The Loud House Encyclopedia
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The Loud House Encyclopedia

(It begins in the first day of Summer, Lincoln and Clyde are walking from the comic store to Clyde´s house with new Ace Savvy comic books.)

Lincoln: I can´t believe we got the new issue of Ace Savvy and One-Eye Jack!

Clyde: I know, Right? Dads, were home!

(Lincoln and Clyde runs into Clyde´s room and relaxes on some bean bagged chairs, reading their new comic books.)

Lincoln: Hey Clyde, do you think that Ace Savvy and One-Eye Jack are the only best super heroes every to live?

Clyde: Well between you and me, Ace Savvy and One-Eye Jack aren´t my ONLY favorite super heroes.

Lincoln: Really?

Clyde: Yeah. As you can see, I have a lot of poster of famous super heroes, such as Green Hammer, Metal Man, and Dr. Weird. Ooh, I can good on!

(Lincoln then notices a poster called ¨The Thunder Twins¨ with Max and Phoebe Thunderman in their super hero costumes.)

Lincoln: Hey Clyde, who are those two? (Lincoln points at the Thunder Twins poster)

Clyde: Oh, those are he Thunder Twins! The two greatest super heroes to ever live!

Lincoln: Really? Why so?

Clyde: Because they are REAL SUPER HEROES!!

Lincoln: (Jaw drops in shock) Wait, REAL super heroes? As in real-real? Like real super heroes with real super powers?!?

Clyde: Yep! They protect people in the City of Hiddenville, and I heard that their father is the mighty Thunderman!

Lincoln: Who´s he?

Clyde: The famous super hero who defended the people of Metroburg. The Thunder Twins fought a lot of bad guys and super villains, especially the one they call (raises his fist dramatically) Dark Mayhem!

Lincoln: Wow, Dark Mayhem. When you said it dramatic like that, it makes it sound so awesome.

Clyde: Dark Mayhem was the world's most powerful super villain in all of history! But then, the Thunder Twins joined together to take him down! (sign) Have you always wanted to be a super hero.

Lincoln: With super power? Sometimes. But, I don´t know if that will ever happened.

(Lincoln hears a car horn, looks out the window, showing it´s Lori in Vanzilla waving to him.)

Lincoln: Oh, that´s my ride! Later Clyde! (leaves Clyde´s room)

Clyde: Later Lincoln!

(Meanwhile, In Hiddenville, In the T-Force, a class of student super heroes are fighting holographic villains. Then, after training...)

Computer: Training complete.

Student 1: Yeah! We did!

Student 2: Gimme five!

(2 students high five. The entrance door was opening, revealing to be Max and Phoebe Thunderman.)

Phoebe: Great job students! You did great!

Max: Yep! And soon, after summer vacation, you will be able to become official super heroes just like us!

Student 3: Thanks Commander Thunderman!

(Bell rings.)

Phoebe: Ah, you know what that means...

Max: Summer Break!

Students: Awwww! (upset)

Max: Hey don´t worry. We´ll come back to training after Summer Break.

Students: Yaaaayyy! (happy then runs outside.)

(Max and Phoebe walks home at the front door.)

Phoebe: I´m so glad to be back home. We haven´t been home ever since we became the heads of the Z-Force. Do you think our parents and siblings will be existed to see us?

Max: Please, they can´t be that existed to see us.

(Phoebe opens the door and ever thing inside the house is dark. But when they turned on the lights...)

Hank, Barb, Nora, Billy, and Chloe: (pops out) SURPRISE!!!

(Max and Phoebe both are shocked with surprised faces)

Max: I stand corrected. (smiling)

Barb: Welcome back kids! (hugs Max and Phoebe, then they hug back.)

Phoebe: Thanks Mom. And Thank you guys.

Max: Honestly, I didn´t know you would do all this just for us.

Hank: Well, we haven´t see you for a very long time, so...

Nora: We made a party for your return for the summer.

Billy: We got food, party games, an out door pool. (points at the pool which happens to be inside)

Nora: Uh Billy, the pool is inside the house.

Billy: What´s the difference?

(Nora face palms.)

Chloe: (Cutely) And a DJ booth baby! (wearing sun glasses and standing behind the DJ booth)

Phoebe: Thanks you guys. This will be the best Summer Break ever!

Thunder Monitor: (Beep, Beep) Alert, Alert. Incoming message for Super President Kickbutt.

Hank: President Kickbutt? (nervous) Oh no, Barb, is today her Birthday? Because I must of forgot while we were doing this party!

Barb: No Hank, her Birthday is next month.

Hank: Oh, well, that´s a relief. Well, then why is she calling us right now?

(President Kickbutt shows up on the Thunder Monitor.)

President Kickbutt: Thundermans, I´m afraid I have some good new and some bad news. I´ll start with the bad news.

Max: (whispers to Phoebe) Like Always. (both laughs)

President Kickbutt: The bad news is that... Dark Mayhem has escaped.

Thunderman Family: (Shock) WHAT?!?!

Phoebe: Dark Mayhem escaped?!? He´s not coming here to try to steal our powers again, is he?

Chloe: (sadly) I don´t want to loose my pawers. (hugs Barb)

President Kickbutt: Actually, here´s the good news. He not coming here. We located him some where in a small town called Royal Woods, Michigan.

Max: Royal Woods, Michigan? Why would he be hiding there?

Billy: Maybe the Queen lives there and he plans to steal her kingdom!

(The Thundermans face palms.)

Phoebe: Really Billy?

Billy: (confuse) What?

President Kickbutt: Anyway, I want you, Max and Phoebe, to go to Royal Woods, find Dark Mayhem, and bring him back.

Phoebe: But, we just got back to our family. We can´t just leave them.

Max: Yeah. Besides, what if Dark Mayhem does come here?

President Kickbutt: Don´t worry. The T-Force will keep an eye on your family in case of a villain invasion. Good luck Thunder Twins. The world´s counting on you two. Super President Kickbutt: OUT! (Thunder Monitor turns off)

Phoebe: (disappointed) Sorry guys. Looks like we have to leave again.

Barb: Hey don´t worry. We´ll be waiting for you. And besides, you´ll be back after your mission. It´s not like it will take forever.

Hank: Your Mom´s right kids. Cause right now, you must go to Royal Woods and stop Dark Mayhem and his evil plan. (to himself) What ever it is.

Max: Alright. Let´s do this! Chloe, you know what to do?

Chloe: Take your place for the DJ booth?

Max: Wait, I was going to... (focusing) No. Teleport us to Royal Woods.

Hank: (carrying Max´s backpack) Before you two go, Max, don´t forget your backpack. It´s got the weapons you need to defeat Dark Mayhem. (gives Max him backpack)

Max: Thanks Dad. (hugs Hank)

Phoebe: Alright Chloe. We´re ready.

Chloe: Let´s do this baby!

(Chloe teleports Max and Phoebe. The title card shows up saying ¨The Thunder Louds¨ by Jed Spingarn and Chris Savino. After the title card, Phoebe, Max, and Chloe arrives in front of the Welcome To Royal Woods sign.)

Chloe: See you later.(teleports herself back home)

Phoebe: Okay, we need to put on our normal disguises, blend in like normal people, find Dark Mayhem´s hideout, do our duty, capture Dark Mayhem, wait for the T-Force, and then we go back home and enjoy the party. Got it Max?

Max: Yep, (sarcastically) except you lost me at ¨Okay¨. (laughing)

Phoebe: Max!

Max: What? Just joking around.

Phoebe: Come on, let´s go. (both walks into Royal Woods) Cause who knows what Dark Mayhem has in plan.

(We now go to an abandoned bowling ally, where the villains are hiding in. Inside, we see King Crab, Candi Falconman, Professor Meteor, Fairy Pinch-ess, and Strongdor. Then we dramatically see Dark Mayhem throwing darts at a news paper picture of the Thunder Twins.)

Dark Mayhem: Strongdor, retrieve my darts! King Crab, bring me my tea!

King Crab: When you freed us, we didn´t asked to be your slaves.

Candi Falconman: Yeah. We´re villains and here we are retrieving your darts and serving you tea. So not sweet!

Professor Meteor: And I would rather hide in the Happy Fun Burger instead of this junk yard. What happened to that place anyway?

Dark Mayhem: (talks angrily) What do you think happened?!

(Dark Mayhem throws a hand full of darts straight fast. King Crab and Professor ducks from the darts, which hit the faces on the news paper picture of the Thunder Twins.)

Dark Mayhem: When Max betrayed the evil side, and joined forcus with Thunder Girl, they had me arrested, then the Z-Force confiscated our hideout and all my assets.

Strongdor: Strongdor had his asset taken too!

Dark Mayhem: But after we pull off the greatest crime in Michigan, we villains will be back on top again!

Strongdor: Strongdor thought you said you be on top!

Dark Mayhem: Well, that was before I came up with breaking you guys out. We all are going on top because we will be joining forces together. Every each of you villain all had delt with the Thundermans before. So, I broke all of you out in case if the Thundermans come looking for us here, we can destroy them together.

Fairy Pinch-ess: I like it! So, what evil plan are we going to do?

Dark Mayhem: We are going to destroy Royal Woods and the rest of Michigan, and then, Today Michigan, tomorrow the whole world! (evily laughs)

Professor Meteor: Wait. How are we going to destroy Royal Woods? That´s impossible.

Fairy Pinch-ess: Besides, you lost your power to the Thunder Twins, remember?

Dark Mayhem: That´s why I had us hidding in here. So, the twins won´t find us and stop us from completing our evil plan! 

King Crab: (to Strongdor) That really is clever.

Strongdor: Strongdor agrees with freaky crab guy!

(The Son of Scalestro shows up.)

Son of Scalestro: Bosssss! The Thunder Twinssssss are here!

Dark Mayhem: What?! Well that´s just great. Where are they?

Son of Scalestro: At Lynn´sssssss Table!

Dark Mayhem: Professor Meteor, go over there and cause mayhem (evil laughs.)

(Meanwhile, at Lynn´s Table...)

Phoebe: Okay, we´ll hang out here until we come up away to find Dark Mayhem.

Grant: (on roller skates) Hello. Welcome to Lynn´s Table. May I show your seat.

Max: Yes. Two please.

Grant: Right this way. (Grant roller skates to table 4, and pours them some water and gives them their menus) Anything else I can get you.

Max: Yes. We´ll have two of the... Lu-Caesar Salad?

Grant: Oh yeah, the owner named some of the dishes after his family.

Phoebe: Aw, that´s really sweet, (whisperers to Max) and a little weird too.

Grant: Alright, two Lu-Caesar Salads coming right up! (roller skates to the kitchen)

(Inside the kitchen, we see Lynn Sr. at the cooking table. Grant shows up.)

Grant: Lynn, we need two Lu-Caesar Salads for table 4.

Lynn Sr.: Two Lu-Caesar Salads coming up.(cutting up vegetables)

(Lincoln and Clyde shows up from the back kitchen door.)

Lincoln: Hi Dad.

Lynn Sr.: Hey Son. Hey Clyde.

Lincoln: How´s the restaurant going?

Lynn Sr.: Oh, it´s doing great son. Today, I just got two customers.

Lincoln: That´s great. And since we´re here, we would like to order the Luan-chovy pizza.

Lynn Sr.: You got it son.

(Meanwhile, at table 4...)

Phoebe: I´m kinda worry Max. What if Dark Mayhem tricked us into thinking he´s here and he´s planning to steal our families powers?

Max: Don´t worry Phoebe. Even if he did, he can´t take our families powers because I brought this.

(Max opens his backpack and then Dr. Colosso pops out.)

Dr. Colosso: Hello Michigan!

Max: (surprise) What the... Colosso! Why were you hiding in my backpack?

Dr. Colosso: I wanted to see you fight Dark Mayhem. Also, I wanted to avoid Chloe. She said something about dressing me up as a ballerina. (yesh in discuss)

Max: Please tell me you didn´t take out the orb.

Dr. Colosso: Nope! I have it right here. (tosses Max the orb)

Phoebe: Is that the power orb?

Max: Yep! Now, Dark Mayhem can´t get his hands on it.

Phoebe: But what if he IS here? He could get his hands on the orb.

Max: (looks at the orb) I did NOT think this through.

(Lincoln and Clyde passes by Max and Phoebe´s table and sits down on a table across them. When Clyde saw them, he thought they look familiar.)

Clyde: Hey Lincoln. I don´t want to be nosy, but do those two look familiar to you?

(Lincoln takes a look at Max and Phoebe, but they didn´t look familiar to him.)

Lincoln: No, not really. Why?

Clyde: Cause they remind me of something, I just can´t put my finger on it.

(But then, Professor Meteor shows up.)

Professor Meteor: Alright, nobody move! For I will destroy this place!

(Professor Meteor uses his magnet powers to pick up a fire hydrant and throws it at a table. Lincoln and Clyde screams and hides under a table.)

Phoebe: Max, it´s Professor Meteor! We have to stop him!

Max: Quick! Let´s go somewhere to change into our costumes!

(Phoebe and Max runs into the rest rooms. Clyde see them go in and after they came out and in their costumes, he gasped in shock.)

Lincoln: Clyde, are you okay?

Clyde: (surprise) Lincoln, look! It´s the Thunder Twins! The real super heroes I told you about!

Lincoln: Wait, really?!

Professor Meteor: (Angrily) Where are you Thunder Twins!?! There´s no use into hiding!!!

Phoebe: Stop right there Professor Meteor! (Phoebe and Max shows up behind Meteor)

Professor Meteor: Ah, There you two are. (Turns around) And just in time! (He tries to throw a metal TV at them but they quickly duck)

Phoebe: Max, try to use the orb on Professor Meteor!

(Max quickly grabs the orb and aims it in front of Professor Meteor.)

Max: Make one more move, and I will take your powers Professor Meteor!

(The Professor quickly knocks the orb out of his hand with his powers. It hits to the floor, got a big dent, and it rolls in front of Lincoln and Clyde.)

Lincoln and Clyde: (gasp)

Max: (worry) Uh-oh.

(Professor Meteor tries to hit Max with a metal bar, but Phoebe uses telekinesis to lift a metal plate and shoots it at Meteor´s magnet head.)

Professor Meteor: (in pain) Ow! Oh, your going to pay for that Thunder Girl! (trying to throw metal at Phoebe)

Phoebe: (shouting) Max, hurry! Find the orb! (uses freeze breath to make a shield to block the metal)

Max: (shouting on the floor searching) I´m trying! I just can´t find it!

Clyde: Lincoln, they need that ball! But how are we going to bring it to them!?

(Lincoln see´s the orb.)

Lincoln: I got an idea! (gets up from the table)

Clyde: Lincoln, what are you doing!?

(Lincoln grabs the orb.)

Lincoln: Thunder Boy, catch!

(Lincoln throws the orb to Max and he catches it.)

Max: Thanks kid! (When Professor Meteor isn´t paying attention to Max...) Say goodbye to you powers Professor!

(Max hits Professor Meteor with the orb and takes his magnet powers. All the flying metal falls to the ground.)

Orb: ¨I love you very much!¨

Professor Meteor: Uh-oh. Well, I´m out of here! (Tries to run off)

Phoebe: Oh no you don´t!

(Phoebe quickly use her freeze breath powers on the Professor. Max uses heat breath to un-freeze Meteor´s head.)

Max: Alright Meteor, tell us! Did Dark Mayhem sent you? What´s his plan?

Professor Meteor: I won´t tell his plan, but yes, he did sent me. And it´s not just Dark Mayhem, it´s every villain you have faced before! (evilly laugh)

(The police comes and takes Professor Meteor away. Max is having a conversation with Lynn about the attack, and Clyde walks up the Lincoln.)

Clyde: Lincoln, what you did was amazing!

Lincoln: Thanks Clyde.

Phoebe: (puts her hand on Lincoln´s shoulder) It was more than amazing kid. (Lincoln looks up at Phoebe) It was heroic.

Lincoln: You really think I did good?

Max: Good? Kid, what you did was brave, like a real hero.

Phoebe: What´s your name kid?

Lincoln: Lincoln. Lincoln Loud.

Phoebe: Nice to meet you Lincoln Loud. You know, we´re not supost to tell you are secrets, but can you promise to keep a secret?

Lincoln: (stutters a bit) of-of-of cores I can.

Max: In that case, my name is Max Thunderman.

Phoebe: And my name is Phoebe Thunderman.

Lincoln: Nice to meet you guys. But, why are telling your secret identities?

Phoebe: (walks in front of Lincoln) Because after what you did to help Max, you seemed like a kid we can count on.

Max: (walks in front of Lincoln) Yeah. If it wasn´t for you, we could if never stopped and captured Professor Meteor.

Lincoln: Well, I was just trying to do the right thing to help.

Phoebe: Great attitude. That´s what being a super hero is also about.

Max: So, know that we know about Dark Mayhem´s secret villain team, we mit have a chance to stop him. Lincoln, for helping us, how would you like to help us find Dark Mayhem and (cracks his knuckles) stop him before it´s too late?

Lincoln: (nervous) Umm...

Clyde: Lincoln, say yes. You would be helping out with real super heroes! (smiling)

Lincoln: Well...mm....(smiling) Okay! I´ll help!

Max: Excellent! With you on our side, nothing can stop us. Not even Dark Mayhem!

Phoebe: Only problem is that we need a place to hide out so the villains won´t find us.

Lincoln: I know. you can hang in my house. It maybe crowded, but it a perfect place to hide.

(Phoebe and Max lookstot each other and both a them agree.)

Phoebe: Sounds good. But we mit want to change out of our costumes. We don´t want anyone at your home to see us as super heroes.

Max: Well Lincoln, lead the way.

(Lincoln leads Phoebe and Max to his home. Then, Colosso pops out of Max´s bag.)

Dr. Colosso: (confused) Your Seriously letting that beaver boy help us stop Dark Mayhem!?

Max: That Boy is to become a new super hero. (pushes Colosso´s head back in the bag)

(Meanwhile, in the abandoned bowling ally, Dark Mayhem is watching the news on the TV.)

Katherine Mulligan: Katherine Mulligan coming to you live where we were reported of a restaurant attack of magnet-headed freak. Until three heroes came in and saved the day.

(Dark Mayhem tells King Crab to turn off the TV and gets into stress.)

Dark Mayhem: (angrily) Oh, the curse on those Thunder Twins! Because of them, we lost a member of our villain team!

Fairy Pinch-ess: (super angry) I want to crush them so bad!! Like This!!! (snaps a bowling pin in half with her huge, left, pinching hand)

Dark Mayhem: We´ll find away somehow. (suddenly just realized) Wait! (quickly turns around) Did she said ¨three¨? (points at the TV) Turn that back on!

(King Crab quickly turns on the TV and Dark Mayhem see´s Lincoln in the picture.)

Son of Scalestro: Who issssss that kid?

Candi Falconman: I don´t know, but he does look sweet. (crosses her arms) And I don´t like that kind of sweet.

Dark Mayhem: Well, it looks like Max and Thunder Girl have found a sidekick. But that little runt is no mach against all of us. This whole thing will a piece of devil´s food cake! (evily laughs out loud)

(Meanwhile in the Loud House, the Thunder Twins are on the couch, trying to fix the dent on the orb.)

Max: (to Lincoln) So, you live with 10 sisters and you like it that way?

Lincoln: Yep. It´s pretty much how I like my life.

Max: And I thought my house was full of girls.

(Phoebe is sitting next to Max with her arms cross.)

Max: Oh! No offence Phoebe.

Phoebe: I´ll let it go for now.

(Lana comes in with a beetle in her hand.)

Lana: Hey Lincoln. Take a look of the new friend I made. I named him Bernie cause I found him in my mac. (moves her eyebrows up and down)

Lincoln: That´s cute Lana. (Lana left smiling at Bernie)

Phoebe: That was one of your sisters, right?

Lincoln: Yeah, that´s Lana.

Max: (getting the last dent out) And...All....Most....There! The orb is fixed. Now we have enough room to take all the other villain´s powers. We already got Dark Mayhem´s powers and Professor Meteor´s powers, so we should be ALMOST done with our mission.

Phoebe: Now, let´s talk about you Lincoln.

Lincoln: Why me?

Max: If we´re going to have you as our partner, we need to give you some training. Oh, and a sweet super hero costume!

Lincoln: Okay, but you know I´m just a normal kid, right?

Max: Not any more you won´t be. Soon, you will become a super hero like us.

Phoebe: Come on, Let´s get training started. (Phoebe grabs Lincoln´s hand and runs out to the backyard.)

(Dr. Colosso jumps out of the bag and lands on the floor.)

Dr. Colosso: (gasps for air) Finally, I´m out of that bag! It was starting to get ripped in there.

(Lana shows up and grabs Colosso.)

Lana: Hey there little guy. What´s your name?

Dr. Colosso: (trying to break free) Let me go you crazy kid!

Lana: (gasp) You can talk?!? That is so Awesome! (runs upstairs with Dr. Colosso) Hops! Bernie! Your not gonna believe this!

Dr. Colosso: (looks startle) Oh, bunny droppings!

(After training, Lincoln´s is given a cool, blue super hero suit with a ¨TL¨ symbol, a orange eye mask, a gadget backpack, and green underwear on the outside of his pants.)

Lincoln: (Woudering) What does the TL stand for?

Phoebe: Thunder Loud. It´s your super hero name.

Lincoln: (appreciated) Ooo, I like it.

Max: Now, Lincoln, this suit is also a disguise transformer. It can disguise you into to anyone, or anything you want. You will disguise yourself as one of the villains, so you can find the villain´s lair and find out what their secret plan is. (just realizing) Oh, yeah, I almost forgot, don´t get you suit wet. Any type of liquid can deactivate the suit´s transformation.

Lincoln: Got it Max.

Phoebe: So, Lincoln, the suit and backpack are both voice activated. Well, ever thing is voice activated these days.

Lincoln: So, if I say, ¨Disguise me as Max Thunderman¨...

Computer Suit: Voice recognized. Disguise activated.

(Lincoln is disguised as Max Thunderman. Lincoln got shocked and amazed.)

Lincoln: Whoa!! Awesome!!

Max: (takes a close look at Lincoln´s disguise) Nice. I know it´s just a disguise, but it looks so handsome.

Phoebe: (joking) Are you talking about yourself or Lincoln?

(Both Lincoln and Phoebe laughed, while Max just glared at Phoebe)

Lincoln: Hey computer, disguise me as Ace Savvy!

Computer Suit: Disguise activated. (Lincoln is disguise as Ace Savvy)

Lincoln: Check it out! I got yellow hair. Disguise me as a vampire!

Computer Suit: Disguise activated. (Lincoln is disguise as a vampire)

Lincoln: Ha, ha, ha. I´ve come to suck your blood! Blah, Blah, Blah!

(Max face palms and Phoebe crosses her arms.)

Phoebe: I don´t really think vampires say ¨Blah, blah, blah!¨.

Lincoln: Now disguise my as a...

Phoebe: Lincoln! (Lincoln stops) focus please. Now, do you remember the plan?

Lincoln: Disguise myself as one of those super villains.

Max: And lead the directions to us. We´ll be communicating with you with the bud installed  on your backpack.

Phoebe: You ready Lincoln?

(Lincoln nods with a serious face in agreement. Both walks inside the house, Max grabs his bag.)

Max: Wait. Where´s Colosso?

(Inside Lana and Lola´s room...)

Lana: So, you were human at first, but you were turned into a rabbit?

Dr. Colosso: (sitting in one of Lola´s chairs) Yes, that´s pretty much it. (laughing) And I´m gonna honest, I feel bad for your brother! (laughing)

Lola: (confuse) Why is that?

Dr. Colosso: No resin.

(Meanwhile in Royal Wood, Lincoln is at the abandon apartment area looking nervous.)

Max (on hearing bud): Lincoln, I think we´ve found the villain´s hideout! Over.

Lincoln: Really, how? Over.

Phoebe (on hearing bub): Well, your mask has a heat vision camera above it. It can detect body heat. But only we can see it on our laptop. Over.

Lincoln: Okay. So, where are they? Over.

Max: We detect body heat inside that abandon bowling ally. Over.

(Lincoln starts to sweat a bit. Phoebe and Max notices it.)

Phoebe: (sweetly) Lincoln, are you okay? You look nervous.

Lincoln: I´m just worried. I mean, what if I mess things up?

Phoebe: Aw, don´t worry Lincoln. We know you won´t mess up. Cause we´ll always be here for you.

Lincoln: Thanks you guys. (looked around) Hey, where are you guys any way?

Max: Oh, we´re at the construction site, but don´t worry. We´re still here for you. Now, disguise yourself as Professor Meteor.

Lincoln: Didn´t he get arrested?

Max: Just pretend to be him and say you´ve escaped!

Lincoln: Got it. Computer, disguise me as Professor Meteor.

Computer Suit: Disguise activated. (Lincoln is disguise as Professor Meteor and heads to the front door of the  villain´s hideout)

(Lincoln knocks at the door still in disguise. Lincoln can here someone coming to the door.)

Max: Here we go.

(The door opens, revealing to be Strongdor.)

Strongdor: Strongdor isn´t buying what you sell.

Lincoln(as Professor Meteor): Strong-dor, it´s me, Lin--Professor Meteor.

Strongdor: Strongdor thought Meteor got jailed.

Lincoln(as Meteor): I´d... escaped. But I lost my power to the Thunder Twins.

(Strongdor let´s Lincoln inside and closes the door behind him.)

Phoebe(on hearing bud): Your doing great Lincoln. Keep up the good work.

(Inside the main room, Dark Mayhem and Fairy Pinch-ess are planning a blue print of the plan. Strongdor shows up with Lincoln still in disguise as Professor Meteor.)

Strongdor: Boss! Meteor back!

Dark Mayhem: Ah, Professor. I see you´ve escaped so easily.

Lincoln(as Meteor): Uh..Yeah. Even if the Thunder Twins stole my powers, I am still my evi...

Dark Mayhem: (interrups) You lost your powers too!?! (growns) Those Thunder Twins will pay! Once we get our plan into action, the Thunder Twins will be destroyed! Along with everyone in Royal Woods!

Lincoln(as Meteor): Wait, what was the plan...again?

Dark Mayhem: You see, I had King Crab and Scalestor´s son to go to the Mayor´s house to place a secret device that will activate in.... (speaks in shock) 10 hours!?! (angrily) Who was the time setter!?!

Strongdor: Strongedor was.

Dark Mayhem: Oh right. Why did I chose you again? Any way, the secret device is a atomic bomb. Once time runs out, (sophisticated) which will take a long time, (shows the blue prints which shows the plan) the bomb will set off a hugh explosion, it´ll whip out the entire city of Royal Woods. There will be no one left alive by then! (Mayhem, Fairy Pinch-ess and Strongdor laughs evilly) Evil Always Wins! (continues to laugh)

(At the construction site...)

Lincoln(on hearing bud): Max, Phoebe, Dark Mayhem is planing to...

Max: (interrups) We know! We heard! Phoebe is looking up where the villains are placing the bomb at the Mayors house, so we can stop it from happening.

Phoebe: (sarcastically) Even if we don´t have a lot of time left!

Max: (serious) This is no time for sarcasm or jokes Phoebe! We need to focus! Now, where´s that bomb?

Phoebe: (surprise) Wow! Where did this new Max come from? (Phoebe locates the bomb on her labtop) (gasp) Max,  it´s on the roof of the Mayor´s office house! (notices the Max is missing) Max?

Max: (runs off to the Mayor´s office house) You keep an eye on Lincoln, I´ll take care of that bomb! (grabs a pair of roller skates to move faster)

(Meanwhile, back at the Loud house in the living room with all the sisters, Lana dumps a bunch of brown vegetables in Colosso´s bowl.)

Dr. Colosso: Yuck! You expect me to eat this slop!?! These veggies look like they came strait from the compost!

Lana: Exactly. That´s where I found them! (smiling)

Lori: Lana, where did you even get a talking rabbit? That´s literally amazing.

Lana: I saw him pop out of that backpack over there. (Lana points at the backpack Luna´s sitting next to)

Luna: You mean this bag, bra?

Lana: Yeah, that one.

Dr. Colosso: Hey, put that down. It´s not yours!

Luna: Sorry dude. (puts the bag down)

Leni: (confuse) Wait. I thought animals can´t really talk.

Dr. Colosso: I told you before, I was a human but got turned into one.

Lisa: We´ll be sure about that. (holds a small thermometer) I´m gonna have to do a test just to be sure.

Dr. Colosso: (angrily) If you put that right up my butt, I will bite you hard!

Lisa: (puts the thermometer down) Noted.

Luna: Yikes dude. You treat us like strangers.

Dr. Colosso: That´s because you guys are stranger! I don´t even know you all. (signs) I wounder how Max and Phoebe are doing.

(Meanwhile...)

Max: There it is!

(Max reached the Mayor´s office house and see´s King Crab and Scalestor´s son on the roof! Max jumps on to the roof and tries to attack them, but he got his legs tied up by Candi on a helicopter.)

King Crab: (looked down on him) Ha, ha! We knew you would stop by! Take him away Candi!

(Candi grabs the end of the rope and flys off in her helicopter and leaves Max hanging up-side-down by legs.)

(Meanwhile back at the construction site, Phoebe is sitting down, keeping an eye on Lincoln. Then, she sees Max hanging up-side-down on a helicopter.)

Phoebe: (gasp) Max?! (talks to Lincoln on hearing bud) Lincoln! Aboard the mission! They got Max! Get out of there right now before...(then, the real Professor Meteor shows up behind Phoebe)

Professor Meteor: (evilly) Oh, your not going any where!

(Back at the villain´s hideout, Lincoln tries to leave, but he accidentally spills water on his suit and it starts glitching. Dark Mayhem, Fairy Pinch-ess and Strongdor notice it and Lincoln turns himself back into his true form.)

Dark Mayhem: (angrily) It´s the Thunder Twins´ sidekick!

Lincoln: Bye! (Lincoln runs off quick)

Dark Mayhem: Don´t let him get away!

(Strongdor and Fairy Pinch-ess chases Lincoln and he manages to escape. Lincoln tries to call for Phoebe, but she hasn´t responded because she got captured.)

Lincoln: (worried) Oh, What do I do, what do I do, what do I do!?!

(Then Lincoln has a idea. He grabs his phone and calls for his sisters. Back in the Loud House, Lori is in her room and her phone´s ringing. Lori answers it.)

Lori: Lincoln, this literally better be important.

Lincoln: (panics) Lori, I need your help! I´m being chased!

Lori: (Shock) What?!

Dr. Colosso: (pops out in Lori´s room) Ha! Told you so!

Lori: (concern) Wait. Lincoln, where are you?

Lincoln: (scared) At the abandoned bowling ally. Please be there!

Dark Mayhem: (angrily) There he is! Get him!

(Dark Mayhem and Strongdor grabs Lincoln.)

Lincoln: Let me go! Help!

Lori: (worry) Lincoln? Lincoln!?!

(The phone call drops. Lori drops her phone and looks shock.)

Lori: (yells) Girls, sibling emergence! (grabs Colosso) Don´t worry Lincoln! We´ll be right there!

(Meanwhile, Strongdor and King Crab carrys Lincoln who is tied up and they throw him in the back of Dark Mayhem´s van next to tied up Max and Phoebe.)

Lincoln: (scared) Let us go!

Dark Mayhem: We´re gonna take you both to our other secret hideout. It´s gonna be a long ride, so be sure to get some... sweet dreams. (laughed and closes the doors)

(Inside the van, sleeping gas is release and puts both Max, Phoebe, and Lincoln to sleep. When Lincoln wakes up, he has his hands tied together, hanging above a fire pit. He see´s Max and Phoebe tied together on a log made of power-tantum: the only element that super heroes can´t break through.)

Lincoln: (shock) Phoebe! Max! Where are we?

Phoebe: We´re in the villain´s second hideout! The old mill of Royal Woods!

(We see outside the old mill at night.)

Lincoln: (depress) Oh man, this is all my fault.

Max: Don´t blame yourself Lincoln! In fact, I was the first one to be caught first!

Phoebe: We don´t need a story to know what happened. (Max glares at Phoebe)

Lincoln: (depress) No. It´s my fault because I thought I could become a super hero like you guys. But I´m not. Why did you guys wanted me in this mission anyway?

Max: Because of what happened at your Dad´s restaurant. What you did was brave. When we almost couldn´t take down Professor Meteor, you came in and helped us.

Phoebe: So, we thought you would be brave enough to fight Dark Mayhem and the other villains. And even if your not, we still would be there for you. (both smile)

(Lincoln lightly smiles at them. Then, King Crab and Professor Meteor come in.)

King Crab: Good. Your all up.

Professor Meteor: And just in time too.

King Crab: Dark Mayhem wanted you witness your doom and the destruction of Royal Wood. (looking at his watch) In about 5 hours. And counting.

Professor Meteor: Actually, while thoose three (prefuring to Max, Phoebe and Lincoln) took a long nap, Dark Mayhem and I came up with a back up plan.

Max: Back up plan? What back up plan?

(Professor Meteor turns on a monitor, showing the abandoned bowling ally.)

Professor Meteor: We made another bomb in our old hideout. (glares at Lincoln) Because you revealed it to the Thunder Twins! Any way, the bomb will explode in 1 hour.

(The monitor then shows Vanzilla parking in front of the bowling ally. Lori, Leni who is carrying Lily, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lucy, and Lisa come out and starts searching for Lincoln.)

Lincoln: (gasp) Oh, no! My sisters!

King Crab: Well, it looks like we have our first test subjects to be destroyed by the bomb! (evil laugh)

(Lincoln glares at King Crab and Professor Meteor.)

Professor Meteor: Oh well! Kids today, gone tomorrow! (both laugh)

Lincoln: (angrily) That´s it! Computer!

Computer Backpack: Yes Lincoln.

Lincoln: Activate water sprinkler!

Computer Backpack: Request activated.

(The sprinkler activates and sprays water every where. It took out the fire above him.)

Max: Nice thinking Lincoln!

Lincoln: Now activate scissors and cut my rope!

Computer backpack: Request activated.

(The scissors cuts Lincoln loose and sets him free. Then, Lincoln frees Max and Phoebe loose and they both got right up. Dark Mayhem, the Son of Scalestor, Candi Falconman, Strongdor, and Fairy Pinch-ess shows up.)

Dark Mayhem: What´s going on here?!?

Fairly Pinch-ess: The twins have escaped!

Phoebe: (serious) The jig is up, Dark Mayhem!

Max: You are all under arrest for prison escape, illegal bomb making, kidnapping, attempting to destroy Royal Woods and general all around evil!

Dark Mayhem: The jig is not up Max! Because the bomb has just about 30 minutes left. And we will be leaving out of Royal Woods before the bomb explodes!

Candi Falconman: Everyone, in the van! Quick!

(All villains runs into the van quick, and drives away.)

Phoebe: Max, you go after them. Lincoln and I will go to stop that bomb.

Max: Good call Phoebe. Good luck!

(Max leaves with his jet pack and Phoebe and Lincoln does the same and are heading to the bowling ally. As the van is speeding, Candi is at the wheel and Professor Meteor pulls out a periscope. Meteor spots Max on his jet pack chasing them.)

Professor Meteor: (alert) Dark Mayhem, it´s Max!

Dark Mayhem: (growns) Not again! Candi, activate the smoke screen!

(Candi activates the smoke screen and almost blinds Max from loosing the van. Max almost hit a tree and lands on top of the van.)

Professor Meteor: (paranoid) He´s on the roof!

King Crab: On the roof?

Dark Mayhem: (shouts) Candi, get him off the van!

Candi Falconman: (drives in zig-zags) Eat some of this, Thunderman! (laughs)

(Max doesn´t let go. He just holds on and burns through the roof.)

Max: (serious) Dark Mayhem! Stop that vehicle and come out with you hands up!

Dark Mayhem: Sorry Max, but I´m afraid that won´t be happening! (to King Crab) Crab?

(King Crab uses him crab claw and snaps the periscope in half, Max falls off, and hits a stop sign.)

Max: Ow! Where did that even come from?

(Meanwhile, Phoebe and Lincoln makes it to the bowling ally and his sisters runs to him.)

Luan: Lincoln! (hugged Lincoln) Where were you?

Lori: And what are you even wearing? (talking about his super hero costume)

Lincoln: Never mine that! We need to find that bomb before it´s too late!

Lucy: Bomb? What Bomb?

Phoebe: (rushing) No time! Just find something with a timer or something that beeps!

(Lincoln, the sisters, and Phoebe searches the bowling ally for that bomb. Meanwhile, Max is still chasing the villain´s van.)

Max: This is getting so annoying! (just realized) Wait. I have freeze breath.

(Max uses his freeze breath to freeze one the tires of the van. And the van slips on it´s side and crashes into the cement mixer. Cement spills on to the van and Dark Mayhem manages to leave the van. Max grabs a long lasso and throws it on Dark Mayhem.)

Dark Mayhem: (angrily) What are you doing?!?!

Max: (trying to pull the rope back) Did you really think I was going to let you get away with this Dark Mayhem!?

Dark Mayhem: Come on Max! You can´t stop me or evil! Evil always wins! You mit as well join us again! We could take over the world together!

Max: Never! When Max Thunderman gives something up, it´s for good! (thinks for a bit about something) Well, except for sweets. I still can´t resist sweets.

(Max notices a loose traffic light and uses his telekinesis to drop the light on Dark Mayhem´s head.)

Dark Mayhem: (unconscious) Mommy always said I was a good boy! (falls on his face)

(Meanwhile, Lincoln, his sisters, and Phoebe are still looking for that bomb.)

Phoebe: Find anything?

Lincoln: Nope!

Lori: Literally nothing!

Lynn Jr.: Nothing but bowling balls!

Lola: And bowling jerseys!

Luna: And bowling shoes!

Dr. Colosso: And bowling pins!

Leni: And this strange, broken clock. It´s looks like it´s set backwards. (holding the bomb)

Lincoln: (excited) Leni, that´s the bomb! (grabs it and gives it to Phoebe)

Phoebe: We only have 10 minutes left. We got to deactivate this now!

Luan: Who planted a bomb here any way?

(Max shows up with Dark Mayhem tied up and on the floor.)

Dark Mayhem: My bomb! (angrily) How did you get a hold of it!?!

Lori: This is your bomb!?

Max: (pulls Dark Mayhem by his robe) Tell us how to turn it off Mayhem!

Dark Mayhem: Are you guys idiots? It´s a password code. Ever thing is a password code these days.

Phoebe: Well tell us the password or I´ll freeze you!

Dark Mayhem: I´m not the one who did the password, The others did. You can go ask them. (sarcastic) Oh, wait, you can´t. Because their stuck inside the van in cement! Who´s the losers now, huh?

(Phoebe freezes Dark Mayhem into a frozen statue)

Max: You just read my mind.

Lincoln: What could the password be?

Max: Try something like ¨Viva la evil¨.

(Phoebe types in Viva la evil.)

Bomb: Invalid code.

Max: Dang it!

Phoebe: It must be some kind of new secret password.

Lynn Jr.: So, let´s just destroy it! (takes a bowling pin attempting to smash it)

Everyone(except Lynn Jr.): NO!!!

Lola: Then it could blow up any way!

Lisa: (scratching her head) Let´s see. What kind of password could a super villain even use?

(Max just snapped his fingers)

Max: I got it! (lost it) Aaaaannd I just lost it. I guess that´s what I get for being a former villain.

(Lincoln then realize something.)

Lincoln: Wait, wait, wait! I got it! (grabs the bomb) Let´s try...(typing)...Evil-Always-Wins.(enters the code in)

Bomb: Bomb deactivated.

Lincoln: Not always Dark Mayhem!

(Louds and Thundermans cheers and lifts Lincoln off the ground in tosses him in the air.)

Dr. Colosso: (pops out) I SURRENDER! (everyone looks at Colosso in a strange way) Oh, I mean, we did it! Hooray! (goes back into Max´s bag)

(During sunrise, the Z-Force carrys frozen Dark Mayhem, and the other super villains into their Z-Force plane. As the rest of the Loud sisters waits for Lincoln in Vanzilla, Max and Phoebe are both having a talk with Lincoln before they leave.)

Lincoln: Do you guys really have to leave so soon? I thought we could do something fun together.

Max: We love to stay, but we have some other ¨business¨ to attempt to.

(Lincoln crosses his arms and smile.)

Lincoln: Something tells me your talking about family time. Right?

Max: Oh, so you do what are business is.

Phoebe: (keels down to Lincoln) Well, look on the bright side Lincoln. We could use you as another member of the Z-Force.

Lincoln: But I´ve told you guys before, I´m not a real super hero like you guys.

Max: (keels down to Lincoln) We know. But super hero or not, your still the bravest and smartest kid we´ve ever met. And we would love to have you in the Z-Force.

Lincoln: Thanks, that would be nice. (looks back at his sisters and smiles) But, to be honest, I can´t accept. I mean, as much how fun it was helping you guys, this is my home.

Phoebe: That´s okay. We understand. But don´t worry, we´ll visit your family again someday.

Max: And if there´s anything we can do for you, you let us know and we´ll be there. 

Lincoln: (smiling) Thank you guy.

(Lincoln, Phoebe, and Max both embrace each other in a group hug. Phoebe and Max walks into the Z-Force plane and waves goodbye to the Loud siblings. As the plane takes off, the Loud siblings waves goodbye back at them.)

Lincoln: (to his sisters) You know, I´m really gonna miss them.

Lori: (walks to Lincoln) So will we Lincoln. They did seem like nice people.

Leni: Yeah. Especially that talking rabbit!

Lucy: Um, Leni, I don´t think that rabbit liked us.

Leni: Well, at least we know he´ll visit us again.

(Others face palms.)

Lincoln: Oh, by the way, we all need to keep this a secret, so we don´t cause any trouble.

Luan: Don´t worry Lincoln, this secret is safe with all of us.

Lana: Hey, let´s all go to Smoky Pigeon´s and grab some grub. Who´s with me?

Everyone(except Lana): I am!

(Everyone runs into Vanzilla.)

Lincoln: (to the viewers) Yesterday was the best day ever. I helped out real super heroes, and I saved Royal Wood with them. I think this is one awesome day I will never forget.)

(Vanzilla drives off.)

THE END

Fanfic Cast

Tex Hammond - Lincoln Loud

Catherine Taber - Lori Loud, C

Liliana Mumy - Leni Loud

Nika Futterman - Luna Loud

Cristina Pucelli - Luan Loud

Jessica DiCicco - Lynn Loud Jr., Lucy Loud

Grey Griffin - Lolo Loud, Lana Loud, Lily Loud

Lara Jill Miller - Lisa Loud

Jill Talley - Rita Loud

Brian Stepanek - Lynn Loud Sr., Professor Meteor

Kira Kosarin - Phoebe Thunderman

Jack Griffo - Max Thunderman

Diego Velázquez - Billy Thunderman

Addison Riecke - Nora Thunderman

Rosa Blasi - Barb Thunderman

Chris Tallman - Hank Thunderman

Maya Le Clark - Chloe Thunderman

Dana Snyder - Dr. Colosso

Daniele Gaither - Super President Kickbutt

Jamieson Prince - Dark Mayhem

Paul F. Tompkins - King Crab

Jada Facer - Candi Falconman

Kenzie Dalton - Fairy Pinch-ess

Jayme Andrews - Son of Scalestro

Michael Foster - Strongdor

Grant Palmer - Grant


References:

  • Bernie Mac: Lana named a beetle after a famous comedian. She named him ¨Bernie¨ cause she found him in her ¨mac¨.
  • Marvel: Each of Clyde´s poster heroes, are based on the super heroes from Marvel. Green Hammer - Green Lantern. Metal Man - Iron Man. Dr. Wierd - Doctor Strange. 
  • Baillie & The Boys: Luna made a refrence to a song ¨Treat Me Like A Stranger¨.
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