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"Less teeth."

"Once we get to dairyland, it'll all be worth it."

"Get back here, Hops!"

"Lana, watch out! Do you know how hard it is to steam clean chiffon?"

"NOOOOOOOO!"

"HALLELUJAH!!!"

"What is this weird, sparkly towel?"

"Ugh! It smells like princess farts!"

"Time to work on what Gil DeLily calls the Three W's: Walk, Wave, and Work it."

"Handyman's code, Lincoln. Always be prepared."

"How about a ribbon dance? It shows elegance and poise."
"Excuse me while I go barf."

"I don't even mind the sparkly towel."

"Whoa!"

"Look at those girls!"

"They're all so clean and sparkly."

"I didn't know this was going to be on TV. Good thing we don't get the Princess Channel."

"Thanks for getting me the Princess Channel, daddy!"

"Hailing from Royal Woods..."

"Miss Lola Loud!"

"What is going on?"

"I'd like to thank my coach and brother, Lincoln!"

"Lincoln! I should have known!"

"THEY'RE RUINING ME!

"AND THEY WILL..."

"...PAY!!!"

"WOO! Sports Channel, here I come!"

"Hang on everybody. Loose floorboard."

"OH! HOPS!"

"Lana, what is the problem? We went over everything in Gil's book, and the companion DVD, and the podcast! How are you still not getting it?"

"Maybe there's something wrong with me."

"Lana! Wait. There's nothing wrong with you. I'm the one who messed up. I got so caught up in winning those tickets, I turned into Gil DeLily...who, when you stop to think about it, probably needs to get a life."

"You're messy and muddy and keep a lot of reptiles in your pants."

"But that's what make you awesome."

"Aw...thanks, Lincoln."

"Forget the ribbon dance. Why don't you go do your own talent?"

"Really? Okay, but we can kiss those Dairyland tickets goodbye."

"I don't care about them anymore. Go be yourself."

"Yo, Hops! Give me a bass line!"

"AND THIS IS YOUR OTHER SISTER!!!"

"I have worked four years to built my pageant reputation, AND YOU JUST RUINED IT!!!"

"I don't like what you did, but you did win. And I respect a winner."

"WE'RE GOING TO DAIRYLAND!!!"

"Well, I've learned two very valuable lessons. One: You should never try to turn someone into something they're not. And two: If you ever ride the Milk Shaker, keep your mouth closed."

"My mouth was open."

"Aww. Thanks, Lincoln."

You know what she's capable of.