"Lana, what is the problem? We went over everything in Gil's book, and the companion DVD, and the podcast! How are you still not getting it?"
"Maybe there's something wrong with me."
"Lana! Wait. There's nothing wrong with you. I'm the one who messed up. I got so caught up in winning those tickets, I turned into Gil DeLily...who, when you stop to think about it, probably needs to get a life."
"You're messy and muddy and keep a lot of reptiles in your pants."
"But that's what make you awesome."
"Forget the ribbon dance. Why don't you go do your own talent?"
"Really? Okay, but we can kiss those Dairyland tickets goodbye."
"I don't care about them anymore. Go be yourself."