The following is a transcript for the episode "Time Trap!"
Script[]
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Act I[]
[The Loud House. Lori is examining a mini golf course in the living room.] Lori: "Huh. What do you think? It's been a while since I've played this course." [Lincoln groans as he lugs Lori's golf clubs to her.] Lincoln: "I think you can chip this one, but watch out for the Lynn-mill." [Lynn is spinning a hockey stick like a windmill while chuckling. The rest of the sisters are watching on the stairs as the twins commentate.] Lola: "Lori Loud is now two under par. On that last hole, she handled Cliff's sand trap with ease." [Flashback to Lori golfing at the hallways with the bathroom as her tee. The ball hits Cliff as he naps in his litter box. Back to the present.] Lana: "That's right, Lola. She's looking sharp." [takes out an ad] "Like the all-new sharp cheddar chick-Lynn club sandwich at Lynn's Table, sponsor of today's match. Lynn's Table, come in if you're able. Let's get back to the action." [Lori makes her decision and chips the ball. It ricochets off the walls, hitting a vase as it wobbles, and lands near the makeshift hole. The rest of the Louds watch the ball in anticipation, and cheer when it lands in the hole. Just then, the vase crashes on the floor, and they all watch horrified.] Lynn: "Oh-ho-ho-ho, man. I would hate to be you right now, Lori!" Lori: "Me?! Lincoln was the one who told me to chip it!" Lincoln: "Well, Charles was supposed to be protecting the vase!" Lana: "You leave Charles out of this!" [hops on the couch and hugs Charles] "Who came up with this dumb game anyway?" [The siblings start arguing with each other.] Lincoln: "Guys!" [gets their attention] "We need to figure out what we're gonna do about this vase. Remember what happened the last few times it broke?" [Flashback to Lynn getting the last slice of pizza. Lincoln, in his Ace Savvy outfit, rappels from the ceiling to nab it.] Lynn: "Nice try, Stinkin'." [She hits him with the pizza box, flinging him into the vase and shattering it. Lynn Sr. frantically opens the door.] Lynn Sr.: "What happened?" [notices the vase and gasps] "That was a wedding gift!" [glares at them] "You're all grounded for the night!" [Second flashback to Lynn in the twins' room with her rear stuck inside the vase's neck as Luan and Lucy watch.] Lynn:[chuckles] "Told ya it would fit." [She farts so hard the bottle flies away. Rita sees this and ducks as the vase flies out of the room and shatters.] Rita:[gasps] "That was a wedding gift! You're all grounded for a week!" [Third flashback to Lisa bursting in through the front door with chemicals] Lisa: "Hot chemicals coming through!" [she rushes past the vase, which starts wobbling, but rests] "Phew." Lana:[off-screen] "El Diablo, drop it!" [El Diablo, with Geo's ball in his mouth, slithers past Lisa, knocking the chemical out of her hands and destroying the vase with an explosion. Lana continues to chase El Diablo.] Rita and Lynn Sr.:[gasp] "Our wedding gift!" Rita: "You guys are grounded for a month!" [Back to the present] Lincoln: "If Mom and Dad find out we broke the vase again, we'll definitely be grounded for the whole year." Luna: "Can't we just get rid of it?" Lynn:[imitates buzzer] "They'd notice. In case you haven't heard, it was a wedding gift." Lucy: "That vase has been nothing but a pox on this house." Lola: "Ugh! I wish Mom and Dad never got this heinous thing in the first place!" Todd:[to Lisa] "ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I AM THINKING?" Lisa: "To the lab!" [They leave]
2 MINUTES LATER [The siblings are now gathered at Lisa and Lily's room.] Lisa: "Siblings, I figured out a way to save our collective gluteus maximi. A while back, I unlocked
the secret of time travel. I swore to never use it again, but desperate times call for desperate measures. My plan is simple: I'll travel back to the day of Mom and Dad's wedding. There, I'll prevent our parental units from ever receiving the vase. In layman's terms, no vase, no grounding. Any questions?" Lynn:[raises hand] "Yeah... I've got one, brainbox. Won't removing the vase affect the fabric of the space-time continuum?" Lisa:[blinking] "Actually, that is a highly perceptive question." Lynn:[nudges Lola] "Eh?" Lisa: "And I am stunned, quite frankly, it came out of your mouth." [Lola nudges Lynn while giggling] "But don't worry, I have done the requisite calculations. I found that swapping the vase with another gift -- in this case, a mundane, gently used toaster -- would have the least impact on the space-time continuum." Lisa's Siblings: "Oooooh." Lola: "Dibs on going back in time with Lisa!" [The siblings all argue amongst each other] Lisa:[clears throat] "I can't risk something going wrong at the wedding. That's why I shall be going alone! You are all far too reckless to bring along." Lynn: "Hey, who you calling reckless?" [A chemical explodes. An ash-faced Lana is revealed to be holding a beaker, chuckling nervously.] Lisa: "And I rest my case. You can, of course,
all watch the launch. I just need a few minutes to construct the time machine. I'll be in the garage." [leaves]
[Later, Lisa's siblings approach the garage with noise in the background. It starts to open as smoke billows.] Lisa: "Behold!" [it turns out the garage door is stuck] "Aw, dang it. The door is stuck. Everyone, just crawl under... Ding-dang door ruining my reveal..." [scoffs] [The siblings crawl under the garage] Leni: "So where's the time machine?" Lisa: "You're lookin' at it!" [It turns out she's hot-wired Vanzilla as a time machine.] Lincoln: "You built a time machine? Out of Vanzilla? In seven minutes?" Lisa: "Well, it's not like it was hard." [showcases the additions she added to Vanzilla] "All I needed was an alkaline-coated crankshaft and some plutonium. Mm-hmm." [She rips off her shirt and pants to reveal a tuxedo. The siblings gasp.] Lola: "You even had time to get a tux?!" Lisa:[nods] "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a wedding to attend." [Todd puts her in the drivers' seat of Vanzilla.] Todd: "GOOD LUCK, MY FRIEND." [puts the toaster wrapped in a gift box in the passenger seat] "AND FAREWELL TO YOU, MUNDANE TOASTER." [Lisa inputs some buttons and pulls the gear shift.] Lisa: "All systems go!" [She backs out, leaving a hole in the garage before entering a wormhole.]
[In the wormhole, Lisa screams as she travels back through time. She emerges on the other side on the day of the parents' wedding, right in front of a younger Mr. and Mrs. Gurdle, who drop their gift.] Young Mrs. Gurdle:[rubs her glasses] "Is it just me, or did that van appear out of thin air?" [Mr. Gurdle nods.] Lisa: "Ah, another scientific success without a hiccup." [Suddenly someone hiccups, resulting in Lisa getting kale juice on her.] "AH! What was that?!" [Leni is on the very back seat, holding kale juice.] Leni: "Um, nothing. No one here hiccupped green juice out of their nose." [sighs in relief as she talks to someone] "Phew! That was a close one, huh?" [Lily and Lori peek out from the back seats.] Lily:[sighs] "Dang it, Leni..." [The rest of the siblings emerge, sheepishly grinning.] Lisa:[shocked] "How in Galileo's micrometer did you get here?!" Lincoln: "We snuck in the back seat when you weren't looking. You have terrible peripheral vision." Lana: "We wanna help you with the mission!" Lola: "And I'm not one to miss a party." Lisa: "Fine... Since you're here, you can help me find the vase. But remember, it's crucial that we get it, swap it, and get out without being seen. Let's roll!"
[The Louds leave Vanzilla and enter the wedding reception.] Lisa: "Now focus. Let's move to the gift table." [Mr. and Mrs. Gurdle open the door, spying on them. Meanwhile, the siblings reach the gift table] "Divide and conquer. This could take a while. Everybody, grab a gift!" [They split up] Lynn: "All right. Is the vase inside here?" [shakes it and something shatters] "Huh, nope. Sounded expensive, though." [throws it and crashes] Lisa: "Lynn, what are you doing?! You have to be more careful! And that goes for the rest of you-" [She notices they're gone and gasps. Leni approaches a younger Rita, who is talking to a younger Flip] Young Rita: "Thanks for coming, Flip. It really means a lot to Lynn-" Leni: "Ooh, what a beautiful wedding dress! Is that taffeta?" [She hiccups and spills her drink on Rita's wedding dress and Flip. Rita screams as Leni backs away. Meanwhile, a younger Chunk is playing mellow synth music with The Pieces when Luna approaches.] Luna: "Yawnsville, dudes! This is supposed to be a party!" Young Chunk: "What? You don't like me ballads?" Luna: "Try a lick like this!" [She snatches Chunk's guitar and rocks out as Chunk and his bandmates leave the scene. At the wedding tables, a nun sits down on a whoopee cushion.] Luan: "Till death do us fart!" [laughs] Mr. Coconuts: "Hilarious! That joke was a gas." [Lola is talking to the flower girls.] Lola: "You want the petals to cascade, not fall. You know what? Let me just do it." [She snatches a basket of flowers, causing both of them to cry. Lisa stares in shock] Lynn: "I GOT THE VASE!" [hands it to Lisa] Lisa: "Gather the siblings. We need to get out of here before they cause any more damage." Lynn: "On it. No more damage." [As Lynn runs off, Lisa sighs and throws the vase in the trash.] Lisa: "I'll just replace the vase with the toaster, and mission complete." [does so] "Voilà!" [Lynn comes back with most of her siblings.] Lisa:[counts them] "Eight, nine, ten- wait, where's Lily?" [They all gasp to see Lily toddling to the wedding cake] Lily:[giggles] "Lily want cake!" Lily's Siblings:[gasp] "LILY, NO!" [Lily scrambles on top of the table, causing the cake and punch to fall. Lynn frantically catches her, but the cake is sent flying... right on top of the bride and groom.] Young Lynn Sr.:[crying] "Our cake is destroyed!" Young Rita: "Our wedding is ruined!" [notices the siblings] "WHOSE KIDS ARE THESE?!" [The siblings all put on fake smiles as they back out.] Lisa:[sheepishly] "Heh... mazel tov..." [Lisa and her siblings quickly and nervously leave. Rita breaks down sobbing as Lynn Sr. comforts her. The flower girls are still crying, and the chandelier collapses. The siblings all rush to Vanzilla.] Lisa: "Let's get out of here!" [Vanzilla opens another wormhole through time, which Mr. and Mrs. Gurdle notice.] Young Mrs. Gurdle: "I knew it! Irrefutable proof of aliens!"
[Vanzilla reappears in the present, back inside the Loud House's garage... but it's considerably different.] Lynn: "We did it!" Lisa:[tears off her tux, revealing her standard garb] "Despite your interference." Lori:[tries to open the door] "Locked? Well, at least Mom and Dad leave their key under the-" [checks the mat and notices there's nothing] "Oh. That's weird." Lana: "They must have used it and forgot to put it back. I'll just go in through the doggy door." [checks the back door] "There's no doggy door?!" Lincoln: "That's also weird. Well, there's always the other way in..." [They all get in through the chimney, Lincoln and Lisa arriving first followed by the others.] Lynn: "Mom and Dad are gonna feel pretty bad when they hear we had to-" [feels the couch] "This feels different." Lola:[gasps] "That's 'cause it is different! Mom and Dad would never shell out for high-quality upholstery like this!" Lucy: "The blood- I mean, ketchup stains on the walls are gone." Lana: "This carpet feels softer than normal. And where are all the mud stains?" Lori:[sniffs] "And it doesn't smell like Cliff's farts, or Lynn's!" Lynn:[preparing to fart] "Oh, I can fix that." Lola:[from upstairs] "AAAHHHH!!!!" [the siblings check upstairs] "What happened to my room?! My trophies! My headshots! Mr. Sprinkles! MY HEADSHOTS!" [They check on the twins' room, now a gym room] Lynn: "Why is your room full of gym equipment?" Luan: "AAAH!" Luan's siblings: "Huh?" Luan: "Guys, look!" [The pictures are of just Rita and Lynn Sr., looking far fancier than ever.] Lori: "It's a... wall of just Mom and Dad, looking amazing, might I add." Lincoln: "Where are the photos of us?" Leni:[looking in a mirror] "Well, I'm in this picture." [Lisa and Lily facepalm.] Lisa: "I'm, uh, forming a terrifying hypothesis, but I need confirmation." [Suddenly a car horn honks. The siblings gasp as a sleek car sporting Vanzilla's color scheme rolls up to the garage, with the alternate Rita and Lynn Sr. stepping out of it.] Alt. Lynn Sr.: "Europe was amazing, babe. 17 countries, three weeks. What a vacay!" Leni: "Wow! Mom and Dad got it going on!" Lola: "They went to Europe WITHOUT ME?!" [The alternate Lynn Sr. and Rita enter the house to find the siblings and gasp.] Alt. Rita: "Who are you children? And what are you doing in our house?!" Luan: "Mom, Dad, it's us!" [they look confused] "Your kids?" Alt. Lynn Sr.: "Uh, what are you talking about? We don't have kids." Alt. Rita: "Look, I don't know what you want or who put you up to this, but I think it's time that you all go home to your real families." [The alternate Lynn Sr. brushes the kids out.] Alt. Lynn Sr.: "Shoo! Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo!" Alt. Rita:[snobbish] "Ugh. Kids are the most annoying creatures." [slams the door on them] Lisa:[horrified] "Welp, it seems my hypothesis was correct. We've altered the course of history!" [gulps] "I'm afraid... we don't exist!" [The kids gasp. End of Act I.]
Act II[]
Lincoln: "What do you mean 'we don't exist'?" Lisa: "We altered the timeline and erased our own existence. In this timeline, Mom and Dad never had kids. Huh, the question is why... Perhaps there is someone who could help us fill in the blanks." [They go to Mr. Grouse's house and knock on the door. It opens] "Um, is this the Grouse residence?" [In this reality, Mr. Grouse looks younger and is more cheerful] Alt. Mr. Grouse: "You betcha! Bud Grouse." [winks] "What can I do ya for?" [The Louds look flabbergasted at how different he is. Lana hops on his doorstep and boops his stomach] "Ha, that tickles." Lana: "What happened to you? The Grouse I knew woulda hated that." Lisa: "Pardon my sister. We're a bit weary from traveling--" Leni: "From the future~!" [Lori and Luna cover Leni's mouth] Lisa: "Uh, she means from the town of Future, Michigan. Our parents are thinking of moving into this neighborhood. How do you like it?" Alt. Mr. Grouse: "Peaceful as a pond around here. I sleep like a baby at night. That's why I got this youthful glow on the downhill side'a 70." [chuckles] Lisa: "And your neighbors? They seem like fine people. I'm surprised they don't have children." Alt. Mr. Grouse: "Ha! Lynn and Rita? Whoa, not a chance. They swore off 'em after a bunch of rascals ruined their wedding." Lola: "Who are you callin' rascal, pal?!" [growls] [A nervous Mr. Grouse closes his door.] Lori:[scoffs] "Well, that was rude." [she turns blue and starts glitching. Her siblings stare and step back] "What? Why are you all staring?" [covers her face] "Do I have a zit? Ugh, I know time travel would wreak havoc on my pores!" Luna: "Nah, sis. You're flickering!" Lori: "I'm WHAT?!" [She looks down at herself and gasps before disappearing. Her siblings gasp upon seeing her vanish.] Lucy: "Where's Lori?" Luan: "What just happened?" Lynn: "Dibs on her mattress!" Lisa:[checks the ground and gasps] "She's gone..." Leni:[knocks on the ground] "Lori? Are you down there?" Lisa: "She's not there, Leni. It seems our situation is more dire than first anticipated. The universe is course-correcting. If we don't fix the rift we've caused in the spacetime continuum, we will all disappear... forever!" Lola: "I can't disappear forever! What would the world do without me?" Lisa: "I may have a solution. All we have to do is travel back in time and stop ourselves from ruining Mother and Father's wedding. That should restore our normal timeline and prevent us from disappearing." Lincoln: "Great. Let's do it! To Vanzilla!" [They head to the garage, but as they get there, the van starts glitching.] Luan: "Oh no. It's doing what Lori did. It's going to disappear!" Lana: "Not if I can help it!" [she leaps onto the van; she holds on for a brief moment, but it vanishes] "MY BABY!!!" Lucy: "Gasp. Without us, Mother and Father had no earthly need for Vanzilla. They must no longer own it." Lisa: "Correct, sister. We'll have to build a new time machine from scratch."
[The siblings are now in the junkyard] Lisa: "We'll figure out whose car to borrow later, but first, we need to find an alkaline-coated crankshaft. It looks like a double-helixed DNA strand, but for a car." [her siblings are confused] "Like a curly pasta noodle made of metal." Lisa's Siblings: "Ohhhh." [They start searching.] Leni:[referring to several mirrors] "Don't break any of these, Luce. It's seven years bad luck." Lucy: "Sweet." [breaks one anyway] [Leni turns blue as she looks at herself in a mirror] Leni: "Oooh! Look at this one!" [starts glitching as she poses] "It must be from a funhouse." Lucy: "Leni, that's not a funhouse mirror. Your legs are gone." Leni:[takes a look at herself] "AAAAAH!!" [vanishes] Lucy: "Uh-oh. There goes another one." [Meanwhile Luna opens a trunk and finds a guitar.] Alt. Chunk: "Oi. That's a beauty right there." Luna: "Chunk? What are you doin' here?" Alt. Chunk: "Do we know each other?" Luna: "Oh! Uh, I've seen your band play." Alt. Chunk: "Must have been ages ago. Last gig I played was this disaster of a wedding. Me and me mates never got hired after that. Crushed me musical dreams. So now I crush metal in me junkyard, AKA the Chunkyard." [notices something] "You alright, love?" [Luna is glitching. She notices and gasps before vanishing to Chunk's shock.] Lana:[from a mountain of trash] "Found a crankshaft! Ooh, also found this junkyard burrito. Double score!" [She surfs on a car door and lands on other trash while Lynn nabs the crankshaft and Chunk gets the burrito] Alt. Chunk: "Brilliant. I just found me lunch." [eats the burrito] A bit o' bad news, though. I think your punk friend flew the coop." [points to the dropped guitar] Lincoln: "Now Luna disappeared!" Lucy: "So did Leni!" Lisa: "Of course - they're disappearing in birth order." Lynn: "We gotta move fast if we want to save the rest of us. What's next, brainbox?" Lisa: "Oh, believe it or not, there's trace amounts of plutonium in Lincoln's favorite beverage, the Flippee." Lincoln:[disturbed] "Say what now?"
[Now they're at what used to be Flip's. They gasp] Lana: "Oh, no. We ruined the Food & Fuel, too! It's all different." [Lincoln runs up to the door, only for an alternate Chandler to open it in his face] Alt. Chandler: "Watch it, Lame-o." Lincoln: "Welp. Chandler's still the same." [An alternate Clyde, now decked in red and orange, opens the door in Lincoln's face] Alt. Clyde: "Watch it, Lame-o." Alt. Chandler:[high-fives Clyde] "Nice! Chyde McBrann!" Lincoln:[doozy] "Ooh..." [Alternate versions of Stella, Zach, Liam, and Rusty continuously bean Lincoln with the door. All six are now on their bikes] Alt. Chandler:[chuckles] "Let's dust this dork." [they ride off] Lincoln:[coughs] "Without me, Chandler took my spot in the friend group." [Lisa helps Lincoln up and they enter the store, with Mr. and Mrs. Gurdle spying on them from bushes. Inside...] Luan:[grabs a carton of milk] "Hey, what kind of cow produces oat milk?" [She glitches out of existence and drops the milk, splattering it on Lucy and Lynn.] Lucy: "This is getting very grim." Lynn: "You said it. Now we're never gonna know the punchline! Actually, silver lining." ???:[from the security room] "Cleanup in aisle eight!" [opens the curtains] Lincoln: "Sorry, Flip. We know the rules..." Siblings: "You break it, you buy it." ???: "'Flip'?" [emerges from the security room looking like a hippie] "Well, that's a blast from the past. No one's called me that in years! Phillip's the name, and beans and greens are my game." [He points to a sign over his cash register, reading...] Lincoln: "Phillip's Beans & Greens?" Lisa: "Well, Phillip, we're in a rush, so we'll just take 100 of your finest Flippees to go." Phillip: "I don't have the foggiest clue what a Flippee is, but we got Leafees!" [He hands one to Lisa, and she drinks] Lisa:[spits it out] "There's no plutonium in this! All I taste is kale, arugula, and is that-" [spits more out] "Bok choy?" Phillip: "That's a great palate you got there. You see, the idea came to me years ago at a wedding. Someone spilled green juice on the bride's dress, and the Leafee was born! And so was my health food store!" [they all sigh and leave] "Please come back again! Oh, and stay groovy!" [Mr. and Mrs. Gurdle continue to spy on them from behind the counter.] Lincoln: "OK, Lisa, where else can we find plutonium?" [suddenly, Mr. and Mrs. Gurdle show up in their van] "Mr. and Mrs. Gurdle?!" [Mr. and Mrs. Gurdle gasp.] Alt. Mr. Gurdle: "The alien knows our name. Get 'em!" [Mrs. Gurdle throws a net onto the kids.] Lincoln: "Aliens?! We're not aliens!" Alt. Mrs. Gurdle: "Save it! We've spent years looking for you ever since you disappeared into thin air at the Loud wedding." Lynn: "Pfft, that's bogus. I mean, do we look disappeared to you?" [ironically glitches out of existence as the net shrinks] Lisa: "Someone get us out of here! We're running out of time!" [Lana eats through the net and frees the siblings. They start running as the Gurdles hop in their van and take pursuit.] Alt. Mr. Gurdle: "Use the alien retrieval device, babe!" [Mrs. Gurdle readies a suction tube and fires a net. While Lincoln leaps out of reach, his younger sisters are captured and brought into the van.] Lucy: "We're doomed." Lisa: "Let's not panic. Lincoln is still out there." [Lincoln chases the van to save his sisters. They gasp in hope] Lincoln: "Hang tight! I'll save you!" [glitches out of existence] Lisa: "OK, we're definitely doomed." [The van drives away with its captives.]
[The Gurdle garage. The sisters are imprisoned in giant bubbles- Lucy in one, the twins in another, and Lisa and Lily in a third.] Lola: "Come on, let us out! How many times do we have to tell you? We're not aliens!" Alt. Mrs. Gurdle: "That's exactly what an alien would say." [Lisa looks around and spots an evidence board featuring all eleven Loud kids, as well as Rita and Lynn Sr. at their wedding. Then she notices a vat of plutonium.] Lisa:[gasps] "Sweet Stephen Hawking... That's plutonium..." [spots more parts] "...and metal parts and computer models! I think the Gurdles are trying to build a spaceship." Lola: "Can we use it to time-travel?" Lisa: "Oh, no need. Their '96 minivan will do just fine." [yells] "Um, excuse me, uh, Gurdles?" [they approach] "Yeah, my sisters and I, we were just, um, communicating... uh... telepathically, and we've decided to come clean. See, we are, in fact, uh... aliens." Alt. Mr. Gurdle: "I knew it!" Alt. Mrs. Gurdle: "Ah! Tell us everything!" Lisa: "How's this for starters? I can show you how to build a spaceship." [They nod] "But I'm going to need help." Alt. Mr. Gurdle:[reluctantly] "Fine." [Lisa and Lily smirk at each other.]
[Later, Lisa has added the crankshaft to the Gurdles' van.] Lisa: "Welp, that'll do it. Now, all we need now is a radioactive energy source. It could be, I don't know, uranium, thorium, plutonium? Any-um, really." Alt. Mrs. Gurdle: "We have plutonium! I found it at a garage sale in Ohio. I had to haggle them down a bit, though." [As the Gurdles leave, Lisa hands Lily a wrench, which she puts in her pocket before winking. The Gurdles get a sample of plutonium from the vat. They exit the garage, and it turns out Lily has been hiding near the door. She hurries to the twins' bubble and uses the wrench to free them. The twins' bubble crashes through the Gurdles' belongings and sails past the Gurdles!] Alt. Mr. Gurdle: "They're escaping!" [The twins' bubble hits Lucy's, freeing her. Lily continues to run past the chaos.] Alt. Mr. Gurdle: "Never mind. Grab the alien baby!" [Lily leads the Gurdles on a wild goose chase as the twins get free from their bubble. Lucy tackles the Gurdles from her bubble, but starts glitching.] Lana: "Hold tight, Lucy! We're gonna get you out of there!" Lucy: "No, leave me. I'll keep the Gurdles distracted so you guys can fix the wedding." [The twins grab Lily.] Lily:[distraught] "Lucy!" [Lisa adds the plutonium to the crankshaft as the twins and Lily enter Vanzilla. The Gurdles run after them, but Lucy hits them in her ball.] Lucy: "I bid thee farewell, my dear sisters." [fades out of existence] Lisa: "Her sacrifice will not be in vain." [She opens a portal to the past and drives through...]
[...back to the day of the wedding, disturbing the valet. Lisa hops out of the van and hands the valet the keys.] Lisa: "It's a rental." [The sisters run and walk through the halls when the twins start glitching] Twins:[gasp] "YOU'RE FLICKERING!" Lana: "I'm scared, Lola! Hold my hand!" [Lola does... only to find mucus on it.] Lola: "Ew! Were you picking your nose?!" [Lana shrugs and starts playing with her nose mucus] "GROSS!" [Lola groans in disgust as she hold her stomach while they both flickering once again, before they fading out of existence, just when Lola is about to vomit. Lisa runs over and leaps onto them in an attempt to save them, but she is too late as both twins disappear from existence. Meanwhile, the time-traveling Vanzilla from the first act earlier shows up with the past Louds in it.] Past Lisa: "Ah, another scientific success without a hiccup." [gets kale juice hiccuped on her by the past Leni] [Lisa and Lily spy on the past Louds from a bush] Lisa: "There we are, Lily. Time to stop alternate timeline us from ruining the wedding." [they notice the Loud wedding sign and a maintenance closet] "Oh, over there! The maintenance closet!" [They put the wedding sign near the closet and remove the maintenance sign.] Past Lincoln: "Look, the wedding is this way!" [The past Louds enter the closet and struggle to fit. Lisa closes the door, trapping them all in.] Lisa: "Phew. We did it, Lily!" [notices her sister is missing] "Lily? Lily? Where did you-" [Lily once more climbs the table where the cake is, giggling. Rita and Lynn Sr. notice and sprint to stop her as she readies her hand... only to gently scrape some frosting off of it. She toddles to her future parents and dabs their noses with the frosting.] Guests: "Aww!" Young Rita: "Well, isn't that the cutest thing you've ever seen?" Young Lynn Sr.: "Aw, hon, I can't wait for us to have kiddos of our own." [Lily winks at Lisa, who gives a thumbs-up back.]
[Back in Vanzilla, Lisa and Lily open a wormhole back to the present. The rest of the siblings reappear back into existence inside.] Lola: "We're back!" Lincoln: "Guys, we did it!" [Once they get back to the present, they open the door to see the same old Loud House they're used to.] Luan:[sniffs] "Ooh, smell that? Pet dander and farts!" Luna: "Look! There are pics of us on the wall!" Lincoln:[checks the couch] "Yes! The couch is sticky!" [The cushions are still stuck to him] "What the-?!" Lisa: "Yeah! The timeline has been repaired!" Lynn Sr.:[off-screen] "Kids, we're home!" [The parents enter the house with Lynn Sr. carrying a pizza box.] Rita: "We picked up pizza for di-" [They drop the pizza box upon seeing the broken vase.] "You broke our vase again?!" [The kids smile, just happy to see the parents that they know and love.] "And you're happy about it?" Lynn Sr.:[sternly] "OK, that is it! Everyone is grounded for two months!" [The kids hug their parents] Lincoln: "We'll stay home with you as long as you'd like." [The parents smile, perhaps realizing their kids have just been through a harrowing experience, and return the hug. Lisa opens her eyes, checks Rita and Lynn Sr.'s wedding photo, and gasps upon noticing that Lily has photobombed the photo. She chuckles nervously. The end.]
