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[The thanksgiving special begins as it shows footages of Clyde cooking some cake that was used from "Brave the Last Dance", Then it cuts to Clyde himself.] Clyde: "Happy Thanksgiving everybody, Thanks for joining me on this very special episode of Clyde's Kitchen, With me, Clyde, and my kitchen!" [Then it shows footages of foods that Clyde made, and shows an "Clyde's Kitchen" logo.] Narrator: "Clyde's Kitchen." [Then it cuts to Clyde] Clyde: "When my dads choose which 18th century crystal butter dish to use, I'm going to show you the perfect recipe guaranteed to knock the gizzard off any turkey, And that's all i got so far, How's it look, Lincoln" [Clyde is currently calling Lincoln] Lincoln: "That was amazing buddy, You had it all, Camera presence, Eye contact, Confidence." Clyde: "And an awesome intro video, Thanks for editing that by the way, I appreciate your creative eye for detail." Lincoln: "Thanks, i think this new Action News segment is going to be a hit, especially since we need a replacement for the disaster that was..." Lincoln and Clyde: "Sports with Rusty." [Then it shows a clip from an episode "Kernel of Truth", Rusty walks to Lynn.] Rusty: "Lynn! Wait! How are you feeling about today's game against Hazeltucky?" Lynn:[Takes the mic] "More like Hazel… lucky if they score a goal." [Gives the mic back] "Don't move, I need to run a few drills." [Walks off with the ball.] Rusty: "That's today's sports news, Lincoln and Clyde, back to-" [Lynn kicks the ball at him, then it cuts to Lincoln and Clyde.] Clyde: "Rusty still hasn't fully recovered." Lincoln: "So, what's this special recipe you had in mind? Crumb burlee? Beignets? No, don't tell me, is it Creme Beingets? Oooohhh... [Cuts to a clip from an episode "Don't Escar-go", The gang is admiring the food Clyde has made.] Zach: "That looks delicious." Clyde: "I also baked pain au chocolat, pain suisse, and croissants." [The gang cheers, Then it cuts to Lincoln and Clyde] Clyde: "Nope, I've got something even better, but i'm going to need you3 help." Lincoln: "Um, Are you sure you want me aa your sous-chef? I haven't really had the best record." [Then it cuts to a clip from an episode "Tough Cookies".] Clyde: "Baking powder! Cinnamon! Oats! HURRY!" [Lincoln grunts as he scribbles on the labels.] Lincoln:[Clutches his hand, which turns red and wobbly] "Gah! Hand cramp! Argh!" [He flops on the desk in frustration. Clyde continues baking, the timer goes off, and they eventually finish.] "There. Last one, we did it." [They both sigh in exhaustion, then it cuts to Lincoln and Clyde.] Lincoln: "I am still finding egg shells in my hair, and in the kitchen cabinets, and my underwear." [Sighs] Clyde:[Laughs] "Yep, I want to create a recipe for the perfect Thanksgiving Day." Lincoln: "That's so fun, Plus, I'm always in for a plan, and a recipe is basically just a written out one, that you can eat afterwards, What's first?" Clyde: "Well the first step in any recipe is Prepping." Lincoln: "Hey, That's actually what my dads doing in the kitchen right now." Clyde: "He's also making a segment for our middle school news program about the ingredients for the perfect Thanksgiving Day to replace the failed sports with Rusty?" Lincoln:[Chuckles] "No, He's prepping our family turduckgooseon." Clyde: "I'm sorry, did our service cut out or did you say "Turduckgooseon"?" Lincoln: "You heard right, Last year, he prepared a turgooseon. [Then it cuts to a clip from an episode "The Loudest Thanksgiving".] Lori:[sets the groceries on the counter] "How's the turkey coming, Dad?" Lynn Sr.: "Ha, turkeys are for amateurs, Lori-Lou. I'm making a turgooseon." [Cuts to the turgooseon in the oven.] "A pigeon stuffed inside a goose stuffed inside a turkey. Three times the bird, three times the deliciousness." [Then it cuts to Lincoln and Clyde>]Lincoln: "And this year, he was determined to outdo himself, so he added a fourth bird, the duck, Honestly as go as it doesn't go flying through the dining room winfow, It's a win. [Then it cuts to another clip from an episode "The Loudest Thanksgiving", Lalo pulls on the tablecloth while Charles, Cliff, and Geo do the same, and the turgooseon then goes flying out the window.] Rita:[whistles, ceasing the fight] "That's enough! [Then it cuts to Lincoln and Clyde.] Clyde: "That's perfect, So prepping for the perfect Thanksgiving would involve everything that happens before dinner, Like when my dads put out their finer fine china, Does your family have any Victorian silverware for the occasion?" Lincoln: "Not exactly, Leni's usually on table duty." [Then it cuts to another clip from "The Loudest Thanksgiving".] Rita:[coming downstairs with a box of decorations.] "Chop, chop with those streamers, girls, we really have to dazzle Lori and Bobby with these decorations." [Notices something] "Leni, weren't you going to put a leaf in the table?" Leni: "I did, hello." [Points to an actual leaf on the table.] Rita:[blinks] Lincoln: "While Lola hangs the photos." Rita: "Lola, you were supposed to choose a photo of Bobby and Lori, not you." [Lola sets a picture of herself with Lori and Bobby in the background on the table.] Lola:[confused] "What are you talking about?" [points at them] "They're right there." Rita: "Try again." [Lola takes the picture and goes upstairs, Then it cuts to Lincoln and Clyde.] Lincoln: "And as you can imagine, They're almost never of us." Clyde: "And what special task do you have?" Lincoln: "Staying awake until dessert." Rita:[sets down the box] "Lincoln, I need you to polish these spoons." [sees that Lincoln is trying to pull his eyebrows out.] Lincoln: "Ow!" Rita: "What are you doing?" Lincoln:[pulls another one out] "Ow! Trying to see if pulling my eyebrows will keep me awake for dessert." Rita:[shoves the spoons into his hands.] "Spoons." [Then it cuts to Lincoln and Clyde] Lincoln: "Still haven't managed it, but i have a feeling this will be my year." [Feeling sleepy] "I can... Almost taste the..." [snoring] Lynn: "Hey Stinkin, Think fast!" [grabs the football and throws at Lincoln, then he wakes up.] Lincoln: "Ow, Hey, careful Lynn." [Lynn laughs] Clyde: "Looks like the holidays got Lynn in a throw a football at you to check your reflexes kind of mood." Lincoln: "More than usual, If you can believe it, This year's football game has her resting everyone's hard eye coordination, and that's not even the worst part, after weeks of family protest, she's brought back." [gulps] "the pants." Clyde: "Oh no, not the pants." [Cuts to another clip from "The Loudest Thanksgiving", Lori enters her house and closes the front door. She then sees Lynn adjusting a pair of baggy sweatpants.] Bobby: "Hey, Lynn." Lynn: "Sup, Bobby." Bobby: "Digging the new look." Lynn:[chuckles] "These are not for fashion, they are my pee pants. This way, I don't have to miss any of the meal or the football game by running to the bathroom like a chump. Test run!" [runs to the kitchen] Bobby: "Is she gonna pee her pants?" [Lynn grabs some chicken stock from the counter and pours it down her pants, and then she tests it out by wiggling her hips while Lori looks cringed.] Lynn: "Noice! Dry as a bone." [walks away] Lynn Sr.:[at the stove] "So much for my chicken stock." [Then it cuts to Lincoln and Clyde] Clyde: "Well i guess picking out an outfit that's both functional and comfortable would be part of her Thanksgiving prep." Lincoln: "Yeah, that's one way of looking at it, but you're not the one sharing a couch with her, Whoo, in addition to functional attire, we've also seen some more elaborate turkey day outfits." Frida: "Uno, dos, tres." [Hector starts playing his guitar with Rosa clapping along, and everyone else flapping their arms, shaking their tails, and generally doing what turkeys do. Only Lori seems interested at the performance while the rest of the Louds look confused. Rita and Lynn Sr. look smugly to each other.] Rita: "Well, we've got nothing to worry about." Lynn Sr.: "Yeah, this is terrible." Lori:[suddenly joining in] "This is great!" [gobbles] [The Louds are then surprised by this as Lori keeps dancing like a turkey with the Casagrandes, Then it cuts to Lincoln and Clyde.] Clyde: "So our prepping instructions ao far include dressing the table, dressing the house, and dressing yourself." Lincoln: "Preferably without pants you pee in." Clyde: "Now for the last part of this phase in my humble opinion, the most fun, prepping the food, just don't forget your protective eye wear." [Clyde goes to his home while his dads are cooking.] Howard: "Clyde, watch your eyes, I've got a pressure cooker out." [Clyde wears his goggles, then it cuts to a clip from "Fork and Knives Out".] Rosa: "Mija, add a pinch of salt." [Ronnie Anne prepares to do so, but overdoes it due to it being loosened] Ronnie Anne: "Sorry, Abuela. It was an accident." [They overhear Lincoln and Lynn Sr. snickering to themselves] Rosa: "This was no accidente. Let's see how he likes my extra-spicy salsa!" [She hands the salsa to Ronnie Anne, who dons a heat mask and adds a drop of salsa into the Lynn-sagna marinara. The drop is so spicy it explodes.] Lynn Sr.:[chops some tomatoes] "Here, give me a taste of that marinara, Lincoln." [Lincoln grabs the marinara spoon and puts it in Lynn Sr.'s mouth] "Hmm. Well, that doesn't taste right. It has a little bi-" [His face turns red as he starts breathing fire and screaming] Lincoln: "It can't be that hot." [He tries it and his face also turns red as he joins his dad in breathing fire and screaming. Rosa and Ronnie Anne laugh at their prank, then it cuts to a clip from "Feast or Family".] Lynn Sr.: "Ah yes, first assignment: eggs. The versatile rockstar of the food world, you can boil 'em, poach 'em, fry 'em, shirr 'em, quiche 'em, scotch 'em, benedict 'em." [Luan and Mr. Coconuts are very bored.] "And always remember, it's okay to yoke around in the kitchen." [Starts juggling three eggs, but eventually drops them. Luan laughs.] "There it is, I knew I'd get you to crack a smile." [Cracks some eggs into the frying pan, they make a smiley face.] "Go ahead, give it a fry." [Luan juggles two eggs and Mr. Coconuts, then cracks the eggs into the pan and fries them. Later she puts the omelette onto her dad's plate.] Luan: "So, how'd I do?" [The omelette looks like Lynn Sr.'s face, Luan puts a parsley sprig over the ear.] Lynn Sr.: "I've always wondered how I'd look in egg," [sniffles] "It's just... it's just more beautiful than I ever imagined." [Suddenly Charles steals the omelette, Luan and Lynn Sr. gasp.] "Bad Charles! Stop eating my face!" [Chases after him, and Luan checks off the assignment, For her next assignment, Luan is chopping up a carrot while Lynn Sr. places a little surprise on the veggie plate.] Lynn Sr.: "Wow honey, impressive knife work, swift but safe." [She attempts to pick up the plate, but her dad stops her.] "Hold on there, a good chef always inspects her crudité platter." [Luan takes a very close look at the platter, and comes across a severed finger, she freaks out.] "It's, uh, finger food. Get it?" [They laugh] Luan: "Well, aren't you a fungi?" [She holds up a mushroom and tosses it into Lynn Sr.'s mouth.] Lynn Sr.:[Enjoys, but then retches.] "That one had some dirt on it." [Then it cuts to a clip from "Fed Up", The next night, the kids are getting ready to make dinner and Lincoln takes out some bread and cheese.] Lincoln: "Remember, guys, this is about more than just tonight's dinner. These grilled cheeses really have to change hearts and minds." Lola: "Grilled cheese? I wanna make a cake!" Lori: "I can't eat cake for dinner. I'll literally break out!" Luna: "Let's make shepherd's pie! It's Mick Swagger's favorite, dudes. Leni: "You guys, I got it. Let's make goulash!" Lincoln: "We did all this so we wouldn't have to eat goulash!" Leni: "And now I miss it." Lisa: "Might I suggest something more sophisticated? Perhaps a vichyssoise?" Lynn:[makes a buzzer sound] "We need body fuel. I'll blend us up some protein shakes." Lola: "Your brain's been blended if you think I'm drinking that barf." Lana:[excited] "Wait! We can drink barf?" [The kids all start arguing over what to make.] Lincoln: "Grilled cheese beats all!" Lynn: "Protein shake!" Lola: "Cake!" [Lori bangs a pan and spoon together to get their attention.] Lori: "Guys, guys, stop! We'll do a potluck. Everyone will make their own dish." Lincoln: "Great idea. Then we'll have nothing to fight about." [Cut to them all making a mess in the kitchen. Lucy and Lana are fighting over an egg.] Lana: "It's mine! I need it for my scrambly eggs!" Lucy: "Well, I need it for my deviled eggs." [Their force causes the egg to break and the yolk lands on Lily's head.] Luan: "Mind if I poach that?" [laughs and scoops the yolk up in a bowl] "Get it?" [Lily laughs at the joke. Luan goes over to the counter and the blender spews Lynn's protein shake all over Luan's face, causing her to trip onto Lincoln with his grilled cheese. Lori then trips over them, slips on the fridge, and gets buried by its contents.] Lori:[weakly] "Literally?" [Leni tries using the microwave, but it short-circuits and sets off the smoke detector and Luna grabs a linen to blow the smoke away from it, but the linen was holding up the pot with Lisa's vichyssoise which spills over.] Lisa: "MY VICHYSSOISE!" [As Luna fails to blow the smoke away, Lynn smacks the detector away with her lacrosse net, but the detector crashes into Lola's cake.] Lola:[gasps with a face full of frosting] "MY CAKE!" [Then it cuts to Lincoln and Clyde] Lincoln: "Sorry, all that food talk was making me hungry, and sleepy, still working on a fix for that, but if i'm quiet enough, i might be able to get a quick taste of my dad's famous MacLynn cheese before-" Lola: "We warned you, dirtbag." Lana: "It's the clink for Linc" Lincoln: "Uh oh, the feast force." Lori: "Mashed potatoes~." [Just then, the twins pop up wearing sunglasses, Lana bursting out of one of the cupboards.] Twins: "Scram!" [Lori gets startled and falls to the floor.] Lana: "Nice try, sister, but as officers of the Feast Force, it's our job to protect this food till tomorrow." Lori: "I was just-" Lola: "We said scram!" [Lori scurries off and the twins fist bump each other.] Lynn Sr.: "Where were you two when Lynn took my chicken stock?" [Lola growls at him and he flinches, Then it cuts to Lincoln and Clyde.] Lincoln: "I got to take care of this real quick, and by take care of, i means run away and hide." Twins: "Hey, what did we say? Get back here!" Clyde: "I'll call you back buddy." [Then after the commercial break ends, it cuts to Lincoln and Clyde.] Clyde: "Oh hey Lincoln." Lincoln: "Not too loud Clyde, I think i finally lost them." Lana:[off-screen] "Which way did he go?" Lola: "He's out of our jurisdiction now." [Lucy is about to show up] Lincoln: "Phew, I'm safe, for now." Clyde: "Uh, Lincoln?" Lincoln: "I know, i double locked my doors." Clyde: "Just look." Lincoln: "So there's no way anybody's getting in, Not even the Feast force." Clyde: "Right but-" Lucy: "Hello Lincoln" Lincoln:[looks at Lucy and screams] Clyde: "Hey Lucy." Lucy: "Hi Clyde. Lincoln, Do you know where i can find Dad's carving knife?" Lincoln: "Helping dad crave the turkey, heh?" Lucy: "Sure." Lincoln: "Maybe check Lola's room, I think there was another pudding incident yesterday." [It cuts to a clip from "Sound of Silence", Lynn eats the whole pudding.] Lola: "So, you ate the last pudding, huh?" Lynn:[realizing] "Oh, did I? I don't know. Guess so." Lola:[glaring, with a demonic grin on her face] "Oh, that's okay..." [Later, as Lynn is getting ready for bed, she notices something under her blanket, lifts it up, and discovers that Lola popped her Soccer ball with a soft knife and screams in horror; end flashback, then it cuts to Lincoln, Lucy and Clyde.] Lucy: "Sigh, i communicate with ghosts and spirits from other worlds, but nothing is as spooky as Lola's wrath, Too scary, even for me." Lincoln: "Yeah, Why did you thijk i'm hiding in here?" Clyde: "Say Lucy, Lincoln and I are trying to come up with the perfect recipe for Thanksgiving Day, What are some things you do every year?" Lucy: "Hmmm... While the Morticians Club and I gather in the cemetery at Nightfall, After making a green bean casserole sacrifice, we summon the spirits of those unlucky, unpardoned turkeys of Thanksgiving Past, Their gobbles haunt the yard as the blood moon glows, Gobble gobble." Clyde: "Umm.. yeah, I was thinking more like, fighting for the wishbone?" Lucy: "Oh, Well i do write a poem every year, Last year was a heartbreaking tale of betrayal." [Then it cuts to another clip from "[[The Loudest Thanksgiving, Lori is sitting.] Lucy: "Hey, Lori, I'm workshopping this year's Thanksgiving poem, can I get your opinion? I call it, "Ode to an Empty Chair". [clears her throat] "Appetizers have been vanquished. The meal has come to pass. Dessert is on the horizon, yet this space remains so vast." [referring to Lori's seat] "Where once sat a warm body. Now there is only cold wood." [knocks on the chair] "All that remains is a lock of blonde hair, a reminder of what was once good." [goes up to Lori and snips off some locks of Lori's hair.] Lori: "Gah! Lucy!" Lucy:[sets the locks on Lori's chair.] "So, what do you think?" Lori:[growls, being fed up with this, Then it cuts to Lincoln, Lucy and Clyde.] Clyde:[sniffs] "That was beautiful." [Leni screams and falls over.] Lincoln: "Ooh, sounds like Leni found out what happens when you take Lola's last pudding cup." Lucy: "And i think i just found our where Dad's carving knife is, Thank you, Lincoln. Clyde." [The thunderstorm sfx has heard as Lucy leaves Lincoln's room.] Lincoln: "I don't think i'll ever know how she does that." Clyde: "Well, Lucy did give me an idea for the next part of the recipe, After prepping, it's time to bake and wait with some Thanksgiving traditions." Lincoln: "That's a great one Clyde, One of my favorite traditions we do is our turkey pardoning sketch." [Then it cuts to another clip from "The Loudest Thanksgiving", A spotlight comes on and Lincoln comes out wearing his blue suit as suspenseful trial music begins to play.] Lincoln: "Welcome! What you're about to see is a case of the bird so cute, you could gobble her up." [pulls back the curtains and it shows the sisters and parents as the jury and Luan as a probation officer.] "All rise for the honorable Lori Loud!" [Lori enters wearing her judge robe and sits at her podium, knocking her gavel.] "And now let's meet the defendant, Turkey Lily!" [Leni brings Lily in her turkey costume and cutely gobbles.] Bobby:[adored] "Aw, she's adorable." Lori:[Southern accent] "I officially commence the People vs. Lily Loud." [Gavel knocks] [Outside, Frida and Carlota are making the turkey masks near the Mercado van.] 82 MINUTES LATER... [The gavel knocks and the Casagrandes seem bored but Bobby still looks on with glee.] Lori: "Your verdict?" Lana:[Southern accent] "We, the jury, find the defendant guilty." [Lily looks sad and frowns.] Bobby:[his voice wakes his family up.] "No, this is an outrage!" Lori: "Guilty of being the cutest turkey ever." [Lily giggles and makes a cute face. The Casagrandes, except Bobby, applaud reluctantly.] Bobby: "Ah, what a relief." [Then it cuts to Lincoln and Clyde.]Clyde: "I can't believe i missed that, You guys have all been pardoned by Lori?" Lincoln: "Yep, when it was Lisa's first Thanksgiving, She was the turkey, and her own lawyer." Clyde: "Heh, Of course she was." Lincoln: "Other than that, It's usually just a fight to see whether we watch the parade, Lola's parade that is, or football, But nobody really fights Lynn for the remote when football's on." [It cuts to a clip from "Good Sports", Lynn charges down the stairs, Leni, Lola, & Luna are on the couch, but dive behind it when they hear Lynn coming. She jumps on the couch.] Lynn: "Game time! Yeah! Whoo!
Luna: [Holds out the remote with a shaking hand.] "TV's all yours dude, just don't tackle us."
[Lynn switches to World Champion Football.]
Football Announcer: "World championship of football."
Leni: "Huh? That ball looks nothing like a foot." [Then it cuts to Clyde] Clyde: "Prepping, Cooking, Waiting, That brings our recipe to the last step: Enjoying the meal with friends and family." [It cuts to a clip from "Attention Deficit".] Howard: "Sorry dinner's nothing fancy. Just roasted organic chicken with a homemade marinade." Harold: "And vegetables from our garden. Help yourself, Lincoln." Lincoln: "There's no foil to peel back?" Harold:[chuckles] "Foil. L.O.L. That's a hot one, Lincoln."
[Then it cuts to another clip from an episode "Feast or Family", Luan and Lynn goes to the dining room, where Lola has started gnawing on the table, and serves.] Luan: "Okay, what you have in front of you, is Dad's famous Lynn-guini and clams. It's prepared al dente, in a beurre blanc sauce and finished with just a hint of parsley. Bon appetit." [The family start eating. Charles and Cliff unintentionally kissing from the same noodle causing Lynn Sr. and Luan to get weirded out. The chefs watch with anticipation. Everyone - including Lana who is licking from the bowl - cheers and gives a thumbs up, Then it cuts to another clip from "Hero Today, Gone Tomorrow".] Margo: "Thanks for turning me on to this burg. I think it's really taken' my game up a notch." Lynn: "Ah, I know, right?" [Belches] "It's all about converting fire to fuel." Burpin' Burger Dad:[Bringing his daughter up to see the town's all-star.] "Don't mean to bother you gals, but my little one would love to meet Lynn Loud. She's a huge fan, she even made her own jersey." [His daughter shows Lynn said jersey, with 'LOUD' written across the back.] Lynn: "Honored to meet you. You coming to the game today?" [The girl nods] "Cool. I'm gonna score a goal just for you." [They leave and she turns back to Margo.] "Sorry about all this. It's not like I'm the only player on the team." Margo: "Psssh, you deserve all the credit you get. You're amazing." Lynn: "And you're an amazing friend. Burger high five!" [The two friends slap their burgers together, causing some hot sauce to spill on the table, but they both start laughing, Then it cuts to a clip from "Grub Snub".] Clyde: "After a long week of sixth grade, there's nowhere I'd rather throw back a few cold glasses of water." [Clyde drinks his water and sighs again] "That's good tap." [His friends drink their water and sigh too. Gus comes out of the kitchen] Gus: "One spaghetti pizza for my favorite customers." [Places it on the gang's table. They like what they see] Sixth graders: "Mmm..." Gus: "I only make this for my most regular regulars. Speaking of... Stella," [Takes out a pizza paddle, with a blue hoodie on the end] "I found your hoodie, washed it then dried it in the pizza oven." [Stella puts her hoodie on] Stella: "Ooh, pizza pressed." [Finds something in the right sleeve; interested.] "Hey, there's a pepperoni in my sleeve." [Eats it] "Mmm..." Gus: "Liam, we got your special seat cushion right here." [A waitress wheels up a bail of hay. Liam sits on it] Liam:[Satisfied] "Nothin' better on your behind than a bale of hay." Gus:[To Rusty] "And Rust-Man, heard the good news about your report card." [Reaches into his pocket] "As promised, here's a game token, for every A." Rusty: "Yes!" [Twirls the token in the air and catches it] "Thank you, wood shop!" Lincoln: "And thank you, Gus, for making us feel like family." Gus: "You're welcome, kids. Enjoy that pizza." [Gus takes off, Then it cuts to a clip from "Health Kicked", The kids peek out through the living room and gasp at their dinner which is a big spaghetti feast.] Lynn:[surprised] "No grubs and onion water?" Parents:[in their goal-acquired outfits] "Not tonight!" Rita: "Your father and I are celebrating the great progress we've made." Lynn Sr.: "Yeah. Check out these guns." [flexes his arm] "Bang, bang!" [The kids start pouring spaghetti onto their plates.] Rita: "We've got another surprise for you. No exercise tomorrow; you can all sleep late." [The kids cheer for that statement.] Lucy:[caressing her spaghetti] "Oh, real food, how I've missed you." [The kids start chowing down.] Lynn Sr.: "Whoa, whoa, easy, guys. I don't want anyone to lose a finger." [Then it cuts to Lincoln and Clyde.] Clyde: "Nothing like eating a meal together." Lincoln: "And the good times we share is just the gravy on top." GravyBot:[off-screen] "DID SOMEONE SAY GRAVY?" [Then GravyBot appears and go to his room, then malfunctions.] "MALFUNCTION! MALFUNCTION!" Lincoln: "Oh no, Lisa's GravyBot is on the fritz again, I'd better go take care of that, Call you right back." Clyde: "Good luck buddy." [Then when the commercial break ended, it cuts to Lincoln and Clyde.] Lincoln: "Okay, GravyBot is under control, for the time being, Lisa says as long as we don't say the G word, We'll be fine, and i'm not realizing how difficult that will be when asking to pass it." [It cuts to another clip from "The Loudest Thanksgiving".] Rosa: "Why would anybody want to spend Thanksgiving here gnawing on your 'dry bird'?!" [referring to the turgooseon] [Lynn Sr. starts crying, hurt by those harsh words.] Rita:[comforts her husband] "The turgooseon is delicious. Maybe the problem is your lumpy gravy!" [Enter GravyBot] GravyBot: "DID SOMEONE SAY GRAVY?" [Squirts gravy all over Rita, who screams in shock.] Rosa:[knocks GravyBot away] "No, they don't deserve it." GravyBot:[hits the wall, splattering gravy all over itself.] "AHHHHH. SYSTEM MALFUNCTION! MALFUNCTION!" [ends up getting gravy all over Frida's painting, Then it cuts to Lincoln and Clyde.] Clyde:[laughs] "But hey, We've finished the recipe for the perfect Thanksgiving Day." Lincoln: "Awesome, I think it'll make the perfect first Clyde's Kitchen segment, with you Clyde and your kitchen." Clyde: "Thanks Buddy, I just wish we could spend the holiday together this year." [Lynn Sr. screams as he hears the beeping sound.] Lincoln: "Well, it looks like that wish might be a reality, I told him the turduckgooseon was one too many birds." Clyde: "But sometimes, the best way to spend the holiday is the way you least expect it." Lincoln: "Totally, Like our last Thanksgiving at Flip's, with the Casagrandes, Who knew turkey jerky was just as good as the real thing?" [Then it cuts to another clip from "The Loudest Thanksgiving", The Louds and the Casagrandes are running fast.] Flip: "Jumping jerky! Holy hot dogs!" [gets up afterwards] Bobby: "Whoa, how did you guys find us?" Carlos and Lisa: "Tracking devices." [Both look at each other] Lynn Sr.: "You left before trying my twice-baked tart." Rosa:[scoffs] "They would prefer my flan." Lynn Sr.: "Flan, shman. [chanting] Tart, tart, tart!" Bobby: "Stop! Don't you guys see? This is why we left. We couldn't stand the fighting and competing." Lori: "We don't want to choose sides. So maybe from now on, we should just spend Thanksgiving by ourselves." [Both families, now feeling sad and guilty, realize what they have done because of how they've been acting.] Rosa: "Well, nobody wants that." Lynn Sr.: "We certainly don't." Maria: "Lori, Bobby, I'm sorry we've been acting so childishly." Rita: "We're sorry too, it's just so hard to let go of your kids." [Maria comforts her] "You know what? You should get Lori and Bobby for Thanksgiving." Hector: "Well, goodness knows we haven't done anything to deserve that. They should spend it with you." Flip: "Hey, I got an idea. Why don't you just rotate every year, huh? Much like the juicy hot dogs I'm selling at a mere 40% mark-up. Holiday discount." Bobby:[he and Lori agree to this] "Works for us." [They all engage in a big group hug.] Lynn: "I'm glad we figured out future years, but what about right now? I'm starving!" Bobby: "Well, we've got hot dogs and sunflower seeds and twenty kinds of artisanal jerky. Maybe we could throw a dinner together here." Lynn Sr.: "I'm game." Rosa: "Me too." Frida: "We could make this place look festive. I think I have some leftover decorations in the car." Rita: "I'll help you." Flip:[to the viewers] "So, that's the story of how ol' Flip saved Thanksgiving. Both families coming together to give thanks and celebrate the abundance that is the old Food and Fuel." Lynn Sr.:[trying Rosa's dish] "Rosa, this chili-cheese dog stuffing is divine. The habanero sauce was a nice touch." Rosa:[holds up the said sauce] "I never leave home without it." [Pans over to Rita and Frida hanging up decorations.] Frida: "It's the perfect combination of store-bought and homemade." [Pans over to Lincoln and Ronnie Anne.] Lincoln:[eating two chocolate bars] "I can't believe I finally got dessert this year, and a whole aisle's worth." Ronnie Anne: "And I can't believe we hit our donation goal for the food drive." CJ:[wheels in a wheelbarrow full of cans.] "Thanks, Flip." Flip: "Eh, don't mention it. If word gets out that Flip's a soft touch, it's all over." Bobby: "What do you think, babe? Best T-giving ever?" Lori:[She and Bobby clink their Flippees together.] "Literally our best so far. Thanks, Boo-Boo Bear." [The two share their first onscreen kiss.] Rita and Hector:[making a toast] "A toast!" Rita: "To Thanksgiving traditions." Hector: "Old and new." [The two families cheers to that.] Luna: "You dudes are tugging at my heartstrings, which means..." [whips out her acoustic guitar] "I gotta tug at my guitar strings." Hector: "How about a duet?" [with his guitar] "Uno, dos..." [Hector and Luna start playing with Carlos joining in with his trumpet.]
Hector: ♫ Two different families Yet so much in common ♫
Luna: ♫ The loudness, the chaos But we'll just keep strummin' ♫ Hector & Luna: ♫ Together, it's better when we're in harmony ♫ Hector: ♫ For Bobby and Lori Our hearts were once breaking ♫ Luna: ♫ But now we're together It's memories we're making ♫ Hector: ♫ Mis amigos nuevos That's you ♫ Luna: ♫ And you ♫ Hector & Luna: ♫ And you And you And you And me ♫ Hector: Thanksgiving fiesta! Rosa: ¿Aqui? Lynn Sr.: You betcha! Lana: Will somebody save me the beak?
Louds & Casagrandes: Ew! [All dancing to the song] ♫ Grateful, por todo ♫ ♫ Agredecido means I'm grateful for it all ♫
[Lily and Carlitos dance in the nacho cheese machine while Flip sheds a tear to the song.]
♫ Grateful, por todo ♫ ♫ Agredecido, for breaking down the wall ♫ Hector & Luna: ♫ We're grateful for it all ♫
Hector:[laughs] "Sweet." [Then it cuts to Lincoln and Clyde.] Clyde: "I'm sure my dads have an extra matching set of 13 finer fine china plates laying around, and we'll just multiply our recipes by a baker's dozen, From the turkey, to the stuffing, to the gravy, Wait, Oh no." GravyBot: "DID SOMEONE SAY GRAVY?" [GravyBot squirts gravy all over the whole screen.] Lincoln and Clyde: "No!"
