The following is a transcript for the short "Trash Grab."
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[It's night at the Loud House. Lynn Sr. carries a plate of surf and turf to the trash] Lynn Sr.: "There's still a few scraps of surf-Lynn-turf left!" [chuckles] "I think it's mostly turf." [The pets come over to the kitchen] "Okie-dokie, trash it is." [He puts the scraps in the trash and takes the trash bag out of the bin. The pets smile at each other. As Lynn Sr. exits with the trash bag, Charles gives the signal for them to move out. Later, Lynn Sr. has put the trash bag in the trash can. The pets get near the can, don napkins around their necks, and prepare to dig in, only to find it's empty. They near a noise, look up, and spot Nacho carrying the trash bag. Nacho notices the pets and laughs at them before sneaking away. The pets angrily glare at Nacho.]
THE NEXT NIGHT... [Lynn Sr. now has salmon leftovers over the trash] Lynn Sr.: "Last call for honey-glazed salm-Lynn!" [drops the salmon in the trash] [The pets come over and stare at the salmon with hearts in their eyes. Later, as Lynn Sr. puts the trash bag in the trash bin, the pets come over and open the trash can. The salmon is still there and they drool over it. As they prepare to eat the salmon, their dinner is nabbed with a fishing rod. The pets end up accidentally biting into the trash can. They look up, see Nacho reeling in his prize, and growl at the raccoon. Nacho leaps down from the roof of the garage as Cliff chases him. Unfortunately, Cliff ends up running into the trampoline and falls into a bush. Walt flies up and prepares to divebomb Nacho, who ducks in time as Walt runs into a hole in a tree. Charles sniffs around and points to what appears to be Nacho's silhouette. The pets all attack the silhouette, but it turns out to be a decoy made of bags and pots, the dirt covering the pets. The real Nacho, who has been watching all this from the fence, laughs hysterically and eats the salmon, throwing the bones near the pets. Charles glares angrily as Nacho makes his getaway.]
THE NEXT NEXT NIGHT... [The pets have laid a stakeout near the trash can, with Geo and Walt drinking coffee made from a coffee brewer Cliff has set up. Charles is wearing Lincoln's David Steele night vision goggles and keeping a lookout for Nacho. Later, the pets are playing poker and Geo ends up with a royal flush as the others fold in disappointment. Even later, as Charles and Walt are reading a book, Cliff is filing his claws and using Geo's hamster ball as a footrest, but accidentally sends Geo rolling away. Eventually, Geo, Walt, and Cliff have fallen asleep, with Charles struggling to stay awake with bloodshot eyes. Someone covers them with a tarp as Charles finally falls asleep.]
[The pets come to on an airplane. It is revealed they have been trapped in a box, and they pop out of the box to find they have been captured by Flip, who is flying the plane and talking to Nacho via radio.] Flip: "Hey, buddy, it was a real swell idea to expand our delivery into Florida! Palm trees and nacho cheese!" [Nacho chitters in agreement. Cliff points out they're still above Royal Woods. Walt notices and is reluctant about the idea, but gives in after Charles and Cliff go wide-eyed and stare at him. Later, Walt is carrying Cliff, who is holding Charles by the ears, who is holding on to Geo's ball as they make it to ground level. Charles drops Geo's ball, which bounces and hits Charles in the groin, causing Cliff to drop him, and Walt collapses in exhaustion and drops Cliff for good measure.]
[Later, the pets are having a meeting in Charles's doghouse. Charles steps back and begins the slideshow, but finds there's an embarrassing photo of himself getting a pampered bath. He sheepishly chuckles, having no idea how that got there, and changes to a slide of Nacho sitting in a highchair and enjoying the Louds' trash, followed by another of Nacho greedily gorging himself on a birthday cake, and one more of Nacho using a diving board to dive into trash. He then rolls up the projection screen and shows a board with Nacho crossed out, all the while growling at Nacho. The meeting is then interrupted when they hear Lana trying to coax El Diablo into a cage.] Lana: "I know it's not fun, buddy, but we gotta go to the vet if you wanna feel better." [El Diablo is worried. Lana reaches under her hat and grabs her secret weapon: Lynn-sagna leftovers. She waves the leftovers near the cage, and El Diablo goes into the cage and eats the leftovers before his mouth aches.] "You can have the rest after the vet pulls that tooth." [The pets notice the Lynn-sagna leftovers on the ground and get an idea.]
A NEW NIGHT BEGINS... [That night, the pets have set up a makeshift four-star restaurant using a pet cage as the restaurant, complete with a fake mascot to sell it. Nacho pokes out of the tree and spots the fake restaurant. He grumbles, knowing it's fake, but is then enticed by the smell of the Lynn-sagna leftovers. The smell morphs into a hand and points Nacho to the Lynn-sagna inside the cage. Nacho floats over to the Lynn-sagna, but the plate is then yanked from beneath him. The pets close the cage on him and cheer at having successfully trapped Nacho. Charles prepares to eat the Lynn-sagna in victory, but El Diablo pops out from the tree, wearing a cone to deal with his tooth injury and wanting the leftovers. Charles then reluctantly hands El Diablo the leftovers.]
[The pets haul Nacho up to the attic, who angrily demands to be left out.] Lynn Sr.: "Kids, come help clear the table for dessert! I made peaches-Lynn-cream!" [The pets eagerly dash downstairs, leaving a pouting Nacho behind. Later, Lynn Sr. throws the leftovers in the trash. The pets open the trashcan and eagerly dig in, Geo disappointed he can't have any because he's still in his ball.]
ONE VICTORY DINNER LATER... [The pets are lying down on the ground, their bellies full due to the victory dinner. Just then, someone knocks on the door. Lana answers it to find Flip on the other side.] Flip: "Muddy Loud, have you seen my raccoon compadre, Nacho?" [hands her a missing poster] Lana: "Oh, no... I'm sorry, Flip. I haven't seen him around!" Flip: "He didn't come home tonight and I'm a real worried." [sniffs] "He ain't never been away from the Food and Fuel this long." [The pets begin to feel guilty of locking Nacho up. Flip starts handing Lana Nacho's favorite food] "I got a couple of two-day-old-taquitos, 10% real beef jerky, an extra-syrupy Flippee, and some..." [sniffs] "Nacho cheese if he turns up. They're his favorite." Lana: "Aw. Poor little guy." [throws the food away] "Don't worry, Flip. We'll find him. I'll help you look." [They leave as Flip continues to sob. Charles grabs the missing poster, and all feel guilty of locking Nacho up.]
[Later, the pets have brought Nacho his favorite food to the attic and sheepishly wave at him. Nacho pushes the food away. Charles barks in confusion and hands Cliff the missing poster, and Cliff gives it to Nacho, who looks at it in nostalgia. He has memories of him eating his favorite food with Flip whenever he was hungry, even if one such incident did cause Nacho to throw up in a barf bag. In exchange, Nacho explains he wants the surf and turf, honey-glazed salmon, and Lynn-sagna. The pets debate about this for a while, then Charles comes over and frees Nacho from the cage. They share a hug together.] Lynn Sr.: "Last call for Lynn-sagna!" [The five happily leave the attic.]
[Later, Charles drags a table to the backyard, with Walt draping a cloth over with candles and plates. Cliff taps his tail on the table, and the five animals come over. Nacho empties a trash bag with the leftovers, and they are about to feast when Flip and Lana come back.] Flip: "Thanks for helping me look, muddy Loud. I just don't where--" [spots his raccoon compadre] "Nacho!" [runs over and hugs him] "You're alive!" [sniffs] "Hey, is that Lynn-sagna?" [He spots the Lynn-sagna in Charles's mouth and takes a bite of it. He then continues to eat the trash, much to the pets' revulsion.] Lynn Sr.: "Honey, Flip's in the backyard again!" [The end]
