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Act I[]
[Open on Lincoln talking to Ronnie Anne on video chat.] Lincoln: Hello? Ronnie Anne? Are you home? [Ronnie Anne answers the call.] Ronnie Anne: Hey, Lincoln! Of course I'm home; it's the place to be these days. Lincoln: Oh, right, we're all home now... and it's time for our video chat. Are you ready to hang out? Ronnie Anne: Yep! Let's hang. [Transition to Lincoln opening his computer. The Loud House logo appears on his computer screen. Cut to Ronnie Anne opening her computer. The Casagrandes logo appears on her screen. A mashup of both shows' theme songs plays over several clips, which depict Lincoln putting on sunglasses as his sisters cheer him on, the Casagrande family cheering; the Loud kids using their parents' adjustable bed; Ronnie Anne's cousins tackling her on the floor; Lincoln getting cheered on by his sisters, his parents, the family pets, and Clyde; and Ronnie Anne's family hugging her. Lincoln appears in a rectangle in the center of the screen, and headshots of his sisters appear around him. Ronnie Anne also appears in a rectangle in the center of the screen, and headshots of her relatives (except for Carlitos, who is replaced by Arturo) appear around her. The special's logo appears on-screen, followed shortly after by Lily and Carlitos.]
♫ In the Loud House! ♫ Casagrandes! ♫ In the Loud House! ♫ Casagrandes! ♫ In the Loud House! ♫ Casagrandes! ♫ One boy, ten girls ♫ We're all familia!
Lily: Poo-poo! Carlitos:[laughing] [Cut to Lincoln and Ronnie Anne on video chat.] Ronnie Anne: This is going to be so fun! Lincoln: I can't wait to catch up. Ronnie Anne: And I've got a big surprise for you. Lincoln:[gasps] Really? What is it? [A copy of Ace Savvy vs. the Card Shark appears on-screen.] Is it a new comic book? [Numerous jars of peanut butter appear on-screen.] Or a lifetime supply of peanut butter? Ronnie Anne:[laughing] It's way better than that, dude! But you'll have to wait. Until then, tell me what's new in the Loud house. Lincoln: Well... [his voice gets muted out] Ronnie Anne: Uh, Lincoln? I think you're on mute. [Lincoln keeps talking inaudibly.] Unmute yourself! [Lincoln presses a button on his computer] Lincoln: Whoops! Sorry. Long story short, Leni gave everyone haircuts... and that's why Charles has a mohawk. [A picture of Charles with a purple mohawk appears, accompanied by a groan from the dog. Lincoln and Ronnie Anne laugh at it.] Ronnie Anne: That's hilarious! Lincoln: Well, you know my house. There's never been a dull moment. [Transition to the Loud family's "Loudest Moments".] Lynn: Think fast! [She runs past Lincoln so fast, his clothes fly off, leaving him in his underwear.] Lincoln: Ow. [Transition to Luna strumming on her guitar, then the Loud sisters except Lisa cheering, followed by Lincoln getting cheered on by all of his sisters with sunglasses on, then Lincoln pressing the control button to the parents' adjustable mattress.] Lincoln: Liftoff! [The bed rocks back and forth until Lisa falls out the window.] Lisa: I'm okay! [Transition to Lana bulldozing frogs, then to the Loud kids reading their workbooks.] Lana: Ice cream truck! [The kids throw away their workbooks and rush to the door. Transition to Luan chasing Leni with a fake spider, then Lily taking a picture of Lori.] Lori: Don't you dare post those! [Lily presses a button on Lori's phone, causing the photo to be sent. Numerous pictures of Lori with double chins appear on her devices' screens. Lori screams in horror. Transition to Lana sneaking up on Lola and terrorizing her, covered in mud. She gets sprayed by the hose. Transition to the Loud siblings fighting, then to Lisa mixing chemicals as Charles runs around with his head stuck in a jar of peanut butter while Lola paints her fingernails, Lincoln plays on the Super Snap 95, Lucy drinks blood with a straw, and Luan squirts whipped cream onto a pie. Charles runs over a canvas where Lily is playing with paint as Lynn skates by with a hockey stick and Lana jumps together with Hops, covered in mud. Transition to Rita removing her gardening gloves as she enters the house, then dropping them in shock upon noticing the twins listening to "The Little Froggy Song".]
Twins: ♫ ...ribbit, ribbit ♫ ♫ The little froggy goes ribbit, ribbit ♫ ♫ The little froggy goes ribbit, ribbit ♫
[Transition to Lincoln trying to keep his sisters under control.] Lincoln: Lily, where is your diaper? [Lincoln chases Lily as she runs around in the nude. His sisters and the family pet continue misbehaving.] Lincoln: Guys, can we all just settle down? [Transition to Lincoln walking down the hallway as an explosion happens in Lisa and Lily's room.] Lisa: I'm still alive! [Transition back to the video chat.] Lincoln: Yeah, it's louder than ever. Ronnie Anne: I can relate. It's been totally wild over here, too, like usual. [Transition to Carlota sitting down on a whoopee cushion. She pulls the whoopee cushion out from under her as her brothers laugh and run away. Transition to Bobby and Carlota blowing into the birdbath with straws to give Sergio and two of his pigeon friends bubbles. They stop blowing from fatigue.] Sergio: More bubbles for my bath! [Transition to the Casagrandes celebrating, then to Carl playing table football with his chips.] Carl: If he makes the field goal, Carl Casagrande will go down as the most daring, most handsome-- CJ: Any day now, Carl. [Carl flicks his finger onto the chip, sending it flying straight onto Hector's face. Hector eats the chip.] Hector, CJ and Carl: Goal! [Transition to Bobby and Rosa banging on pots and pans. Carlota rushes onto the scene.] Carlota: You are ruining my zen time! Bobby: Evil spirit! [screams and hides under Rosa's apron] Rosa: Ay! Oy. [Transition to Hector eating all the food, then to Ronnie Anne acting like a walrus with cheese sticks stuck up her mouth to resemble tusks, then to Bobby rushing into the apartment with hot sauce on his finger.] Bobby: Mom! I got hot sauce where my splinter was. IT BURNS! AAAAAH! [Bobby faints as Carl arrives with a train car stuck to his butt.] Carl: Tía María, help! I glued my model caboose to my caboose, and then I got an itch. [Focus on the train car as it blows its whistle. Transition to Lincoln on video chat.] Lincoln: Wait, Carl did that again? You'd think he'd learn by now. Ronnie Anne: Yeah, can you believe it? He got distracted while he was watching the zoo animal cam with CJ. [Cut to a recording of Keyon sleeping.] Ronnie Anne: Since he can't go to the zoo now, he's been obsessed with watching the animals from home. [Cut to Carl discussing the zoo animals with Ronnie Anne and CJ.] Carl: Did you know Komodos are the last living dinosaurs? CJ: I can't wait to meet Bitsy the elephant! [Cut to Lincoln on video chat.] Lincoln: Lana should start her own animal cam. Her room is basically a zoo. [Cut to Lincoln extinguishing the fire in Lana and Lola's room.] Lana: But how will I keep my reptiles warm? They're cold-blooded, you know. Lincoln: But you're not. [Transition to Lana wearing a parka with all of her reptiles inside. Lincoln gives her a thumbs up, as does a lizard inside the coat. A lizard pops out through the gap in Lana's teeth. Transition to Lincoln approaching Lana's bed.] Lincoln: Hey, Lana... [Lana's animals wake up and give Lincoln a nasty look.] Lincoln: Nevermind. [Cut to Ronnie Anne on video chat.] Ronnie Anne: Carl and CJ would definitely watch that. Lincoln: So, how's life in the big city? Ronnie Anne: Here's something cool. Every night, my whole neighborhood cheers outside of their windows for all of the essential workers who've been helping people. Even Carlitos joins in! [Cut to Carlitos laughing, then back to Ronnie Anne on video chat.] Ronnie Anne: And I clap extra for my mom and dad. They've been taking care of patients and working so hard. Lincoln: That's amazing! Over here, Leni's been sewing fashionable face masks. Ronnie Anne: Aww, she's got a great heart and great style. [Cut to Leni at the mall.] Leni: That skirt would look great on you, and it also makes a cute poncho. Karla Sakas Shropshire:[gasps] You've just changed my life! [Cut back to Lincoln on video chat. Lincoln: Yeah, she might be the only one with style in my family. We've had some pretty epic fashion fails. Ronnie Anne: I think both of our families have. Lincoln: Huh, tell me about it. [Transition to Lynn Sr. ripping off his clothes to reveal his band outfit.] Lynn Sr.: KAPOW! [twerks as he plays his cowbell] WOO! Ha-ha! [The kids watch his twerking awkwardly. Transition to Bobby wearing everything in the lost and found. Carl walks into the mercado and stops upon seeing Bobby wearing everything.] Carl: That's not a good look for you. [Transition to Lily spreading black makeup onto her face, then to Bobby showing everyone his studying outfit.] Casagrandes: No. [Transition to Lori, Leni and Lola walking in on Lucy. They gasp as they see her putting on perfume while wearing a pink dress and red lipstick. Lucy awkwardly hides the perfume bottle behind her back. Transition to Carl noticing his father after changing into a new pair of pants.] Carl: Dad, what are you wearing? Carlos: They didn't have much of a pants department. [Transition to CJ, Carl, and Ronnie Anne staring at Bobby with his pizza tuxedo on.] Carl: What are you wearing? Bobby: Haven't you ever seen a pizza tux? [Transition to the Loud sisters giving Lucy makeovers. They start with a cheerleader outfit.] Loud sisters except Lucy: Too... peppy. [They give her a 1970s-styled makeover.] Loud sisters except Lucy: Too... poofy. [Transition to Hector wearing Carl's shirt.] Hector: Rosa, you shrunk my shirt! Rosa: That's Carl's shirt, tonto. [The shirt rips off Hector's body.] Hector: Whoops. [Hector awkwardly walks away. Transition to Carlota pulling down Carl's pants, exposing his choo-choo chonies beneath.] Carl:[covering his private parts] My choo-choo chonies! [Transition to Carlota walking in on Frida as she tries on a sparkly red jumpsuit.] Carlota: Mom, are you kidding me? Frida: I don't know what happened; I was just admiring the jumpsuit. Next thing you know, I'm wearing it! [Transition to Lincoln walking into class wearing a mime costume, miming the action of pulling a rope. Transition to him wearing the front end of a horse costume, then an emo costume. Transition to Hector wearing Carlota's romper.] Hector: This one fits well. Carlota: Abuelo, that's my romper! [Hector looks down at his body. Transition to Ronnie Anne on video chat.] Ronnie Anne: Carlota could never wear that again. [They laugh.] So, Lincoln, have you been keeping in touch with your friends from school? Lincoln: Yep. We had a video chat the other day, but it wasn't easy to pull off. [Clyde appears on Lincoln's computer screen.] Lincoln: First, I called Clyde... Clyde: Hey, Lincoln! I was just giving myself the ten-minute trifle challenge. [Rusty appears on Lincoln's computer screen.] Lincoln: Then Rusty showed up. He was pumped for our chat, and it went way better than the last time we video chatted. [Cut to Lincoln, Clyde, and Rusty playing an RPG game while video chatting. Rusty's avatar breaks down a gate and runs through it.] Rusty: Rusty Spokes! Clyde: Rusty, no! [Skulls pop out from behind the architecture, and Rusty's avatar gets shot by a skull robot carrying a cannon.] Rusty: Uh-oh. [Liam appears on Lincoln's computer screen.] Lincoln: That's when Liam popped in. He's just lost a wrestling match against against his pig, Virginia. [Cut to Liam wrestling Virginia, then back to Ronnie Anne on video chat.] Ronnie Anne:[laughs] He lost again? Lincoln: Every time. [Cut to Lincoln, Clyde, Zach, and Rusty watching Liam's wrestling match.] Liam: You fellers want to give me a hand? [Zach appears on Lincoln's computer screen.] Lincoln: Zach joined in next... right after watching an alien movie marathon. [Cut to Zach talking to Lincoln near the school bus.] Zach: I watch the same alien movie, like, every night to fall alseep. [Cut back to Lincoln on video chat.] Lincoln: He's really into aliens. His whole family is. [Cut to the Loud parents meeting Zach's parents at the parent-teacher conferences.] Lynn Sr.: Hey, you must be Zach's folks. What a fun use of tin foil. Mr. Gurdle: It's to pick up alien signals. [Mr. Gurdle slides off-screen. Stella appears on Lincoln's computer screen.] Lincoln: Stella hopped on last. We talked about the time we all took on the Rat Beast. [Cut to Stella listening for the Rat Beast inside the walls.] Stella: My music box... it's inside the wall! Clyde: The Rat Beast must have it with him! Liam: Come on! [Lincoln and his friends follow the sound of the music box.] Lincoln: Keep going! It's heading for the basement! Stella:[gasps] Duck! [Lincoln and his friends duck and hide behind a trash can. A vicious-looking shadow appears on the wall.] Zach: It's the Rat Beast... [Principal Huggins walks into the hallway, revealing the shadow to be of him.] Clyde: Nope, that's just Principal Wiggins--I mean Huggins--with a new hairpiece. [Cut to Ronnie Anne on video chat.] Ronnie Anne: The Rat Beast? Lincoln: Yeah, it's a super scary Royal Woods Elementary legend. I can't believe you never heard about it when you lived here.
[Cut to a flashback of the Rat Beast's creation.] Lincoln: An experiment went really wrong in the school science lab. A cage full of rats mutated into a giant rat with glowing green eyes, super-sharp teeth, and tons of tails. [The Rat Beast roars. Cut to Ronnie Anne on video chat.] Ronnie Anne: Whoa. That's spooky. Lincoln: Yeah, but then we found out that it was just a cute little rat that was friends with the janitor. [Cut to Cinnamon coming out from behind a corner and crawling into Norm's hand.] Norm: You think you could maybe keep this a secret? [Cut to Lincoln's computer screen, with himself and all of his friends on it.] Lincoln: I can't wait for more good time with these guys. [Cut to Ronnie Anne on video chat.] Ronnie Anne: Are you going to make that new pic your screensaver? Lincoln: Way ahead of you. [Cut to Lincoln's computer.] Lincoln: It already is! Ronnie Anne: Nice. [Cut to Lincoln on video chat.] Lincoln: So, have you been in touch with your friends? Ronnie Anne: Yep. I started a chat with Sid yesterday. [Sid appears on Ronnie Anne's computer screen.] Ronnie Anne: She's been working on her impressions. [Cut to Sid imitating animals in school.] Sid: You want a chimpanzee? [She begins making monkey noises and pounding her chest.] Or maybe a humpback whale? [She begins making whale noises and moving her arms, clasped together, in circles. Casey, Sameer, and Nikki appear on Ronnie Anne's computer screen.] Ronnie Anne: Then Casey, Sameer, and Nikki joined our call. Remember when you first met them, Lincoln? [Cut to Lincoln and Ronnie Anne meeting Sameer, Casey, and Nikki.] Lincoln: Hey, I'm Lincoln. I'm sure Ronnie Anne's told you all about me. Casey: Actually... no. I'm Casey, that's Sameer, and that's Nikki. Nikki: 'Sup? How do you know Santiago? [Ronnie Anne slaps Lincoln on the arm.] Ronnie Anne: Linc's a part of my rough-and-tumble past. Lincoln: Ha! The only thing rough-and-tumble was that church carnival ride that made us puke up our cotton candy. [Ronnie Anne grabs Lincoln's arm.] Ronnie Anne: We should get going. [Cut to Lincoln on video chat.] Lincoln: I totally remember that. [Laird appears on Ronnie Anne's computer screen.] Ronnie Anne: Oh, and Laird hopped on last because he had trouble joining the chat. That guy can never catch a break... [Transition to Laird slithering on the floor.] Laird: Hey, I love this challenge! [Laird slithers into some gum, and his head gets stuck in it.] Laird: Oh... eugh, who put gum here? [Laird gets up on his knees, and the gum pulls him back to the floor. Transition to him getting covered in clay.] Sid: Okay, sorry, Laird. Laird: It's okay. [Laird falls to the floor. Transition to Ronnie Anne attempting to knit. The knitting needles get flung like an arrow and stab some of Laird's hair, which gets pulled out and stuck to the wall. Laird falls to the ground. transition to him with his body covered in plunger darts.] Laird: Archery club is definitely not for me. [Transition to Ronnie Anne and Sid struggling to apprehend a squid. They both catch the squid.] Ronnie Anne and Sid: I got him! [The squid squirts ink at the wall, and Laird gets covered in it. He wipes some off his face. Transition to Laird getting trampled by a crowd.] Laird: Oh... why? [Transition to Ronnie Anne on video chat.] Ronnie Anne: That's Laird for you. [Ronnie Anne appears on her own computer screen.] Ronnie Anne: It was fun catching up with all of them. Lincoln: Sounds like a blast! [Ronnie Anne's phone starts ringing.] Ronnie Anne: Oh, Sid's calling me! [She answers the phone.] Hey, Sid! [gasps] Sergio did what? Sergio:[squawks] Busted! Lincoln: What happened? Ronnie Anne: Lincoln, I've got to deal with this. Meet you back here in two? Lincoln: Wait! [Ronnie Anne disappears off the screen.] What about the big surprise? Ronnie Anne? Ronnie Anne! Dang it. [End of Act I.]
Act II[]
[Ronnie Anne appears on Lincoln's screen.] Ronnie Anne: Hey, Linc! I'm back! Lincoln: Hey, what happened with Sergio? Ronnie Anne: Sid's helping her mom take care of a parrot she brought home from the zoo, and Sergio was trying to talk to it outside their window with a megaphone. [Cut to Sergio using a megaphone.] Sergio:[squawks] Party time! [Cut to Lincoln on video chat.] Lincoln: That sounds like Sergio. [gasps] Wait, does any of this have to do with the big surprise you're planning? Ronnie Anne: Maybe, maybe not; you'll find out soon. Lincoln: I can't wait! Anyway, while you were gone, I got a chance to grab a snack for my dad. He's been inventing new recipes every day. Ronnie Anne: That's cool. Your dad's an awesome cook. [Transition to the Loud kids rushing for dinner.] Lynn Sr.: Dinner's ready! Come and get it! [The Loud sisters all rush down the stairs. Transition to Lynn Sr. deciding to make a new meal.] Lynn Sr.: To the kitchen! [Transition to Lynn Sr. presenting some eggs to Luan.] Lynn Sr.: Eggs. the versatile rockstar of the food world. [Transition to Lynn Sr. making lasagna.] Lynn Sr.: What do you think, Charles? More cheese? Less cheese? [Charles barks.] Lynn Sr.: You're right. Always more cheese. [Lynn Sr. approaches the refrigerator. Transition to him singing about making franks an beans.] Lynn Sr. ♫ New franks... (yeah, yeah) and beans... (and beans, and beans, and beans, beans, beans) ♫ [Transition to Lynn Sr. preparing a new meal.] Lynn Sr.: Baking pan. [Somebody hands him half of the baking pan.] Other half of baking pan. [Somebody hands him the other half of the baking pan.] Tape. [He begins to sweat.] Stat, man, stat! [Lily hands him a roll of duct tape.] Leni: What are you making, Dad? Lynn Sr.: Let's just call it... [he holds up the dish, revealing it to be a casserole] Casa Loud casserole. Leni: Ooh! I have the perfect outfit for that! [Transition to Lola rating Lynn Sr.'s leftover leftover hash.] Lola: It's delicious! Give me that rating card. [Lynn Sr. hands her a rating card, and she begins writing on it.] A+! My compliments to the chef. [Lola hands the rating card to Lynn Sr., and he begins crying.] Lynn Sr.: This is going right on the fridge. [Transition to Lincoln on video chat.] Lincoln: But when it comes to the kitchen, my dad's a boss. Ronnie Anne: Well, my abuela's been cooking a lot, too, as usual. [Transition to Sergio waking Ronnie Anne up.] Sergio: Early bird gets the chilaquiles! Ronnie Anne: Chilaquiles? [Cut to Rosa distributing the chilaquiles as Hector reads the newspaper and Carlota looks at her phone at the table.] Rosa:Andale! Eat! Eat! [Transition to Rosa grabbing jalapeño peppers and eggs from the refrigerator, then taking some taquitos off the frying pan and distributing them to some plates. Transition to her putting a full plate of tortas at the table, then offering some chips and guac to Ronnie Anne and Sid as they watch a Twelve Is Midnight music video.] Rosa: I just whipped up some queso fundito for you and your bestie. Ronnie Anne: We're still pretty full from the taquitos you made us twenty minutes ago. Rosa: Of course. What am I thinking? I'll go make dessert. [Rosa walks away. Transition to her serving huevos rancheros to Ronnie Anne.] Rosa: Huevos rancheros, just like you asked. And to be sure you don't go hungry, chorizo, hash browns, y un páncake. [Rosa dumps food onto Ronnie Anne's plate. Transition to her noticing Carl having eaten most of the food she made for him.] Rosa: Ah, sí, muchacho, keep eating! And save room for flan. [Carl groans and slams his head into his plate.] Sergio:[squawks] Man down! [Transition to Ronnie Anne on video chat.] Ronnie Anne: Just thinking about her food makes me hungry. Lincoln: If you were here, I would make you my new signature dish. Ronnie Anne: Oh yeah, Chef Lincoln? Are you serving that dish with a side of [in French accent] fancy? [Lincoln laughs] Tell me more! Lincoln: Well, you start with graham crackers, a dollop of peanut butter, a sprinkle of Lynn's chopped-up sports bar, and a pinch of sauerkraut. [The ingredients appear on-screen. Cut to the finished product, which resembles a lasagna.] Lincoln: I call it a... Linc-sagna. Ronnie Anne: Interesting! Well, I whipped up a pretty sweet snack myself the other day. I grabbed a baleta, and I held it over a toasty churro. [The ingredients appear on-screen. Cut to a melted baleta on top of a churro.] Ronnie Anne: Five melty minutes later, and tada! I have what I call a melted baleta over a churro-cicle...? I might need to work on the name. Lincoln: Oh! That would go really well with a Flippee. [Cut to Flip advertising the Flippee.] Flip: Don't forget to come down to Flip's Food & Fuel, home of the Flippee! Lincoln and Clyde: Ooh... Flippees! [Cut to Ronnie Anne on video chat.] Ronnie Anne: I've really missed Flip's... and Gus' Games N' Grub. Lincoln: Ah, I miss it to. [Transition to Lincoln and Clyde celebrating their invitation to Chandler's birthday party as Gus' Games N' Grub.] Lincoln and Clyde: ♫ We're going to the par-tay! We're going to the par-tay! ♫ [Cut to Lincoln, Clyde, and Chandler clinking their root beer cans.] Lincoln, Clyde and Chandler: Cheers! [Cut to Clyde playing skee-ball. He tosses a ball into the second-innermost ring.] Clyde: Woo-hoo! [Numerous tickets get dispensed out of the machine.] Lincoln: Wow, way to go, Clyde! [Cut to Lincoln with Ronnie Anne as Gus' Games N' Grub.] Lincoln: Should we... do this? Ronnie Anne: I'm game if you are. [They turn their faces to the screens of the arcade machines.] Game Voice: Dance... Battle... starts! [They begin playing Dance Battle.] Lincoln: Oh, watch this! Oh! Ooh! Ooh! Yeah! [Transition to Ronnie Anne on video chat.] Ronnie Anne: I love playing Dance Battle! I'd better still have the high score. Lincoln: You probably do, and if you don't that's another goal you could probably add on your "Go for it" board. Ronnie Anne: Oh yeah! I have been working on my "Go for it" board. Want to see it? Lincoln: Yeah! I'll get mine, too. Ronnie Anne: Okay. [She holds up her "Go for it" board. Zoom in on the Carlos X logo.] First, I'm going to take my skateboarding to the next level. I want to be as good as my tío, Carlos, was when he was Carlos X. [Cut to Carlos skateboarding around college. He zooms past Frida.] Frida: Wow, ¡que guapo! [Cut to Lincoln on video chat.] Lincoln: You'll nail that. Ronnie Anne: Thanks, Linc. [Zoom in on the family tree.] I also want to find out more about my family history. [Cut to Hector presenting his family tree in front of Ronnie Anne's class.] Hector: This is the family tree of los Casagrandes. On my father's side of mi familia, I have a great-great grandfather, who rode with Pancho Villa. [He removes a sticky note covering up a picture of his great-great grandfather. The other students admire it.]
'Hector: And on my mamás side, I have an abuelo, who helped build a railroad in México. [He removes a sticky note covering a picture of his grandfather.] He was Chinese. Sid: Hey, did you know that? Ronnie Anne: No way! That's so cool. [Ronnie Anne and Sid exchange a fish bump. Hector removes a sticky note covering a picture of him.] Hector: And this handsome guy is me. [He removes a sticky note covering a picture of Ronnie Anne as a baby.] I'm an abuelo, too; Ronnie Anne's grandpa. [Ronnie Anne gasps at the picture of her. Hector laughs.] Hector: When Ronnie Anne was a baby, she had the cutest little pompis, and she used to go, "Toot, toot! Toot!" [Hector twerks in front of the class, and the students laugh. Cut to Ronnie Anne on video chat.] Ronnie Anne: Family stories can be embarrassing, though. Lincoln: Tell me about it. Ronnie Anne: So, what've you got on your board, Lincoln? [Lincoln's "Go for it" board appears on-screen.] Lincoln: Well, first, Clyde and I are going to deal out some justice... [Zoom in on the Ace Savvy comic.] ...and write a sequel to our Ace Savvy comic. [Cut to Lincoln and Clyde changing into their Ace Savvy costumes.] Lincoln: Looks like this is a case for... [Lincoln and Clyde change into their uniforms.] Lincoln and Clyde: One-Eyed Jack and Ace Savvy! Lisa: Do you wear those under your clothes every day, just waiting for an opportunity such as this? Clyde: You bet your Norwegian grand money we do! [Clyde pulls back his eye patch, hitting the lens of his glasses and knocking him into Lily's crib. Cut to Ronnie Anne on video chat.] Ronnie Anne: Cool. When you're done writing it, send me a copy so I can check it out! Lincoln: You got it! [Zoom in on the Dairyland poster.] Then I'm off to Dairyland, where I'll sit in the front row on every ride. [Cut to Lincoln and Lana celebrating their victory backstage.] Lincoln and Lana: We're going to Dairyland! [Cut to Lincoln and Lana on the Milk Shaker.] Lincoln: If you ever ride the Milk Shaker, keep your mouth closed. [A bell tolls, and the roller coaster starts moving. Pan to the ride's logo as Lana barfs off-screen.] Lana: Awesome! [Cut to Ronnie Anne on video chat.] Ronnie Anne: A day as the Amoosement park is like the best vacation ever! Lincoln: Oh man, I can't wait to take a family vacation again, even though they don't always end up as planned. [Transition to Vanzilla backing out of the driveway.] Lynn Sr.: Loud vacation time! Can I get a "Whoop-whoop?" [Cut to Rita flying a crop duster. She turns it straight up as it flies past a silo. Cut to Lori offering bean chips.] Lori: Anybody want a low-cal bean chip? [She eats a chip.] Lucy: Vomit. Lori: They're delicious, and supes high-fiber. [farts] Lisa: Yes, apparently. [Cut to Lynn Sr. running out into the road in front of a car wearing a grass disguise. He jumps on the car's windshield. Cut to the map blocking his face, followed by Vanzilla skidding along the road before crashing into some portable toilets from the side.] Lynn Sr.: Is everyone okay? Port-a-potty occupant: I've been better! [Cut to Flip collecting the Louds' money as they board a boat. The boat leaves the dock.] Lynn Sr.: Whirlpool! [The boat gets sucked into the whirlpool. The Louds cling on for dear life before being washed ashore.] Lola: We're all alone? With no food? No water? No TV? WE'RE DOOMED! [Cut to Luna making an SOS signal with seashells.] Luna: Distress signal done! [Cut to various animals eating the Louds' food.] Lincoln: Hey, that's our food! [Lola runs off screaming, then sinks into some quicksand.] Lola: What is this? Lynn: Cannonball! [Lynn charges into a tree, then snaps it with her butt.] Lynn: These butt exercises are really paying off. [Transition to Rita and Lynn Sr. sitting on lounge chairs at the beach.] Rita: I think we should make this a Loud family tradition. [They clink their lemonade glasses. Transition to Lincoln on video chat.] Lincoln: Ah, family trips. There's nothing like them. Hey, we can't travel yet, but we can teleport to different places right now. Ronnie Anne: Whoa! How can we do that? Lincoln: My sister, Lisa, showed me how to change backgrounds. [He presses a button on his computer, and the background changes to his backyard.] Lincoln: Tada! Look, I'm in the backyard. Ronnie Anne: That's so cool! But really, of all of the places in the world, you'd chose the backyard? [Lincoln shrugs.] Okay, let me try. And... there! [The background changes to the interior of the GLART.] Now I'm on the GLART! [imitating Stanley] Please stand clear of the closing doors. [They both laugh. Lincoln changes his background to a space setting, and a space helmet appears on his head.] Lincoln: Look, Ronnie Anne! I'm on the moon. [Static] Lincoln to Earth, do you read me? [Ronnie Anne changes her background to a scene from Adios, Ana, Adios.] Ronnie Anne: Come on, Ana Ronalda! These bandits don't stand a chance against our roundhouse kicks. [Lincoln changes his background to a live-action cactus.] Lincoln: Desert time! [Ronnie Anne changes her background to a live-action tray of cupcakes.] Ronnie Anne: Dessert time! [Lincoln changes his background to a volcanic eruption.] Lincoln: Inside a volcano! [Ronnie Anne changes her background to a cloudy sky with a rainbow.] Ronnie Anne: On a rainbow! [Lincoln changes his background to a picture of Ronnie Anne after getting licked by Lalo.] Lincoln: Oops, I... accidentally made my background this picture of you, Ronnie Anne. Ronnie Anne: Hey, two can play at that game, Lincoln! [She changes her background to a picture of Lincoln after setting off every April Fools' prank in the house.] Lincoln: Ugh! I call a truce. Changing by background! [He changes his background to various images, including Cliff's bed, an underwater cave, a clown, an elephant spraying water onto itself, the Golden Gate Bridge, a field of flowers, the Fly Me to the Moo ride at Dairyland, the White House, a man handling a rooster, a leaf with a rain drop on it, Clyde's clock, a fossilized dinosaur skeleton, a kid's face, a mountain range, some signs at Dairyland, a concert performer, Virginia in the pigpen at night, an island, the school gymnasium, a Hawaiian volcano, a rat wearing a top hat, a maintenance closet from school, a dim blue sky over some trees, Liam's farm, a shoreline, an American flag next to the Statue of Liberty, a fight scene, a subway station, and a grain field. Ronnie Anne changes her background back to her bedroom.] Ronnie Anne: Uh... Lincoln, what's happening? Lincoln: It's not me! I swear, my video chat has a mind of its own. Ronnie Anne: Get your sister, Lisa. I bet she'll know what to do. Lincoln: Good thinking! Lisa, can you⸻ [Lincoln's screen goes black, with "OFFLINE" written on it.] Ronnie Anne: Uh, Lincoln? Lincoln? Hello? You'd better come back! I haven't shared my big surprise! [End of Act II.]
Act III[]
[Lincoln flashes on Ronnie Anne's screen.] Lincoln: Ronnie Anne? Ronnie Anne: Lincoln, you're still breaking up. Are you there? Lincoln: Ronnie Anne? Are you there? Come on, Ronnie Anne! Over. Ronnie Anne:[laughs] Dude, we're not unlucky jockeys, but yeah. I can hear you loud and clear. How did Lisa fix your computer? [Lisa, standing next to a chalkboard, appears on-screen.] Lincoln: She said something about debugging operating systems, then I E=MC^2? I couldn't understand the rest, so she just said my computer had an owie. [The chalkboard next to Lisa changes to a laptop with two bandages forming an X across the screen.] Ronnie Anne:[laughs] Well, glad you're back. Lincoln: Me too. Hey, you said you had a big surprise. Did I miss it? Ronnie Anne: Not yet. It's coming soon. Lincoln: Phew, because I think I finally figured out what it is. [The Casagrande apartment appears on-screen, and orange and purple ghosts come out.] Your apartment is haunted by ghosts, and ARGGH! is going to come and investigate. [Transition to Hunter Spector opening the door to a haunted house. As he wanders through the house, a door slams shut on its own.]Hunter Spector: Ooh! The ghost just ran into the bathroom! Tune in tomorrow, when I flush him out! [Transition to Lincoln on video chat.] Lincoln: Yes! Nailed it. Ronnie Anne: Not even close. Lincoln: Okay, I guess I can wait for the surprise, but speaking of ARGGH!, watch any good shows lately? Ronnie Anne: Oh yeah, I've been binging on a ton of shows. [Transition to La Tormenta pinning Princesa Valentina to the ground. She rams into her opponent crotch-first.] Sergio:[squawks] Go, La Tormenta! [Cut to two pigeons squawking on TV, then to the Casagrande family watching it.] Sergio:[squawks] Ha-ha! Classic! [Hector reaches for the remote control, but Sergio pins his hand down.] Sergio: Don't even think about it. [Cut to Ronnie Anne watching Rank Our Prank. Carl slides onto the couch to join her.] Ronnie Anne: Oh, hey! I can change it to El Falcón if you want. Carl: And miss our favorite show? [Miguel Puga takes a gift box from a stranger. A pie on a spring pops out of the box and splats him square in the face. The prankster laughs at his expense. Cut to Adios, Ana, Adios. Ana Ronalda breaks out of the ropes restraining her and punches the bad guys.] Ronnie Anne: Wow, what a leg speed. [She begins to imitate Ana Ronalda's moves.] She is so cool! Villain:Danos todos dinero. [A bandit takes Ana Ronalda on his shoulder and walks away. The Casagrandes gasp. Frida pulls her children closer.] Frida: This is why I make you kids carry a whistle! [Transition to Ronnie Anne on video chat.] Ronnie Anne: Ana Ronalda is my hero! What about you? Catch anything good lately? Lincoln: Yep... whenever I can catch the remote, I watch all of my faves. [Transition to Lincoln watching ARGGH! while eating popcorn.] Hunter Spector: Do you believe in ghosts? Join me, Hunter Spector, specter hunter, leader of the Academy of Really Good Ghost Hunters, or ARGGH! [Cut to Lincoln and Lynn Sr. watching Legends of the Hidden Temple.] Kirk Fogg: Legends of the Hidden Temple. Lincoln and Lynn Sr.: Ooh, I love this show! Lynn Sr.: Okay. On three, say your favorite team. One, two, three! Lincoln and Lynn Sr.: The Orange Iguanas! [Cut to them wearing their Orange Iguanas costumes. They slap tails.] Lincoln and Lynn Sr.: Yes! Ho-ho-ho-ho! [Lynn Sr. notices Lori near him. Cut to Operation: Dessert Storm.] Host: Which baker will take the cake... and the trophy? On... Operation: Dessert Storm. [The logo appears with closing metal doors, which then open to reveal one of the bakers.] Will Linda's soufflé rise to the occasion, or will Tony's puffs cream the competition? [Tony snorts. Cut to the Rip Hardcore show.] Rip Hardcore: A lifetime in the extreme wilderness has made Rip Hardcore as tough as a $2 steak. [Rip Hardcore comes out of a bush, picks up some poop in his hand, and smells it.] Emu droppings, and it's still warm. With a little luck and my tracking bandana, I'll be eating emu stew in no time. [howls] Lola: Eww, who is this poop-sniffing weirdo? [Transition to Lincoln on video chat.] Lincoln: And when my sisters get to the TV first, I watch their shows with them. Now I'm super into Vampires of Melancholia.
Ronnie Anne: What's it about? Lucy: Allow me. Lincoln: Aah! [He falls down in panic.] Lucy, where did you come from? Lucy: Hi, Lincoln. As I was saying, Vampires of Melancholia is about a mysterious vampire named Edwin. [Transition to Edwin talking to Griselda.] Edwin: Griselda, I know you're only seeing that werewolf to make me jealous. [Transition to Lincoln on video chat.] Lucy: There's darkness, fangs, and eternal gloom. Powerful stuff. Ronnie Anne: Sounds great. Thanks, Lucy. Lucy: You're welcome. [She disappears in a flash of lightning.] Lincoln: Anyway, the other show my family has been watching is The Dream Boat. Ronnie Anne: My family loves that show, too! [Transition to Ronnie Anne reading a book on the couch as Sergio eyes the television.] Sergio:[squawks] Showtime! [The Casagrandes rush to the living room and sit down.] Ronnie Anne: Uh, what's happening? Carlota: Ooh, our show's on! The Dream Boat. Bobby: This is Lori's favorite show, and so it's mine, too! TV Announcer: Next, on The Dream Boat, who will Karen send overboard tonight? Carlota: Ugh, I hope it's Brock. He has no style. TV Announcer: Will our captivating captain find her first mate, or will it be man overboard? Lori: EEEEEEEEE! Karen should totes pick Bronson. He's so gorge. I can't even. Luna: No way, dude! What about Brock? He wrote her that sweet jam. [Cut to Brock playing the accordion.] Lynn: I like Blaine. I bet he can bench 300 lb.! Maybe 320 with a spot. Lincoln: Blaine? But he wore flip-flops to their first date! I mean, I can't even... [The Loud sisters argue.] Lola: Is Blaine even trying? [Transition to Lincoln on video chat.] Lincoln: It's really cool when the whole family does something fun together. Ronnie Anne: I totally agree. Lincoln: So, Ronnie Anne, my video chat time limit is almost up, and I promised Lola I'd serve mini-muffins at her tea party. What's your big surprise? Ronnie Anne: Okay, it took a lot of planning, a huge group text. I even got Sergio's pigeon friends involved. Lincoln: Ronnie Anne, what is the surprise? Ronnie Anne: All of our friends and family are joining us for an... [Her face zooms in.] epic dance party! [Cut to Ronnie Anne dancing, accompanied by Bobby, Lori, Clyde, Sid, Lori, and Carl.] Lincoln: Whoa, this is amazing! [Luna, Carlitos, Leni, CJ, and Carlota start dancing next to him. Cut to Lincoln dancing alongside Lily, Rita, Lucy, and Maria, followed by him and Ronnie Anne dancing together, accompanied by Lynn Sr., Luan, Frida, and Lana. Cut to Lori dancing alongside Lynn, Hector, Arturo, Lisa, Lola, and Rosa. Bobby appears in Lori's place. Cut to Charles, Geo, Lalo, Walt, Sergio, and Cliff dancing together, followed by Rusty, Stella, Nikki, Laird, Clyde, Lincoln, Ronnie Anne, Sid, Liam, Zach, Casey, and Sameer dancing together. Cut to Maria, Lynn Sr., Carl, Rosa, Rita, CJ, Lana, Albert, Luna, Arturo, Lucy, Hector, Lola, Frida, Carlos, and Carlitos (atop Carlos' head) dancing together, then to Lori, Leni, Luna, Hector, Rosa, Sergio, Lalo, Luan, Lincoln, Lynn, Maria, Ronnie Anne, Bobby, Lola, Rita, Lynn Sr., Lana, Carl, CJ, Carlota, Lucy, Lisa, Lily, Carlos, Carlitos, Frida, and Arturo dancing together. Cut to Lori, Lynn, Rusty, Walt, Albert, Mr. Nakamura, Nelson, Stanley, Adelaide, Becca, Casey, Mrs. Flores, Alexis, Mrs. Kernicky, Charles, Lola, Lucy, Lily, Stella, Lalo, Hector, Rosa, Frida, Carlos, Carlitos, Margarita, Leni, Luan, Lincoln, Luna, Lana, Maria, Sid, Ronnie Anne, Bobby, Maybelle, Clyde, Howard, Harold, Rita, Lynn Sr., Cliff, Carl, CJ, Carlota, Sergio, Sameer, Geo, Liam, Lisa, Mr. Grouse, Zach, Vito, Miranda, Georgia, Ninja, Laird, Arturo, and Nikki dancing together. All of their icons disappear.]
Let's go Get on the flo', on the flo' If you're really 'bout it Don't take it slow, take it slow Everybody shout it Jump up and down W-w-wave them hands around J-j-jump up and down M-m-make it super loud, ah! Jump up and down W-w-wave them hands around J-j-jump up and down M-m-make it super loud, ah! ♫ (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) ♫ M-m-make it super loud, ah! ♫ (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) ♫ M-m-make it super loud, ah! ♫ (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) ♫ M-m-make it super loud, ah! ♫ (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) ♫ M-m-make it super loud, ah!
Lincoln: Ronnie Anne, thanks for making this the best video chat ever! Ronnie Anne: Any time, dude! Smell you later. Lincoln: Bye, Ronnie Anne! Ronnie Anne: Bye, Lincoln!
M-m-make it super loud!
[Ronnie Anne hangs up.] Lincoln: Wait, how do I hang this up? Dang it. [Credits roll to an instrumental of the theme song mashup. The end.]
