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The following is a transcript for the episode "The Big Chill".
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[It's a very hot day in Great Lakes City. Two women walk out of Margarita's Salon with new hairdos, but the humidity frizzes their hair instantly, and they go straight back in, aggravated. The park birdbath is evaporated, Sancho and his friends are so hot. People slump out their windows and one man puts a bag of frozen corn on his head, but he's so hot the corn pops all over the street. The Casagrande apartment is no exception, Ronnie Anne and her primos are plopped down on the couch next to a fan. An extremely hot Bobby walks up to them.]
Bobby: "Que calor, ah, it's hotter than a ghost pepper out there." [Drops to his knees.] "And it's only nine AM." [Falls flat on the floor. Holds up his wet shirt.] "This is my seventh outfit." [Seeing how sweaty it is and groans.] "I'll be right back." [Goes to change]
CJ: "It can't get any worse."
Weather Lady: "It's gonna get worse." [The cousins look at the TV.] "Temperatures expected to soar all week."
[The Casagrandes and Ronnie Anne groan.]
Sergio: [Squawks; exhausted] "That's it. I'm migrating." [Flaps his wings while laying on the floor.] "Am I in Alaska yet?"
Ronnie Anne: [Annoyed] "I can't take it anymore. I'm asking Abuelo about getting an air conditioner."
[Carlota and Carl scoff.]
Carlota: "Good luck with that."
[Hector appears, seemingly unaffected by the heat.]
Hector: "Mis nietos, I have a surprise for you: Ice-cold paletas."
[Ronnie Anne and her cousins love this, and they each take one, but they all instantly melt. The cousins are dissatisfied.]
Ronnie Anne: "Abuelo, can we please get an air conditioner? I'm sweating out of my eyebrows, and I didn't even know that was possible."
Hector: "You kids think we can just buy anything. Air conditioners cost an arm and a leg."
Carl: [Holds up Carlitos.] "Oh, oh, Abuelo! Take his."
[The baby coos.]
Hector: "Niños, if you really can't live without it, maybe you should raise the money yourselves." [Walks off]
CJ: "Maybe we will!" [Looks at his phone.] "Maybe we won't."
Ronnie Anne: [Looks at CJ's phone.] "Woah, ACs are expensive. Guess we're stuck with the fan."
Bobby: [Groans] "Here comes outfit number eight."
[Bobby walks in wearing a unicorn tank top.]
Carlota: "Hey! That's mine!" [Bobby wrings out the sweat and offers it back; slightly disgusted.] "Uh, you can keep it."
[Later, the six are all chilling in the mercado dairy case.]
Ronnie Anne: "We can't live like this. Maybe we should try to buy the AC ourselves like Abuelo said. Who's got money?"
[They all look at Carl.]
Carl: "I'm tapped out, I just tricked out my ride."
[Carl sets a car alarm for his ride with a 'CHOO CHOO' license plate, a chain steering wheel, whitewall tires, but it's so hot Carl's tricycle bursts into flames.]
Ronnie Anne: "Well, maybe we can raise the money."
Bobby: "How?"
[Hector walks up.]
Hector: "Bobby, time to sweep in front of the mercado. There's a street fair happening tomorrow." [Walks off]
Bobby: "On it Abuelo." [Suddenly he gets an idea.] "Wait a sec! A street fair? I got it! Follow me. [He attempts to walk off, but forgets that he's in the freezer case and runs into the glass panel.]
[In the stock room, Bobby removes a sheet from a snowcone machine.]
Bobby: "The mercado's old raspado machine. Abuelo just fixed it up. We can sell shaved ice at the street fair."
[Everyone smiles.]
Ronnie Anne: "Great idea Bobby. Shaved ice will be a total hit in this weather."
[Everyone cheers.]
Bobby: "I'm a genius."
[At the 'Sun Fun Fair' the primos' have their stand ready.]
Ronnie Anne: [Calling while flailing her arms.] "Raspados! Get your ice-cold raspados!"
Customer #5: [Coming to Ronnie Anne and paying.] "Ooh!"
Ronnie Anne: "Order up." [Bobby loads the ice into the machine, Carlota scoops it into the cup CJ's holding, Carl adds the flavoured syrup, Carlitos adds the straw, and they send it to Ronnie Anne to give to the customer.] "Here you go."
[Suddenly, Sergio pops out of the raspado.]
Sergio: [Squawks] "Ah, now that's refreshing."
[The customer freaks out and runs.]
Ronnie Anne: [Annoyed] "Sergio, ugh, you're contaminating the merch."
[Another customer shows up.]
Customer #1: "I don't care if it's bird flavoured, it's hot. I'll take three."
[Two more customers are behind him.]
Customer #2: "Yeah."
Customer #3: "Me too."
Carlota: [Excited] "You guys, we got a line forming."
Bobby: "On it. Crankin' this baby to the max." [Bobby dumps all the ice into the machine, but it starts going haywire.] "Uh, that's not good."
[The machine shoots ice cubes as projectiles in Ronnie Anne's direction. She ducks, but the customer gets struck by one as is thrown over. Ice cubes continue to get shot at everyone at the fair.]
Woman: "Oh, my!"
Man: [Sees an ice cube has knocked his raspado off his cone.] "Ow! What the, ah!" [He turns the cone upside-down and shakes it. He looks back, but is knocked out by a group of ice cubes.] "Ah!" [The cone lands on the girl's head. She looks at her new 'hat', until she gets clobbered by a ball of ice cubes. Bobby frantically tries to turn the machine off.]
Ronnie Anne: [Gasps] "Shut it down Bobby."
Bobby: [Frantic] "Um, I'm sorry! The toggle won't toggle."
[The machine shudders and eventually burns out.]
Carlota: "Uh, I guess Abuelo hadn't fixed it yet."
Carl: [Groans] "So much for our AC unit."
[They all look down.]
Ronnie Anne: "That's okay, we just have to think of another way to raise the money."
[The machine hits Ronnie Anne with an ice cube.]
[Later, they change their sign to say 'MAKE OVERS'.]
Carlota: "Makeovers! Ten Dollars!" [Mrs. Flores comes up and gives Carlota the money. Later, Carlota is just finishing up.] "A little mascara, a little blush." [Gasps] "Say hello to the new you."
[Mrs. Flores looks great until the heatwave melts the makeup.]
Mrs. Flores: [Unaware] "How do I look?" [A small boy starts crying and hugs his mother. Concerned.] "Aye, where's the mirror? I want to see."
[Carlota throws away the mirror and nervously laughs.]
[Next, their sign reads 'BALLOON SWORDS'.]
CJ: "Balloon swords! Five dollars!"
Kids: "Cool!" "Yeah, Awesome!"
[Three kids walk up and give CJ the money. He folds three balloons into swords.]
CJ: "Tada!"
[The kids take their swords, but the heatwave pops them. They look at CJ, mad, and he gives the money back.]
[Next, their sign reads 'BOTTLE KNOCK-OUT'.]
Carl: "Step right up! Knock down the bottles, win a prize!"
[Everyone applauds and Par comes up.]
Par: "Ooh, I'm really good at this game." [Gives Carl the money and Carl gives Par the ball. Par, takes the shot and it bounces right off the bottles.] "Wait! What! Come on!-- Hit me again!"
[--Gives Carl more money and takes another shot, which bounces back and hits him in the face.]
Ronnie Anne: "Wait a second." [Takes a closer look at the bottles.] "Glue? Carl, you scammer."
Carl: [Counting the money, scoffs.] "You mean, you rich scammer." [Ronnie Anne growls at him.] "Fine." [Puts the money on Par's face while he's still dazed.]
[Later, the primos are all just sitting at their empty booth, ready to give up.]
Bobby: [Sighs] "I guess it's over."
Ronnie Anne: "We can't give up. There must be something we haven't thought of yet."
[Just then, Maybelle walks up to them.]
Maybelle: "What kind of booth is this? Ooh! I get it, a sitting booth. You charge people to sit down. Good idea kids. How much does it cost?" [Takes out her coin purse.]
[Ronnie Anne thinks about it.]
Carlota: "Oh actually, Maybelle, it's-"
Ronnie Anne: [Offers Maybelle a box to sit on.] "Five dollars." [Maybelle pays Ronnie Anne and sits. To her primos and hermano.] "We're back in business."
[Later, their sign reads 'Sitting Booth', and they have a lot of takers.]
Carl: "Step right up to sit down! The only sitting booth at the fair!"
Ronnie Anne: "This is great! Hey CJ, can you run into the mercado and grab chips? We'll charge extra for snacks."
CJ: [Salutes] "Aye aye, Captain."
[Runs off. Three more customers arrive.]
Customer #4: "Oh, yes please."
Carlota: "Guys, we've got more customers with nowhere to sit."
Bobby: [Annoyed] "Ah! What do we do?"
[The customers are about to leave.]
Customer #4: "No more seats? Let's get out of here."
Carl: [Trying to stop them.] "One second! Uh, we'll be grabbing more seats from upstairs."
[Takes off, followed by Bobby, Carlota, and Ronnie Anne.]
Customer #4: "Ah, you better hurry. My legs are so tired."
[Ronnie Anne runs through the hall with a chair, followed by Bobby and Carlota, pushing the whole couch.]
Sergio: [Squawks] "Put your back into it."
Bobby: [Struggling] "I'm trying!"
[They lose the couch and it falls down the stairs.]
Sergio: [Squawks] "Couch on the loose!"
[The couch slides down the stairs. Back on the street.]
Customer #4: "Any day now."
[Suddenly there's a rumble and the couch comes crashing through the front of the building and lands right where the three customers are, they sit.]
Flo: "Ah, finally."
[Later, the kids are gathered together with Ronnie Anne.]
Ronnie Anne: "This is the best sitting booth of all time. And maybe the first."
Carl: [Checks his watch, annoyed] "But the street fair's almost over, and we don't have enough money."
Ronnie Anne: "We're so close, we just need one more seat."
Vito: "Yeah you do. My bombito needs sitting people."
Carlota: [Sighs] "We don't have any more seats!"
Ronnie Anne: "Is there something we can use as a chair?"
Bobby: "Me! Lori and I have been taking an online yoga class together." [Goes over to the sidewalk and gets on all fours.] "Behold, the dinner chair pose. Your seat awaits, Vito."
[Vito shrugs and gives Ronnie Anne the money.]
Ronnie Anne: "Pleasure doing business with you."
[Vito sits on Bobby, and Bobby realizes just how heavy Vito is.]
Vito: "Man, all that street fair food. I must have put on twenty pounds today."
Bobby: [Trembling] "You got this Bobby, be the chair."
Ronnie Anne: [Counting the money] "I can feel the AC already."
[Just then, Vito farts right in Bobby's face, making him nauseous.]
Bobby: "I'm feeling regret."
Ronnie Anne: [Finishes counting and becomes excited] "Yes!"
[Bobby struggles as hard as he can...]
Bobby: [Howling] Nooo! [...but he eventually gives out, and Vito goes rolling into a fire hydrant. The hydrant explodes and Vito screams and goes flying onto a hotdog cart.]
Vito: "I think I broke my bombito. Oh, no no!" [He looks up and sees a pile of hotdogs land on him.] "Oh!" [Then a swarm of pigeons attack him.] "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!"
[Bobby groans and gets up with his sore back, and CJ goes to rescue Vito, he and Sergio shoo the pigeons away.]
Vito: "Not my eye!"
CJ: "Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!"
Sergio: [Squawks] "Go away!"
[Vito groans in pain. Everyone runs up to him with shocked looks.]
Hector: "What happened?" [Looks at the sitting booth.] "Why is out living room not in our living room?" [Regarding Vito] "And what's going on here?"
Vito: [Moans] "What's going on is [Points to Bobby] your grandson makes a lousy chair."
Bobby: [Angrily] "Hey!"
Vito: [Angrily] "I'm gonna have to go back to the chiropractor. Who's gonna pay my medical bill?"
Carl: [Angrily] "We're not paying it! You're the one who sat on Bobby when he clearly doesn't have a muscle-- in his whole body."
[--Carl feels Bobby's wrist and shakes it.]
Bobby: [Miserably] "You know, chairs have feelings too."
Hector: "Will someone please tell me what's going on?"
Ronnie Anne: [Sighs] "We opened this booth to raise money for an air conditioner, and things got out of hand. I'm sorry you got hurt, Vito." [Walks up to him and takes out all the money they made.] "I hope this can pay for your medical bills."
Vito: [Gets up and is touched.] "Ah, grazie." [Takes money from Ronnie Anne for every sentence.] "I'm gonna need a snack in the waiting room, a soda to wash it down, and maybe some breath mints." [Ronnie Anne is left with a dollar.] "Oh, and one of those donut pillows for my bombito." [Takes the remaining dollar.]
Ronnie Anne: [To her family.] "Well, that wiped us out, and the street fair is over."
Carl: [Groans] "This day was a bust."
Carlota: "Come on, guys. Back to the fans."
[Later, Ronnie Anne is sitting on the ottoman while Bobby and her primos' put their furniture away. Hector comes up to her.]
Hector: "You know, you didn't raise the money, but you did try. And I'm proud of you. Which is why I'm going to buy the AC unit."
Ronnie Anne: [Gasps] "What? Really?"
Hector: "Si, we can dip into the family budget. Just this once."
Ronnie Anne: [Hugs her abuelo] "Thanks, Abuelo. You're the best."
Sergio: [Chilling in the raspado machine. Squawks.] "Chilling like a villain. AC party up in here."
[Sancho joins Sergio and Ronnie Anne gasps.]
Ronnie Anne: "Abuelo, you can save your money. I have an idea. If we can turn Bobby into a chair, we can turn this raspado machine into an AC unit."
Hector: "You had me at 'saving money'."
Ronnie Anne: "Sorry Sergio."
[Takes the raspado machine. Sancho groans.]
Sergio: [Squawks] "Party pooper."
[In the stock room, Hector and Ronnie Anne are at work. Ronnie Anne gives Hector a screwdriver, then a fan, then a paleta, which he wipes his forehead with and eats, finally Ronnie Anne gives him a hammer and he starts pounding.]
[The next morning, Bobby and his primos are plopped down on the couch next to the fan when suddenly it goes out. They gasp.]
Bobby: [Clutches the fan in despair] "Not the fan! Why cruel world? Why?!"
[Ronnie Anne clears her throat and is holding the plug.]
Carlota: "Um, we kinda need that."
Ronnie Anne: "Not anymore."
[Opens the curtain, revealing their new AC unit.]
Hector: "Who wants air conditioning?"
Ronnie Anne: "Abuelo and I turned the old raspado machine into an AC unit. The air may smell permanently like raspberry ice, but it does the trick."
[The others smell, and actually find it satisfying, they cheer. Suddenly Vito appears on the couch.]
Vito: "Ooh, yous' guys got AC? I'd love to cool off my bombito."
Ronnie Anne: "Sure, Vito, that'll be five dollars."
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