The Loud kids were watching The Dream Boat and talking,
About who was best guy, but it got Lincoln balking,
When Lori said he was almost like a girl.
Lori's remark got her bro in a whirl.
He remembered hanging out with the girls in the past.
He thought, "I want to stay male", and he changed the show fast.
He changed it to one about camping in the wild.
"This is a guy show", thought the young white-haired child.
He said to Clyde, "Let's camp out to get tough."
Clyde's dads wanted to watch them and bring them free stuff.
"That's not tough enough," Lincoln Loud said,
And went with young Clyde to the forest instead.
Clyde was unsure-- the sign said there was trouble,
But Lincoln was glad and made a "shelter" on the double.
"Now, it is time to eat lunch like a man!",
And so they ate baked beans right out of the can.
They couldn't light a fire and so, to be bold,
They shivered and tried hard to tough out the cold.
They farted and burped and when it was time for bed,
"We don't need a mattress," Lincoln Loud said,
But they tossed and they turned and used it anyway,
But the boys both woke up in a river the next day.
They saw a waterfall right up ahead.
The sticks made a dam. "We are saved!", Lincoln said.
They flew through the air and Clyde landed in a bush.
Linc fell on a moose who was mad at the push.
It chased both unlucky boys up a tree, then,
It kicked the tree and sent them flying again.
Clyde hit a beehive and they got stung in the face.
It rained and then mud sent them to a new place.
It was a dark cave and Lincoln was sad.
He lay on a grizzly bear, who got quite mad.
The boys then played dead and ran clean away.
"How did you know of that?", Lincoln did say.
"I learnt it from Lucy," said the only Loud son.
"Wow, your goth sister sure is a smart one.
Does she know about keeping warm too?" wondered Clyde.
"No, but Leni does," Lincoln replied.
He made them both ponchos and Clyde said, "Which way?"
"This way," said Linc, "Lisa told me one day,
That tree moss only grows on the North side."
They found a big cliff. "What shall we do?!" said Clyde.
"I know the answer!", Lincoln Loud cried.
He found some plants and he made a long rope.
He learnt it from Luna-- this knowledge was dope!
It was made from poison ivy, but Linc helped his bud,
By making an ointment out of Lori's mud.
They lifted a boulder using a tip from Lynn.
Lola had some knowledge that was helpful in,
Crossing a log without falling off it.
Clyde felt all sleepy and found a rock to sit.
Linc said, "If it wasn't for the girls I might've died.
Being 'manly' or 'girly' is not cut and dried."