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The Loud House Encyclopedia

The following is a transcript for the episode "Training Day."

Script[]

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[At the Loud House's backyard, Lincoln, Clyde, and Liam are laying back, sky-gazing at clouds]
Liam: "And that one there looks like an armadillo munching on a corn dog."
Clyde: "Hmmm... I don't see it."
Stella: [Approaches] "Hi, guys. Meet Jazzy, my new rabbit."
[She pulls off the blanket and unveils a cage containing Jazzy. The boys all awe by its small size.]
Lincoln: [Sweetly while offering a clover] "Hi, Jazzy. You want a clover?" [Jazzy throws the clover back at him.] "Uh, guess you're more of a grass guy."
Clyde: "And an old soul. I can see it in his eyes, Stella."
[Jazzy starts viciously biting the cage, the boys yelp.]
Liam: "An old soul or a hardened criminal? What do you see in him that I'm not?"
Stella: "There's a reason Jazzy is in this carrier. He is one, bad, bunny."
Clyde: [Gets closer] "Wait, why is he turning around?"
[Jazzy's behind is turned to Clyde. Lincoln and Liam watch Jazzy pee on Clyde, covering his shoes.]
Stella: "Sorry, Clyde."
Clyde: [Disgusted at first] "No need to apologize, Stella. Dr. Lopez says 'All creatures express anxiety in their own way.'"
[Jazzy shakes the cage and tries to escape, while Stella tries to hold on to it.]
Stella: "I don't know what's going on with Jazzy. I've tried everything. My parents said I have the weekend to get him under control, or else he has to go live in my aunt and uncle's house. They're pro wrestlers, so nothing bothers them."
Clyde: "You only get a weekend? That doesn't seem fair. Hmm, Ken and Judy are usually so reasonable."
Stella: "They said they can only afford to replace so many torn-up rugs. And sofas. And minivans."
[Jazzy keeps shaking the cage. Stella laughs nervously.]
Lincoln: [Remorseful] "Sorry, Stella. Wish we could help."
Stella: "Me, too. I was really looking forward to being a rabbit person."
[A whistle call is heard offscreen, this gets the kids attention]
Lana: [Leading her pets] "Let's go, guys. One, two, three, four. Two, two, three, four." [The pets march to a table. Bitey attempts to bite Geo] "Hey Bitey, no biting." [Bitey lets go and salutes] "And here's a snack for all of you." [offers snacks to the pets; Geo, trapped in his hamster ball, struggles to reach his snack.]
Stella: "Whoa. Lana's like a pet whisperer!"
[Cliff meows]
Lana: "Cliff, you're not holding the sharing stick. You know the rules!" [Walt drops the sharing stick] "Now, what do you wanna share?"
[Cliff holds the stick, meows, and starts making pistol gestures]
Cliff: "Pew, pew! Pew, pew, pew, pew!"
Lana: "We'll play laser tag after our snack."
[Cliff whines. A horn honking noise is heard, alerting them. Suddenly, Lola's car bursts out of the garage and goes out of control. Its engine backfires, forcing the hood open.]
Lola: "What's wrong with this thing?! Lana, you told me you fixed it!"
Lana: "I did! Calm down! You're being such a shmirken-beagle!"
Lola: [Gasps; annoyed] "That's funny, coming from a real figgle-snaggle!"
Liam and Stella: "Huh?"
Clyde: "Come again?"
Lincoln: "They have their own twin language. Even Lisa can't crack it."
Lana: [Dives into the hood and retrieves a feather boa] "There's your problem."
Lola: "Oh. Thank you." [Puts the boa on around her neck and gives Lana coins]
Lana: "You bet. Drive safe."
[As Lola drives off, Lana walks off whistling when Stella approaches.]
Stella: "Lana, would you please train my rabbit this weekend? I'm desperate."
Lana: "I'd be happy to put my skills to use." [Warning her pets] "Izzy, don't take El Diablo's snack." [Back at the table, Izzy is indeed reaching for El Diablo's snack, but hides sheepishly as El Diablo glares] "Leave the bunny with me, and I'll have him trained lickety-split."
Stella: "Thank you, Lana. Just let me know what you charge for your services."
Lana: "Crickets and worms. A lot of them."
[Stella cringes]


[Later, in the garage, Lana is seen with Jazzy's cage talking to her watching pets.]
Lana: [To the other pets] "OK, guys, we've got two days to whip Jazzy here into shape. Let's see what we're working with." [Unlatches Jazzy's crate. Jazzy gives them cute eyes and the Loud pets all awe] "Stella said he's one bad bunny, but there are no bad bunnies, just misunderstood-" [Jazzy attacks her, then knocks Lana into his crate before hopping off. Lana and the pets chase him out of the garage] "Jazzy, come back!" [Jazzy goes through Charles' doghouse, leaving a rabbit-shaped hole. Lana and the pets keep chasing Jazzy as Mr. Grouse waters his flowers]
Mr. Grouse: "Hey?" [Angrily to Lana] "Hey, keep that thing away from my prized petunias, Loud!"
Lana: "I'm trying!" [She leaps on to Jazzy, but he hops off and attacks Mr. Grouse. Lana jumps the fence and gets Jazzy off her neighbor, leaving him covered in dirt] "Sorry about that, Mr. Grouse."
Mr. Grouse: [Grumbles and becomes annoyed] "Sorry's not gonna bring back my petunias." [Growls]


[Later, Lana has Jazzy on a leash. Jazzy tries to take it off.]
Lana: "Now, let's try this again, but with a leash. Now let's walk." [Lana tries to walk Jazzy, but Jazzy drags Lana the other way, and into the garage, through the wall. Lana groans, shudders and rubs her arm.] "Let's try food motivation." [Takes a lettuce out of her pocket] "Jazzy, this is butter lettuce. All you have to do is sit still..." [Jazzy bites at the lettuce, but Lana takes it away] "And you can have it."
[Jazzy attacks her, eats the lettuce and leaves Lana on the floor.]


[Night-time. In the twins' room, Lana puts a furious Jazzy in his cage.]
Lana: "We'll pick up the training in the morning. Good night, Jazzy."
[She closes the cage door and hops into bed, but Lola approaches with a pimple on her left cheek]
Lola: [Frantic] "The Little Miss Unblemished Pageant is tomorrow, and look at me! Do I look unblemished to you? I can't compete looking like a total ickum-blicken!"
Lana: "Just put some mud on it and argum-flarg-marg." [Throws mud on Lola's pimple.]
Lola: "You don't have to fling it at me!" [Rubs the mud, the pimple fades] "Hey, it's going down. Thanks, Lana."
Lana: "You're welcome."
Twins: "Good night!"
[As the lights go out, Jazzy's cage shakes, and falls off the stool]


[Morning comes and Lana wakes up. She looks and sees the cage open and Lola's side of the room trashed]
Lana: "Oh no."
[Lola gets up, and sees her unicorn slammed into the wall horn first]
Lola: [Gasps and screams] "Eunice!"
Lana: [Runs out the door] "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!" [Runs downstairs and sees the living room torn up too. Jazzy is eating the couch.] "Jazzy, what did you do?!"
[The rest of the Louds come down gasping]
Lynn Sr.: "Oh! Lola, did you have another sleep walking rampage last night?!"
Lola: "Right idea, wrong twin. Ask Lana!"
Lana: "Jazzy got out of his crate. I don't know how!"
Lincoln: [Picks up his torn comic book and sighs] "I guess I'll never know if David Steele stopped the time-traveling aliens that came to invade Earth."
Lisa: [Looks at her research] "Years of fecal research down the figurative toilet."
Luan: [Horrified at what she sees. Mr. Coconuts is crammed in a vase with his right arm and left leg chewed off] "Never mind fecal research! Look at poor Mr. Coconuts! He's a member of this family too."
Mr. Coconuts: "Yeah! That crazy bunny cost me an arm and a leg!"
[Mr. Coconuts passes out. Meanwhile Lynn seems to be missing her ponytail]
Lynn: [unaware] "He didn't break my stuff. Guess he knows not to mess with LJ."
Luna: "Uh, dude... he ate your pony."
Lynn: "What?" [Feels the back of her head and realizes that Luna is right] "NO!"
Lynn Sr.: [Sternly] "Lana, I'm sorry. Jazzy can't stay here anymore."
Lana: "But where am I gonna train him?"
Rita: "Oh, honey, maybe Lana and the bunny could just use the basement."
Lucy: [Appears out of nowhere] "I was just down there, and he peed on our family photo albums."
Rita: [Sternly] "Lana, you've gotta train Jazzy somewhere else."
Lana: [Defeated] "Fine."


[Later, Lana is at the park with the pets and Jazzy's crate. Jazzy has his back turned to Lana]
Lana: "What's going on with you, buddy? I've never had a training case this hard, and we're running out of time!" [A bee approaches her] "Hey, little guy. Got yourself a pollen treat?" [Realizes something] "Ooh, you just gave me a great idea!" [Fistbumps the bee. The bee leaves. To her pets] "Maybe Jazzy just wants a special treat too! Guys, spread out. Let's get every kind of flower in this park and let Jazzy try them all!" [The pets find several flowers. She puts Jazzy's leash on] "Great work, guys!" [Jazzy comes out of the cage, taking her with him] "Whoa!" [He sniffs the flowers; excitedly] "I think it's working!" [Jazzy seems to like the tulips, he bends down, looking at Lana menacingly, and bites through the leash. Lana gasps, Jazzy attacks Lana and escapes. Lana falls to the ground, covered in flowers. The pets appear.] "Guys, split up. We've gotta find him!" [She lets go of the leash and flowers and starts looking under a log...] "Jazzy?" [...up a tree - scaring the butterfly and birds away...] "Jazzy!" [...and inside a stump.] "Jazzy?" [Keeps looking] "Jazzy! Jazzy!" [Spots Lola in the distance sitting on a blanket playing with her dolls.] "Oh, hey! It's Lola!"
[She and hops run to her twin, who's having a tea party.]
Lola: "Lana, what's wrong?"
Lana: "Look!" [Shows the broken leash]
Lola: "Oh no. You lost your bunny! Take my ride to go look for him." [Offers the keys to her car]
Lana: "Thanks, Lols. That's really sweet."
Lola: [Threateningly] "But you better not fart in the driver's seat!"
[Lana - with her pets also riding - is driving in the car when she notices something]
Lana: "Oh no you guys, look!" [Drives to Flip's Food & Fuel, which is damaged. Flip is on top of the tortilla machine, looking scared.] "Flip, did you see an unhinged rabbit come through here?"
Flip: "Well, what do you think, champ?! I'm not sitting up here so I can inspect my nacho cheese machine!"
[Falls over, knocking the machines down to the floor with him. With Flip covered in cheese, Lana slips her card under his sleeve.]
Lana: "Uh, give me a call later. I'll fix up your shop." [She leaves the building. At Burpin' Burger, she speaks to Grant, also covered in a mess with a hole in his chef's hat.] "Which way did he go?" [Grant points forward. She heads off, and the sign falls, startling him. Next she's at the Burnt Bean, talking to a Barista - holding a saucepan to protect himself.] "The rabbit, which way did he go?" [The barista points forward. The pets follow her as she leaves. At Sunset Canyon, Seymour and Bernie are tied up in a pair of trees] "OK, what way?"
[Seymour and Bernie point in different directions, then collapse. Lana groans]


[Lana returns to the Loud House with her pets and collapses on the couch]
Rita: "Hey, sweetie. How's the bunny training going?"
Lana: [Upset and starts crying.] "Terrible. I lost Jazzy. Could you drive me to Stella's so I can tell her the bad news?"
Rita: [Consoles and hugs her.] "Of course, and hey, why don't we post some flyers on the way? And when we're done, I'll treat you to some ice cream." [Leni arrives, badly beaten] "Did you get trapped in a car wash again?"
Leni: [Annoyed] "No, worse. We had to close Reininger's early. There was a rampaging bunny on the loose. It was like Easter, but awful!"
Lana: [Realizes something; happily] "Jazzy!"
Rita: "To the mall!" [Rita and Lana leave the house. Leni watches them go.]


[Vanzilla pulls up to Royal Woods Mall]
Lana: "Thanks for the ride, Mom. Hops, you come with me. Everybody else, stay put for your own sake." [Leaves]
Rita: "Who's still up for ice cream?"
[The other pets cheer. Vanzilla drives off. Lana enters the mall and sees something]
Lana: "Look! There's Jazzy!"
[A bunny is at Reininger's gnawing on a jacket. He then pulls the leg off a dummy. The dummy's head falls off. Soon, a pet store employee catches him in a net.]
Pet Store Employee: "Gotcha!"
[Puts the bunny in a cage. The rabbit shows a grumpy look on his face and crosses his arms. Lana runs up to him.]
Lana: [Angrily] "Hey, I demand you release that bunny! His name is Jazzy and he's in my care!"
Employee: "What?" [Mumbles] "This is Snazzy, and he escaped from my pet store earlier!"
Lana: "But he looks exactly like Jazzy. It's like they're related or something." [Realizes] "Wait a minute, does this rabbit have any siblings?"
[Snazzy opens his eyes and puts his arms down.]
Employee: "Yeah, one, but I sold it a couple days ago to some girl."
Lana: [Gasps and becomes excited] "Hops, I know what's going on. Snazzy is Jazzy's twin!" [Takes some smelly cash out of her sock] "Sir, I would like to buy Snazzy."
[The pet store owner hold out his net and retches as Lana puts the smelly cash in.]


[Lana, Hops, and Snazzy leave the mall, with the latter attached to a leash.]
Lana: "It all makes sense now! That's why both bunnies have been bad. They just need their twin. Like Lola and me. I mean, sure, sometimes she can be awful, but I still love her, and need her. And if Snazzy has twin powers like Lola and me, he should be able to find Jazzy by smell." [Sniffs out her own twin] "Like right now, Lola's getting her nails done at Susie's Salon."
[Lola is in fact at Susie's Salon. She sniffs too.]
Lola: [Knowing that smell] "Hm. I wonder what Lana's doing at the mall."
Lana: "Okay, your turn, Snazzy. Sniff out Jazzy!" [Snazzy sniffs, then excitedly runs off, towing Lana with him.] "Whoa!" [Snazzy continues towing Lana through a road crossing, with Hops following them.] "Whooa!" [The three arrive at the park and Snazzy sniffs again, gets excited, drags Lana to a bush, and looks inside. Jazzy pops out and sees who it is. Jazzy's so happy to see his brother he playfully tackles Snazzy] "Jazzy! You're back!" [The two bunnies hug] "Come on, let's get both of you guys to Stella."


[Later, Liam, Clyde, Lana, Stella, and Lincoln watch Jazzy and Snazzy dance and play together]
Clyde: "Okay, this is seriously the sweetest thing I've ever seen."
Stella: [Hugs Lana] "Thanks, Lana. I don't know how you figured everything out like that."
Lana: "Eh. It's a twin thing."
Lola: [Drives by] "Hey. I'm off to the..."
Lana: "Grocery store? Sweet. Can you get me..."
Lola: "Cereal? You bet."
Lana: "And..."
Lola: "Toothpaste? I'm on it."
Stella: "Wow. I guess that's a twin thing too."
[The rabbit twins leap onto the Loud twins' arms. The two pairs of twins cuddle; heart-iris on the rabbits' heart imprint as the episode ends]

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