The following is a transcript for the episode "The Loud Cloud."
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[Lincoln is woken up by his alarm clock ringing] Lincoln: "Gah! I overslept!" [leaps out of bed and rushes down the stairs while putting his shirt on] "Mom, can I get a pickup from Gus's after school?" [Lily, covered in red lipstick, is holding the lipstick and draws a line at the base of the stairs] Rita:[chasing Lily] "Sure, honey. Just leave a sticky note reminder for me on the fridge!" Lincoln: "Got it." [writes a sticky note] "'Lincoln, pickup, Gus'.'" [He notices the massive amount of sticky notes on the fridge and puts the note there. Suddenly the bus is heard outside] Rita:[off-screen] "Lincoln, the bus is here!" [Lincoln hastily runs out of the kitchen, his sticky note floating down to the bottom of the fridge from the force of him slamming the door. He scrambles on board the bus as dark clouds form]
[Later, it is now storming at the Loud House. Rita, Lynn Sr., Lucy, Lisa, and the twins are watching TV when something opens the door. It cuts to the door and shows a silhouetted, drenched figure with an angry glare against a flash of lightning. Everyone is scared, even Lucy] Lynn Sr.:[He screams and grabs Todd to everyone's annoyance] "TAKE TODD!" [The figure steps inside and reveals a furious Lincoln, drenched from the storm. He closes the door and shakes the water out of his hair] Lincoln:[infuriated] "Mom, why weren't you at Gus'?! I left a sticky note on the fridge!" [leads her to the fridge] "See? I put it right-" [notices it isn't on the fridge] "Huh? Where'd it go?" [He notices it's fallen off, grabs it, and shows Rita.] Rita: "I am so sorry, sweetie. You should've called me." Lincoln: "I did! I left you a message!" [Rita takes out her phone] Voicemail: "You have 900 new messages." Rita: "I guess it's been on silent mode for a while now." [chuckles before noticing Lincoln glaring at her] "From now on, I promise I won't miss another one of your sticky notes." [kisses his forehead and leaves] Lincoln: "Okay, there's gotta be a better way." Lisa: "Talking to yourself again, I see." [activates extendable shoes to reach the top of the fridge and get a bag of chips] "Modern solutions for age-old problems." [accidentally hits the ceiling] "Still working out the kinks." Lincoln: "Modern solutions, huh? Lis, wait up!" [accidentally slips on the water puddles]
THE NEXT DAY... [The family has assembled in the living room with Lincoln and Lisa in front of a massive tarp.] Lisa: "Greetings, family. I'm sure you're wondering why we gathered you here today." Lincoln: "Who in this family has fallen victim to Mom's sticky note system?" [All the kids and Lynn Sr. raise their hands. Lynn Sr. chuckles nervously when Rita glares at him.] Rita: "Where is this going, Lincoln?" Lincoln:[laughs nervously] "Don't worry. We have a solution." [removes the tarp to reveal a supercomputer] "We give you the Loud Cloud!" Louds: "Ooooh!" Lisa: "It's a family-safe app designed to organize rides with Mother." [demonstrates] "Simply open to request a ride. Using GPS technology, a route will be created based on time and distance. I've already downloaded the app to your devices." [The Louds check their phones to test it out] Louds: "Ooooh!" [Rita's phone trills] Rita: "Wow! It works! Lola requested a ride to the nail salon! Neat! This is gonna be great. Thanks, Lincoln." [The kids and Lynn Sr. leave, chatting over each other... except Lola, who clears her throat] "That wasn't just a test, was it?" [Lola shakes her head] "To the nail salon!" [Lincoln and Lisa high-five]
[Rita heads out the door when she gets a message from the Loud Cloud.] GPS: "Pickup requested. Lincoln, Royal Woods Middle School." Rita: "Thank you, Loud Cloud." [Split screen on Lincoln at Royal Woods Middle, Lucy at the cemetery, and Leni at the mall. Rita pulls up in Vanzilla and picks up Lincoln...] GPS: "Lucy, cemetery." [...Lucy...] "Leni, mall." [...and Leni. Rita heads back to the Loud House, with all the kids picked up and heading home.] "Trip completed." Rita: "Wow. I am loving this new system."
[That night...] Lynn Sr.: "Kids, dinner's ready! Tonight, we have fettuccine Lynn-fredo." Louds: "Oooh!" [The family takes a bite... and immediately spits it out due to how bad it is] Luan and Lola: "Ew!" Lynn Sr.: "What? Let me try this." [takes a bite and spits it out] "What happened?! I followed the recipe!" [goes to the kitchen with Lisa and Lincoln following. He takes out the recipe] "See? It says right here. 'Fettuccine Lynn-fredo. Add three...' uh... 'pounds of garlic.' Wait." Lisa:[takes the recipe and reads it] "Uh, Father, that's three ounces." Lynn Sr.: "Aw, ding-dang-darn it! I guess I can't always read my recipe cards through the, you know, stains, grease, and onion tears." Lincoln: "Maybe you just need a better system."
[Later, Lynn Sr. is looking at his phone as Lola works on a coloring book.] Lynn Sr.: "Whoa. This looks pretty cool." Lincoln: "Yep. We've added a new feature to the Loud Cloud." [Lola pauses her coloring to stare in surprise at what she's hearing.] Lisa: "You can now upload recipes, start dinner polls, and even receive meal requests." Lynn Sr.: "Thanks, kiddos!" [Lola takes out her phone to make a request, and the app trills] "Wow, it's already working! Lola requested a grilled cheese on gluten free whole wheat with organic heirloom tomatoes. Neat!" [Lola clears her throat] "That wasn't just a test, was it?" [puts his phone in his pocket] "I'll go get the Swiss." [Lola smiles]
THE NEXT EVENING... Lynn Sr.: "♫ Ba-da-ba-ba-ba... ♫" [The kids enter the kitchen to see their dad with better food] "♫ Loud Cloud is saving the day, serving up convenience while I serve soufflé! ♫" [He puts soufflé at the center of the table] Lincoln, Luan, and Lola: "Oooh!" [Luan tries a bite] Luan: "Oh, wow. This is amazing, Dad." Lynn Sr.: "Thank you, Luan." [takes out his phone] "And thank you, Loud Cloud."
[Lincoln and Lisa get ready for bed] Lincoln: "Night, Lis." Lisa: "Good night-" [Lisa gasps, causing Lincoln to look into her and Lily's room. The other sisters are inside] Luan: "We saw what you did for Dad. Do you think you can add a few more features to the app for us?" [Lincoln and Lisa smile at this.]
[Luna, Lola, and Luan are on the couch when Lincoln and Lisa approach] Lisa: "Alright, sisters, you can now access all of your jokes, lyrics, and miscellaneous pageant materials from the app." [The sisters throw away their physical copies of said materials...] Luna: "Out with the old..." [...and snatch their phones to use the Loud Cloud.] Lola: "...in with the fabulous." [Suddenly Lincoln and Lisa hear an alarm blaring from Lisa and Lily's room.] Computer Voice: "Warning: low memory. Warning: low memory." Lisa: "Well, I suppose all of these new features take up more space than I anticipated. Not a problem, I'll just add more memory." [takes out a USB drive and plugs it in] Computer Voice: "Memory updated."
[Leni takes selfies of herself in various outfits.] Leni: "Love! Sending these to the clouds." [uploads the images to the Loud Cloud and peeks out the window. To the clouds] "Did you get them?" [only gets raven caws] "Hello? Cloud? Hello!" [Luan is testing out a few jokes] Mr. Coconuts: "And that's why the butt crossed the road." Luan:[laughs] "Oh man, this is great material. I'm gonna upload it to the Cloud." [Lincoln is in his room, showing his friends a new app he developed in the Loud Cloud] Lincoln: "It's called Find My Pal. It shows me your exact locations, which means I no longer have to worry about unclear directions from a certain person." [Everyone looks at Zach] Zach: "What? I was very clear. I said to meet by the tree." Liam: "Which tree, Zach? We were in the forest!"
[That night, Lisa is sleeping when she's woken up by the supercomputer breaking down] Computer Voice: "Warning: low memory. Warning: low memory." Lisa: "Oh, not again." [gets an idea; to Todd] "Hmm. Sorry, need to borrow a few gigs of your memory." [activates her shoes and grabs a memory drive from Todd] "You won't even notice, Todd." Todd:[now amnesiac] "WHO IS TODD?"
[The Louds have assembled once more in the living room] Lisa: "Thank you for joining us, family. Due to the smashing success of the Loud Cloud so far, we have decided to expand its capabilities. Behold! You can now use your phone as a TV remote." [She uses the app to play a Canadian cooking show on TV] Lincoln: "Actually, your phone is now a remote for everything." [He uses the phone to turn on a toaster, a lamp, and a vacuum cleaner] Louds except Lynn: "Oooh!" Lynn:[gives thumbs-down] "Boring." Lisa:[scoffs] "Predictable." [uses the app to turn on a tennis ball launcher] Lynn: "Now we're talking, baby!" [The Louds applaud as Lincoln and Lisa put the remotes in a trash can] Lincoln and Lisa: "Technology, making our lives better!" [The Louds start using the app; unknown to them, the supercomputer starts breaking down due to the excessive system overload.]
[Rita drives Vanzilla down the street with Leni, Luan, Lynn, and Lana] Rita: "Alright, gang, ready for the mall?" [activates the Loud Cloud GPS] GPS: "Starting route." [glitches] "Re-routing. Turn left up ahead. Then go left. Then, another left." Rita: "Hmm. Must be avoiding traffic." Leni: "Oh, Mom! I have to show you this dress I made." [accidentally shows Lisa's notes] "What?! Ew! These aren't my photos."
[Lisa is at the Quantum Collective Science Show] Lisa: "Colleagues, all of the universe's questions will be answered in the following slide." [uses the app and accidentally shows one of Leni's selfies. Her colleagues all murmur amongst each other in confusion] "I know. Pretty shocking stuff, isn't it?" [turns around and realizes] "Gah!" [tries to skip to her slides but it keeps showing Leni's selfies] "It appears we're having technical difficulties. BRB!" [leaves the stage. To Todd] "Something's wrong with the app! Must have run out of memory. Todd, we have to fix this!" [hops on his back] "Take us home!" Todd: "WHO ARE YOU?"
[Lincoln is at Tall Timbers Park using Find My Pal.] Lincoln: "Looks like my friends are close." [steps in a swan boat] "Should be right here." [The Find My Pal app glitches out. Mr. Grouse is fishing when Lincoln accidentally hits it] Mr. Grouse: "Oof! And there goes my peace and quiet." Lincoln: "Huh. Maybe I need a better signal." [He exits the boat and accidentally capsizes Mr. Grouse's boat] Mr. Grouse: "You owe me a boat, Loud!"
[Lola is at the Lil' Miss Gherkin Pageant] Lola: "For my talent portion, I'll be performing my acclaimed ribbon dance." [accidentally plays spooky music] "What's happening?! How am I supposed to dance to Lucy's creepy funeral music?!" [The judges, including Cheryl and Auntie Pam, are looking confused. Lola proceeds to awkwardly ribbon-dance]
[Lucy, Boris, and Dante are at the Loud House bathroom holding a funeral for a girl's pet fish] Lucy: "In closing, Bubbles was a good fish. As per the family's request, he'll be laid to rest at sea. Cue the funeral music." [Dante accidentally plays Lola's ribbon dance music, causing the girl to glare at the Morticians.]
[Lynn Sr. is at the kitchen] Lynn Sr.: "All right, let's get this dinner started. Pre-heating the oven..." [accidentally turns on the toaster] "Whoops. Must have hit the wrong button." [accidentally activates the blender and vacuum cleaner. The blender ties him up as more appliances come to life] "RITA!!!"
[Rita is still being led astray by the malfunctioning GPS] GPS: "Head north. Head south. Head east." [Lincoln is still searching for his friends] Lincoln: "Ah, through here. Now where are you guys heading?" [accidentally enters an old woman's house, startling the cat and owner. He passes by two kids playing on a slide] "OK, we're getting closer." [bounces off a trampoline to jump the fence and enters Mr. Grouse's house] "Aha! Here you guys are!" [realizes where he is] "Uh..." [Mr. Grouse is working on a miniature boat in a bottle] Mr. Grouse: "Take a hike, Loud." Lincoln: "Oh. Sorry, Mr. Grouse." [He leaves and slams the door, destroying the ship.] Mr. Grouse: "Ah! Now you owe me two boats, Loud!" [groans]
[Luna is at the Burnt Bean] Luna: "This next song goes out to my girlfriend, Sam." [uses the Loud Cloud app] "♫ Why did the butt cross the road? ♫" [Sam reacts in confusion. Luna realizes] "Oh no, these are Luan's jokes!"
[Lisa, Todd, and Lincoln meet back up at the Loud House] Lisa: "Lincoln, there you are. The app has gone kablooey!" Lincoln: "That explains a lot. What do we do?" Lisa: "We have to reset the supercomputer or risk losing everything on the Loud Cloud!" [A crash is heard. They peek inside the house to find all the appliances going haywire.] Lynn Sr.:[holding onto the vacuum cleaner] "THE APPLIANCES ARE OUT OF CONTROL!" Lisa: "To my bedroom!" [They head upstairs to find Lynn's tennis machine aimed at them. It fires at them, and Lincoln and Lisa use Todd as a meat shield while heading to Lisa and Lily's room.] Todd: "OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW. OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW." [When they enter, Lisa gasps at the supercomputer.] Computer Voice: "Warning, low memory. Warning, low memory." [Lisa tries to type on the keyboard] Lisa: "It's unresponsive! We have no choice. We have to destroy it." Lincoln: "What? But we'll lose everything!" Lisa: "It's our only option to stop this mechanical mayhem!" Todd:[with a tennis ball in his left eye] "IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING GREEN OR IS IT JUST ME?" Lincoln: "Hmm..." [gets an idea] "I know how to destroy this thing! Be right back." [runs out the door] Lisa: "Gah! Where is he going?!" [Lincoln can be heard grunting in pain as he gets pelted by tennis balls. He comes back with the machine and aims it at the supercomputer. Lisa and Todd get out of the way as the machine fires away. Meanwhile Lynn Sr. is still being attacked by the appliances] Lynn Sr.: "Kids! If you're gonna do something, do it now!" [The tennis ball machine keeps firing at the supercomputer, removing a drive and damaging the computer.] Lincoln, Lisa, and Todd: "Phew." [Lynn Sr. is still whimpering when he opens his eyes and realizes the chaos is over. He sighs in relief.] Lisa: "Looks like we're finally offline." [They leave the room and pass by the living room] "Fear not, Father, the rage of the machines has been quelled." Lincoln: "Yeah! We're celebrating with Flippees!" Lynn Sr.: "Wait, uh, kids! What about-" [door slams and he hits the ground] "Me?"
[The next day. Luan heads down the stairs] Luan: "Mom, I'm gonna need a pick-up from the Chortle Portal today." Rita: "Just leave me a sticky note, sweetie. We're going back to our old system." Lincoln: "Actually, Lisa and I have a new system that I think is gonna make all of our lives a lot easier." [Rita and the other siblings are not pleased about this] Lola: "Oh, come on!" Lynn: "Are you kidding me?!" Luna: "Not again, dude!" Lincoln: "I give you a whiteboard. We can just write our pickup requests here." [Everyone sighs in relief] Lucy: "Sigh." Luan: "What a relief." Lynn: "Phew." Leni: "That'll totes work." Lucy: "Seems harmless." Todd:[pats Lincoln's back; still amnesiac] "GREAT IDEA, LARRY." [Lisa groans about Todd's amnesia. The end.]
