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This is a list of personal, random or funny headcanons I thought up for fun, story purposes and because my imagination demands it! Feel free to discuss them on my talk page, but if you do, please stay polite!
They're of mixed Dutch (Lynn) and Scottish (Rita) descent.
However, they're frequently thought to be Irish-American and they have no idea why that'd be.
Dental problems run in the family; Lynn and Rita are relieved to find out that so far only Lori and Luan needed braces, but aren't optimistic about Lincoln's chances.
While the family have their friends, they're not awfully popular around Royal Woods due to their many kids and all the trouble they cause.
It has been becoming a unpleasant tradition for the older Loud children to have their first year in middle school be absolutely terrible. Lori and Luna were dumped by the people they thought were their friends for life, Luan was generally treated as unpopular and Lynn was flat-out bullied. The only one who got off relatively easy was Leni and even then she was still frequently used for her naivete by other students. They are all fearful for how bad Lincoln's first year will get to him...
So far they have been responsible for putting three all-you-can-eat restaurants out of business around town.
The family is seen as the terror of their insurance companies.
 You may rightfully think the family being part-Dutch is a bit of a self-serving fantasy, but I based it on facts as parts of Michigan are literally crawling with Americans of Dutch descent. (Not exactly the part the Loud family lives though)
Rita put her fiancee for an ultimatum: Get rid of his collection of ugly ties, or take on Rita's surname. He did away with his ties... only to start collecting them again soon after. It was only that the amount of paperwork required was more than it was worth, or Rita would've taken action.
Lynn and Rita married when she was pregnant... of Leni.
Which is one of the reasons why Lynn Sr. has almost no contact with his family anymore. Their children have yet to meet their family on their father's side other than Aunt Shirley.
Rita has her share of bad vibes in her family as well, having a sister named Vera who she doesn't get along with at all, which comes from the fact that she feels belittled by Vera being a active career woman while she feels stuck as a dental assistant.
Rita tried to pick up a habit of going to church every Sunday with her family. But for some reason it's hard for her brood to remain quiet and seated for one and a half hour.
Loathes video games like Guitar Hero. Lincoln's convinced that's more because Luna is terrible at them.
Was originally meant to be named Luan by her parents, after Pop-Pop's wife, but as she was born at 2 AM under a full moon, her parents were inspired to name her Luna instead.
Cried the most when she was a baby out of any of the Loud children. Her parents believe she seemed to enjoy it.
Her paperclip earrings are not really earrings. Through a freak accident she accidentally pierced her ear, and she kept them because she liked the way they looked.
Was seriously nettled to learn that Luan had her first kiss before her.
Ironically, can't whistle.
Doesn't really see her being bi as something noteworthy; 'it's just the way she is'. Yet she also knows she should consider herself lucky to live in a family, and by extension in a town like Royal Woods, that's been very accepting since she came forward with it.
As mentioned earlier, her first year in middle school was awful all-around, at school and at home.
The first time she played make-believe with Lola and Lana, she proceeded to point out all the inaccuracies in their play. It was also the last time they invited Lisa to play with them.
Her parents feared there was something very wrong with her because she didn't speak a single word until the age of 3. As it turned out however, Lisa didn't speak not because she couldn't, quite the opposite, her vocabulary was better than most of her siblings at that point, but she was too occupied doing her researches and experiments to bother saying a word.
*One of her experiments went horribly wrong and caused the whole of Royal Woods to age much slower, hence why there have been three April Fools episodes while the cast hasn't aged at all.
Cliff is the only gift Aunt Ruth ever gave them that the Louds have been genuinely happy with.
Charles is Lincoln's,Lynn's and Luan's favourite pet; Cliff is Lori and Leni's; Walt is Luna's favourite, and by extension the only one who doesn't mind Walt's screeching fits; Lola, Lily and Lisa dote on Geo, though the latter because it's a perfect test subject, and Lana loves all of them equally.
Whether the pets feel exactly the same way though?
After he and Lincoln Tried to discover the latter's birth story, Clyde grew a wish to discover his own birth story and find out who his biological parents are. But he's afraid that it'll lead to disappointment.
Sully is actually a nickname derived from his surname Sullivan. His real name is Yannis, but is embarrassed out of his wits by it. Mazzy and especially Sam are never letting him live it down.
He and Mazzy, who have been friends since childhood, were the founding members of their band, naming it Valor. Sam joined shortly after and Luna was let in recently.
Despite being able to call each other friends with a straight face, Sam and Sully are not particularly close to each other. It's mainly their shared friendship with Mazzy and their band that makes them associate with each other. They can have pretty severe arguments but will, if a little reluctantly at times, have each other's back.
More characters may be added.
What? Don't give me those looks! Writing good opinion pieces takes time!