Chapter 38: Massacre in the Wayne!
Jimmy’s group has arrived in the Wayne.
“Hi, girl! I’m back!” Olly hollered.
“What a magnificent skyscraper.” Dib said.
"No. Kidding." Five commented.
“So this is the Wayne?” Arnold asked.
“Yes. It’s the home of the greatest secrets and mysteries that would puzzle your mind.” Ansi replied.
"I knew this place would be the refugee of the monsterverse denizens." Ollie commented.
“Wow, look at the size of the reception.” Ronnie Anne said.
“Pretty sure it’s kind of an historical building built by well-known architects and owned by bigger corporations.” Lincoln commented.
"This building is made of the hardest materials and infrastructure that make it earthquake-proof." Lisa explained.
“It kind of makes me wish I’d live here when I become a famous rock star.” Luna said.
"I'd literally have a honeymoon with Bobby here." Lori commented.
“Kind of impressive decoration I see.” Rocko commented.
"I'd absolutely live here." Pony said.
"Agreed!" Annie hollered.
“Take a look!” Saraline hollered.
The Excarder-possessed Clara Rhone and George the Doorman appeared.
“Oh criminy. The welcome committee. What else can really go wrong?” Helga asked.
“Clara Rhone!” Ansi and Saraline hollered in unison.
“George!” Olly hollered.
“They’re being controlled by the Excarders!” Sid Chang hollered.
"Not again!" Bernie hollered.
“Leave their bodies alone, you meddling freaks!” Lana hollered, holding her wrench.
"I will see you glitches suffer!" Miko hollered.
“I’ll give you the power of juju!” Tak hollered.
“Save them!” Jimmy hollered.
The team relied on violence to save Clara Rhone and George the Doorman from the Excarders. However, nothing seemed to work on them.
"Tarnation! Our technology is inferior to the Excarders' superiority!" Saraline hollered.
Suddenly, the glitch hacker Ridley and her pet chomp kitty Horn appeared out of nowhere.
"Stay back! Stay back, bad glitches!" Ridley hollered as Horn attacked the Excarder-controlled George and Clara Rhone.
The Excarders then left George and Clara Rhone's bodies and were imprisoned by Ridley.
"Ridley! We knew you wouldn't let us down!" Miko hollered, hugging Ridley tight.
"Did the old hermit crab just send you?" Five asked.
"He made me a last-minute addition to your team." Ridley replied.
“Ow...my tummy...” George the Doorman groaned.
“What’s the matter, sonny?” Clara Rhone asked.
“The Excarders were enslaving you.” Ansi replied.
“Sorry we were forced to do this.” SpongeBob said.
“No problem. I’ve never felt so better than ever.” Clara Rhone commented.
“A little bit of fitness won’t kill ya, old lady.” Lynn said.
“We need the key to make sure this won’t happen again.” Saraline explained.
“Too late.” The Spy from Apartment 8I said, appearing alongside Masterson, Flowershirt and Brismal.
“The Spy!” Saraline hollered.
“Bad men in black!” Sid Chang hollered.
“Brismal! And he’s brought his friends!” Ansi hollered.
“Hello!” Flowershirt hollered.
“Et tu, Harvey Weinstein???!!!” Olly asked, freaking out.
“Looks like we’ve got new faces in the Wayne.” The Spy commented, glaring at SpongeBob, Rocko, Zim, GIR, Cosmo and Wanda.
“Another punt human agent in this puny place.” Zim hissed.
“My fairies are just first and foremost CGI holograms.” Timmy complained.
“You better not mistake me for Jack Frost, or else.” Danny hissed.
"Well, well, well. Your timing couldn't have been more top notch." Ollie smirked.
"What do you want, you witch?" Adelaide asked.
“Whatever. We have this key of yours.” Brismal commented, showing Ansi, Olly and Saraline’s combined key.
“Once we send it to Alzarax, he’ll take over the Wayne.” The Spy explained.
“Not if we can stop you!” Saraline hissed.
"You're no better than the Glitch Techs who abuse innocent glitches for petty reasons!" Ridley roared.
“Do you want some fancy shots? LJ’s gonna give y’all fancy shots in your faces!” Lynn hollered.
“We don’t need NO education, brah!!!” Luna roared.
"You literally sicken us!" Lori hollered.
"Beware the Chosub!" Pyper hollered.
“We’ll see about that!” Masterson hollered.
Suddenly, the team began fighting the evil foursome over the Wayne. The heroes were getting the upper hand.
“Go, Olly! Go, Olly!” Olly hollered, shaking his butt.
“Why you little...” Masterson growled.
"You want more? I'm going to bring you some more!" Miko roared.
Then, Clara Rhone and her niece Goodness, Leif Bornewell III, Wendell Wasserman and her sister Stacey, Dennis O’Bannon, Katherine Alice and Tony Stanza arrived to help Team Timbers.
“Clara Rhone! You’re fighting again?” Saraline asked.
“Consider this as thanks for saving me from the Excarders.” Clara Rhone replied.
“My family at the service of yours.” Goodness said.
“We’re here to help you guys save the Wayne once and for all.” Wendell explained.
“Those four need to pay for stealing my voice...” Katherine said.
“...and for ruining my last date!” Stacey hollered, clenching her spatulas.
“Okay, dudettes. Ready for our grand finale?” Luna asked.
“Yup.” Lana replied.
“No sweat. Lots of ways to make a big play.” Lynn said.
“It’s now or never!” Sid Chang hollered.
“The fate of the multiverse is in our hands.” Ronnie Anne said.
"Let's show them what are we made of!" Five hollered.
“Finally, I can settle this with the Brismal.” Tony concluded.
Luna picked up her guitar, Lynn picked up her baseball bat, Lana picked up her mud hose, Ronnie Anne picked up her magic crystals and Sid Chang picked up her swords. Miko and Ridley unleashed Ally and Horn into Brismal and the Spy.
"C'mon, Ally! Finish them off!" Miko hollered.
"Show them who's the boss!" Ridley hollered.
Suddenly, all heroes gave the villains their deserved comeuppance.
“Get your key back!” The Spy tossed the key to Ansi, Olly and Saraline.
“Prepare yourselves, as the final battle is imminent!” Brismal hollered.
The four baddies retreated.
“Hey, girls. You five have been awesome!” Lincoln hollered.
“Thanks, brah.” Luna said.
“You couldn’t have the better sisters.” Lynn commented.
“You’re the best dang brother we could have.” Lana said, hugging Lincoln.
“Thanks for not leaving us out, lame-o.” Ronnie Anne said.
“She’s right. This is truly family love.” Sid Chang said.
"What could our family be without our main butt monkey?" Luan asked, laughing.
"You ain't no man with a plan for nothing." Lisa commented.
"Linky!" Lily hollered.
"You're the greatest brother of all time." Lori smiled.
Lori, Luna, Lynn, Lana, Luan, Lisa, Lily, Ronnie Anne, Sid Chang and Adelaide all hugged Lincoln. Then, Julia Wiles arrived.
“Ansi! Olly! Thank goodness you’re back!” Julia hollered.
“Julia! Long time no see!” Ansi hollered.
“Out of all surroundings of our building, you just had to settle here!” Olly hollered.
“I just want to know about Alzarax everyone has been talking about.” Julia explained.
“He’s the Spy and Brismal’s puppet master.” Saraline said.
“We would like to help all of you.” Julia said.
“You won’t win this war without my charisma.” Dennis explained.
“You guys seriously need more help.” Leif commented.
“I’ll make sure nothing will be in vain.” Tony said.
“Well, consider ourselves ready to take on Alzarax and his army!” Saraline hollered.
“Thank you, children.” Clara Rhone said.
“You’re all welcome.” Olly said.
“You know, I think that due to many heroes we’ve got on our side, our army is now complete!” SpongeBob hollered.
“You’re right, SpongeBob!” Rocko hollered.
"Let's see how Alzarax will fare with the huge load of us!" Annie hollered.
"Absolutely!" Pony hollered.
"Alzarax, prepare yourself because your head will roll down!" Miko hollered.
"Your time is coming right now!" Five hollered.
"Let's tell the old hermit crab our latest triumph!" Wowski hollered.
Jimmy began to set the coordinates.
“Then, let’s meet back with the others in Volcano Island so we can track down Alzarax once and for all and think of a plan.” Jimmy explained.
"This is getting better than ever." Cleo agreed.
A portal has appeared. The team and their new allies went inside the portal, heading back to Volcano Island one last time. The portal closed afterwards. Elsewhere in an unknown subspace, a supernatural villain of mysterious origin has finally made his appearance.
“So, those good-for-nothing heroes have gathered all the keys?” Alzarax asked.
The Excarders have nodded their heads.
“Well then, they’re about to witness what’s coming up next for them.” Alzarax explained, devilishly smiling as any villain would.