"Surviving in a big family can be challenging."
"Even the little things."
"Like getting a turn in the bathroom."
"Which is why I give you..."
"...and, most importantly"
"With these three steps, you'll get into the bathroom every time."
"Especially if you wait..."
"...until the very last second to go!"
"Luna? A little traveling music?"
"Hey, Lincoln. Wanna hear my poem?"
"I do, but I have a pressing engagement."
"Ha! Did you really think I'd fall for-"
"Play "Fashion Photographer" with me."
"I would, Lola, but I really have to-"
"YOU PLAY, OR I'LL TELL MOM YOU WERE READING COMICS ON THE ROOF IN YOUR UNDERWEAR AGAIN!"
Just don't do it on the roof in the actual show, Lincoln.
"Work the camera! Uh-huh! That's it!"
"Poo-poo!"
"Don't forget to carry the 1!"
"...how to turn on this sucky thingy?"
"Come on, Lori! No fair!"
"It looks like you have time now."
"Bursting forth. Like a dam breaking."
"All control lost. Water rushing, churning..."
"...turning landscape to mud."
"Water. I feel the impending doom."
"Time to put the third P: Problem Solving into action."
(gasp) "What are you doing with that?"
"Lincoln, I'm warning you! Keep that thing away from me! Lincoln! LINCOLN!"
"Like I said, surviving in a big family can be challenging."
"But it's not impossible."
"Now if you'll excuse me..."
"...pressing engagement!"
"OH, YEAH! OH, SWEET RELIEF! WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!!! Hey! We're out of toilet paper!"
"Guys! There's no toilet paper! Someone! Can someone bring me a new roll?!"
"Can anyone hear me? ANYONE! PLEASE!!! HELP!!!"