"But we can't get rid of them. I'm too attached!"
"But I love my tie collection! Cool neckwear is my thing!"
"Honey, they're an embarrassment."
"Not this one! It's like a dance party around your neck!"
"That is literally the dumbest thing you have ever said."
"IT'S TRUE! MOM AND DAD ARE GETTING RID OF US!"
"DON'T YOU TELL ME TO QUIET DOWN!"
"Ties? You guys have been talking about ties?"
"Oh, we would never do that. You're the best ten things that ever happened to us."
"There's eleven, honey."
"Yep. Right."
"Whoof! Dad really should get rid of that one."