Liam was having a sleepover one night.
To Linc, Clyde, Zach, and Rusty, it was a delight.
Only trouble is, Girl Jordan was having a party too.
It was on the same night, so what should they do!?
They went to the barn where Liam did dwell,
And Clyde had a humidifier and a dehumidifier as well.
They swung on ropes, rode goats, and chased chickens too,
But then got a message saying, "Guys, look what you,
Are missing! A place where you can make your own sub!"
More messages came about pools, tats, and grub.
Rusty said, "How about all of us go,
To the party when he's sleeping and he'll never know?"
The others said, "Yeah, let's!" except for young Clyde,
Because he felt nauseous whenever he lied.
Linc said, "We're not really lying, old buddy!".
Liam wrestled with a pig and got very muddy.
Liam got sleepy but not for very long;
He just needed water to make himself strong.
They fed him goats' milk to make the boy sleep.
It worked, then out the other four boys did creep.
They went to the party and said, "This is cool!".
Clyde and Lincoln stripped down and jumped into the pool.
Rusty ate hot sauce, which he was allergic to.
It made his lips swell up, he didn't know what to do.
Zach made himself up like an alien boy,
But dye made his hair fall off, which took away the joy.
The girls all came over, so Linc and Clyde got out.
Dogs stole their clothes, but Linc had no doubt.
He said, "Get in the pool house!", where they found Rusty and Zach.
They were afraid-- everything was out of whack!
The boys tried to leg it, but the guests snapped a shot.
Liam said, "I know from the mess that you've got,
That you probably went to the party last night."
They said, "We're so sorry." He said, "It's all right."
Then he said that Virginia got made into bacon,
But she was just fine-- Liam was fakin'.