"Excellent fake blood, Lisa. Add some molasses for better consistency."
"Hey Luce, check out our pumpkins! Whaddaya think?"
"Few more gashes on this one."
"Add some ooze to those scabs."
"I'm so glad Mom finally let you do your corn maze."
"Fantastic sign work, Luan. Just the right mixture of corn and gore."
"Ah, shucks! It's just something I cobbled together from the kernel of an idea!"
"This is going to be the best Halloween ever. I'm so excited."
"Trust me, she's excited."
"Clyde and I have some pretty big plans too."
"Dad must've found the severed limbs I stored in his closet."
"Did anyone follow you?"
"Not a chance. I took evasive maneuvers."
"For years, there have been rumors of a neighborhood where people hand out full-size candy bars instead of tiny bite-size ones."
"We found it - Huntington Manor."
"Watch where you're going, doofuses!"
"Franklin Avenue, eh? We'll check that out!"
"Eeeee! Seven minutes till sunset!"
"Hmmm. Patriotic, but unlikely to generate maximum candy collection."
"Oh yeah? We're also a mermaid and a pirate!"
"And salt and pepper shakers!"
"And the best part is, she only has one tooth, so I don't have to share!"
"Lincoln! Clyde! Get your butts out here!"
"Boy, you guys really don't want candy, do you?"
"Hey, where are you two going?"
"Nowhere. We, uh, just decided to go through the neighborhood counterclockwise this year."
"Here, Lynn. Don't forget your chainsaw."
"I know, honey. I can see it all over your face."
"I literally vant to suck your blood."
"Why do I have to look so pale?"
"Didn't you read the British study guide I sent you?"
"Next time, call me and I can feed your fish."
"We're done with the tricks. Now for the treats."
"Oh, aren't you two adorable."
"One house, six pieces of candy."
"Ha. One house, eighty-seven pieces of candy."
"A ghost just touched me!"
"Never fear, siblings. I have prepared for this eventuality."
"Nobody showed up? Why not?"
"Okay, Clyde, it was them."
"What choice do we have?"
"First, we gotta find those guys. But it won't be easy. We don't even know where to start looking."
"We'll see you doofuses next Halloween. And tell your neighbors no more dark chocolate. We're milk chocolate guys."
"Okay, I'll start thinking of Lori."
"Lucy, how would you like to have your haunted maze after all?"
"As Winston Churchill once said, 'Never, never, never give up.' I felt bad, so while we were jogging in place, I glanced at the study guide."
"Man up, bro! I want that candy."
"No, thank you for bringing them here. You totally made my Halloween. I've never been happier."
"Trust me, she's happy. Hopefully, next year, your maze will have more than two customers."
"Looks like we won't have to wait till next year."
Lana and Lola try to use their different costume trick on Lincoln and Clyde...
Wait a minute. Didn't they already give that girl a bar?
"Oh, thank goodness it's over."