The Loud House Encyclopedia
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The Loud House Encyclopedia

"I'm getting a job," Lori said to her dad,

But the idea of her moving made Lynn Sr. sad.

"But maybe," said Lori, "If I am able,

I could work as a waitress down at Lynn's Table."

So both of them danced and shouted hooray.

He said, "You just watch Kotaro, okay?".

"I don't need a notebook," Kotaro said,

"And I carry the plates with a pot on my head."

Lori tried waiting on her principal and his assistant,

But she just could not keep her memory consistent.

She tried shooing a fly and dropped all the food.

She told Rita and Lisa 'bout the strife that ensued.

Lisa said, "You don't have to tell me twice,"

And she invented a waiting device.

However, it misheard commands, and then broke.

"Dad, as a waitress, I'm simply a joke!"

"You can be my assistant," Lynn Sr. said,

So Lori tried chopping some onions instead.

Her eyes began burning and she wiped her face,

With a tablecloth. Steaks fell all over the place.

Kotaro stood on them, so Lori said, "Enough!

Maybe I'm suited for some other stuff."

She was no good at driving in Flip's grody van,

And knocked the shelf over while stacking a can.

With the dishes, the freezer, and the mop she was a klutz.

"I'm having so much bad luck, this is just nuts!

Why, I am literally down to just one.

I really hope all my blunders are done."

She messed up that job and then started to cry.

"I guess I'm a walking disaster zone. Bye!

But I ordered and scheduled and did things online."

Her dad said, "As manager, you'll be just fine."

So Lori got her job, which is how this story ends.

Scoots had also made some pretty cool friends.

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