Chandler was having a birthday party that,
Was at the sewer where his dad worked at.
He didn't invite Lincoln and Clyde,
So they went to the arcade, complained and they sighed.
Lori got a job there which made Clyde blush,
As the result of his one-sided crush.
She gave them free food, which they thought was swell,
And they started to give it to Chandler as well.
He said he was going to invite them the next day,
But when that day arrived, he didn't say,
Anything about it, so Linc went to Lori,
And to his big sister, he told the whole story.
They got invited, but Lincoln felt sad,
When she said, "I can't go because you have been bad,
Asking for free stuff and now I have to pay,
By working when I could've been dancing today."
So Lincoln made up by filling in for her,
So her dance with Bobby would get to occur.
Clyde came. "I got lonely without you," he said,
And the boys had to unclog a toilet instead.