"He was a humble farmer until a drought ravaged his land."
"Now, he's found a new crop..."
"...human organs! He is..."
"Uh-uh, Lincoln, you are not seeing that movie. It’s too scary for you. He pulls around a cooler full of organs!"
"That is a total exaggeration!"
"Come on, Mom. I'm not a baby. I can handle it."
"'No' is my final answer."
"Hey, Lola! Wanna go look for decorations in the attic with me?"
"No way. It's creepy up there."
"How about you, Lucy? You might find a bat."
"I know we will, but none of them are vampires. So what's the point?"
"AH! THE HARVESTER'S GOT ME!" "AH! HE'S GOT MY SISTERS' COLONS AND THEY'RE STILL FARTING!"
"LINCOLN, STOP MESSING AROUND WITH MY WHOOPEE CUSHIONS! I MEAN, I KNOW THEY'RE A GAS!"
"Hearts of romaine, kidney beans and ears of corn."
"You never heard of a guy growing his own vegetables before?"
"They're not...in the...garage."
"Hey, Lola, wanna watch some of your pageant videos?"
"Okay, weird. Why would you want to do that?"
"Okay, I saw a scary movie today and I'm afraid to be alone."
"Well, just go sleep with Mom and Dad. That's what I always do."
"Uh...that's not an option."
"Well, neither is losing my beauty sleep. Goodnight to you, sir!"
"Whatever it is, I'm busy."
"Too busy to give girl advice?"
"Okay, question 63: What does "going dutch" mean? And does it have anything to do with Dutch ovens?"
That's not how you spell Lori's name, Bobby.
"I'm late for school. Bye, Linky."
"What's the matter, Loud? Never heard of night fishing?"
"I'm gonna slice you right down the middle."
"No. On second thought, maybe I'll just eat the whole thing."
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