Week 4
We were all in the mess hall for our 4th challenge.
Chris: Campers welcome to your challenge. Now you all remember my favorite time during season 1. We are going to do THE BRUNCH OF DISGUSTINGNESS.
All: OH NO!
Me: I remember this challenge. Chris did a Battle of The Sexes version of this challenge.
Owen: That's right J.D. The Brunch of Disgustingness was the grossest challenge we all ever did.
Courtney: I heard you guys hurled your guts all over the place.
Alan: Oh man.
Naruto: This is not gonna be good.
Chris and Chef snickered.
Chris: All right campers. This is also gonna be a double-elimination round. Here's the rules. We will not be doing a Battle of The Sexes theme this time. You will be in your teams. You with each be given a 9-Course Meal and it will be gross and the dish you had will be grosser than the last. The team that finishes the most dishes wins.
Me: This is gonna be good.
Chris: I love that confidence J.D. First some hordearves.
Me: From what I remember the 1st dish was Bull Cahones.
Chris: An interesting way to put it. Heres the dish. Ants. White ants.
Me: Interesting. The people in Uganda eat these.
I eat them and they taste like chicken.
Me: Tastes like chicken.
Naruto: That's cool.
Naruto eats them and the team ate them too.
Chris: Team Atomic Owls wins round 1.
We cheer.
Chris: Good job Owls. J.D. how did you know that the Uganda people eat white ants?
Me: Me and my family traveled all over the world and I learned all sorts of unique cultures and more. Tried all sorts of weird food and more. It was an invigorating and educational experience.
Chris: I can believe it.
Me: I wish I could've gone with you guys on Total Drama World Tour. That would've been awesome.
Chris: I know. Next course: Soup. Moroccan Spicy Stew.
Me: I love Morocco Stew. The people in Morocco have some of the spiciest spices in the world and some are so strong that they can burn your stomach on the inside.
We had bowls of Morocco Stew in front of us.
Me: (Sniff) It smells really good.
I drink the whole bowl and a blast of fire explodes from my mouth.
Me: Yummy!
Chris: You are one tough guy J.D.
Me: I know. Plus I've been to Morocco and it's really good food and an interesting culture.
Chris: I believe it.
Chef Hatchett: I can tell that you have one love for super spicy food J.D. We salute a super spice maniac.
Me: It's true. And I’m flattered. But thanks.
Everyone ate their soup and endured the spice.
Chris: The Owls win Round 2!
We cheer.
Chris: You guys like pizza?
Me: Love the stuff.
Gwen: When we had this challenge in Season 1 he gave us Pizza with Jellyfish, live grasshoppers and live anchovies.
Me: Yuck! I saw that and that was gross.
Chris: Then how about the same thing guys.
Chris gave us a pizza with Grasshoppers, Anchovies and Jellyfish.
Me: Me and my big mouth.
Naruto: That is nasty.
Alan: I know.
Dawn: I believe your auras are fluctuating because of the gross food.
Me: I know Dawn.
Courtney: I heard that Trent didn't like this.
Me: I saw that. But lets eat it.
I ate a slice and it wasn't that bad.
Me: Different. But tasty. At least I'm not eating the jellyfish on Peanut Butter Sandwiches.
Mike: Peanut Butter and Jellyfish? Yuck!
Zoey: That is gross.
Sammy: I agree.
Me: That was a joke but it’s the truth.
Amy: You're such a disgraceful wimp Samey!
Me: Shut up Amy. No one asked for your opinion.
We ate the whole pizza.
Chris: The Atomic Owls win Round 3!
We cheer.
Chris: Now for course 4: Spaghetti! Well earthworms covered in snail slime sauce and hairballs.
Me: I ate a worm on a dare back when I was 5 and it taste like chicken.
Bridgette: We ate this in this challenge and it was gross.
Me: But Geoff ate it right?
Bridgette: That's right.
I eat the worms and it was good.
Me: Yummy. My friend Lana eats worms and she loves them.
Gwen: Lana is one brave little girl.
Me: She sure is.
We all ate our plates clean.
Me: Done.
Chris: The Atomic Owls win round 4!
We cheer.
Chris: There are 5 more dishes left. Bon Apetite!
A montage plays and it shows us eating all kinds of disgusting food and the Atomic Owls ate them all. Dish 5 was rotten onion meatballs, dish 6 was Chum Smoothies, Dish 7 was Icelandic Rotten Shark shish-kababs and Dish 8 was Snake stuffed with squirrels.
Chris threw up and it was gross.
Chris: Oh man you guys are so gross!
Me: Sorry Chris. It's a good challenge.
Chris: All right then. It's time for desert and we'll have an eat off. J.D., Amy, join me.
We sat down and Chris gave us a dessert glass that had radioactive marshmallows in them.
Me: The Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom?
Chris: Normally yes but it's for dessert. Now whoever eats theirs first wins the challenge.
Me: Interesting.
Chris: Yes it is. Ready? Go!
I picked up the Marshmallow and it didn't affect me.
Me: Radiation doesn't burn me. I have radiation immunity.
I ate the marshmallow and it was weird.
I gulp and suddenly I felt a nasty pain in my butt and then I felt something.
Me: Ouch!
I see that I had a tail and it was Punk Shock's tail.
Me: Cool! I have a tail! And it's surging with electricity.
Chris: The Atomic Owls win!
We all cheer.
Amy: I don't feel so good.
Amy projectile vomits everywhere and it set off a chain reaction of projectile vomiting and I projectile vomit all over Amy.
At the bonfire we saw Amy and Owen get eliminated and hurled.
Back at our cabin we were getting ready for bed, I stamped red X’s on Amy and Owen’s faces and I pulled out my laptop and called Lincoln.
Lincoln: Hey J.D.
Me: Hey Lincoln.
Lincoln: That was seriously some gross food we saw you ate.
Me: I know. But some of it was from my travels from around the world.
Lincoln: I believe it. That tail you got is really cool! What do you think you can do with it?
Me: We'll have to find out later.
Lincoln: Lana said it was the coolest and most awesome challenge you've ever done J.D.
Me: I can believe it. But everyone will probably think I'm very crazy eating all kinds of disgusting food like that.
Lincoln: No we know it was part of the challenge and you were awesome!
Me: Thanks buddy. (Someone vomits in a bucket) We're very sick to our stomachs and it is not pleasent.
Lincoln: I can hear that. But congratulations on winning challenge 4 guys.
Me: Thank you. 5 down 6 to go.
Lincoln: Good luck J.D. We're rooting for you.
Me: Thanks buddy. See you next time.
The call clicked off and I hit the hay.
Continues in part 5.