The Loud House Encyclopedia
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The Loud House Encyclopedia

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Once the “torture” ended, Lincoln picked himself up, however, he was barely breathing and his laughing strewd with his pants and wheezes. He hadn’t been tickled like that in a long time, but there have been times where he had to relive one of  his past in the present. The sisters gathered around the wheel and Lincoln to the near edge of the coffee table.

“Alright, guys, remember, whoever it lands on gets to watch over Lincoln,” Lori reminded “but, each of you have to be careful because at this state he could get crushed easily.”

“I don’t think there is a need to remind me, eldest sister.” Lisa said “I’m fully aware of how to be mindful of our brother.”

“Yes, but you can be very irresponsible at times. Especially with your experiments.” Lori replied

“Well, it is true.” Lisa said humbly.

“Come on, let’s get this started already!” Lynn exclaimed impatiently.

Lori put her hands on the wheel.“Okay, here we go.”

With a flick of a wrist, Lori spun the wheel as she could. The siblings watch it go at immense speeds, and their primary colors go around in circles. Some of the siblings had their fingers crossed and did small hops along the way. Leni’s eyes followed the wheel, and she nearly became hypnotized.

The wheel kept spinning but it started slowing down and the siblings' eyes widened and stared directly at the wheel.

The wheel became slower and slower, then it landed...LORI. The other siblings frowned while Lori grew a satisfactory smile. Lori went over to Lincoln and opened her hand and Lincoln walked into her hand.

"Lori wins!"  Lola complained.

“Well, itis unanimous.” Lori said with a smirk.

“Lucky.” Lynn pouted

Lori walked upstairs to her room. However, as Lincoln stood in her hand, he got a feeling of disquiet inside his system. He got worried that Lori might get distracted by a phone call from Bobby to watch over him. He feared that while she was talking and Lincoln was just walking on her bedroom floor, Lori flattened him like a pancake.

As soon as they arrived at her and Len’s room, Lori placed Lincoln on her bed.

“All right, Lincoln, for the next few hours you’ll be staying here with me, but I gotta literally lay down the law so you better listen.”

Lincoln sat down and crossed his legs as he began to listen to her declaration.

“You will not touch any of my stuff, you will not leave this room without me, and there are gonna be some instances where I'm going to need your help .”Lori explain

“Okay, but only if  you don’t get distracted by a call from Bobby,” Lincoln replied “because the last thing I want is to be crushed while you’re walking around in circles.”

“Cool it, twerp, like I said before, I’m literally fully capable of multitasking,” Lori said “Besides, I’ll probably hold you and put you in one of my pockets.”

Lori goes over to her closest and opens it, revealing several dresses. She pulls out a Ruby Red dress and a Saphire Blue dress. She looks back and forth at both of them.

“Hmmm, which one ?” Lori asked herself, and she started stroking her chin.

“What are you doing?” Lincoln asked

“Duh, I’m trying to decide what to wear for my date with Bobby.” Lor answered backhandley.

“Well, you could try going with Red Ruby?” Lincoln suggested “He does think you like a rose when you wear it.”

“Good idea, Lincoln,” Lori said with a smile “then the red dress it is.”

Lori puts back the blue dress back in the closet, and puts the red dress on the doorknob of her closet.

“Lori, could you come downstairs and do the dishes?!” Lynn Sr. called from downstairs.

“Sure, Dad!” Lori called back. She turned back to Lincoln “Okay, Lincoln, I’ll be right back. You stay here.”

When she was about to leave the room, Lincoln started thinking and got an idea.

“Lori, wait!” Lincoln chirped “Why don't you help with dishes? If I’m gonna be tiny, I’m gonna atleast try to be useful.”

“That is a good point, then come on, time for another hand.”

Lori scooped Lincoln up into the palm of her hand. They left the room and went downstairs. As they arrived at the kitchen and stopped at the sink. Lincoln hopped out of Lori’s hand, then he jumped on the faucet knob,and did a quick spin, causing the knob and the water to turn on.

“Ready to go!” Lincoln exclaimed with a wink and a thumbs up

Lori nods and puts on some rubber gloves. Lori grabbed a dirty plate and put it under the running, getting the grime off the plate. Lori administered some soap and started scrubbing the plate with the sponge. After that, she rinses the plate, and hands it to Lincoln. He pulls off a piece of paper toilet from the roll, then he carries the plate over to the cabinet and tosses the plate inside the cabinet.

“Okay, Lincoln. One down, a few to more.” Lori said.

The two of them continued the same process, except they alternated between plates, bowls, forks, knives, spoons, tongs, the spatula, etc. He put the plates, forks, and spoons in cabinets and drawers. Luckily for Lincoln, the dishes didn’t seem that heavy.

However, Lincoln carried two or three dishes at a time, and they put a little pressure on him.

The siblings decide to do some fun ways to wash, but not something too reckless that will cause one of the dishes to break or for Lincoln to fall into the garbage disposal. Normally, Lynn’s the one that does that, but this is different, it’s not really turning this chore into traditional sports like baseball or basketbal, plus you know wouldn’t know how to turn either of sports.

Lori then puts down one plate and puts the sponge that’s filled with some water, on top of the plate. Lincoln jumps on the sponge, causing the water to squeeze out of the sponge and rinsing off the plate.

Lori held up a dirty, and Lincoln used some of his strength to hold the bottle of soap on his shoulder. He then squeezes the bottle and shoots out the soap. Lori put some plates in the sink, Lincoln rode the sponge like a skateboard and slid around the sink like a halfpipe.


A FEW HOURS


Lincoln and Lori stare at the sparkly clean dishes, looking satisfied.

“Way to go, little little brother!” Lori praised Lincoln, “With your help, we literally made this process faster!”

“And we had some fun along the way.” Lincoln added.

“Yes, we did.” Lori said contently.

Lori picked up and carried him back to her and Leni’s room. Once they got there, Lori placed Lincoln on his bed and Lori got her bed and reclined her feet. She took out her phone.

“Hey Lincoln, while I’m texting, can you paint my toenails?” Lori asked.

“Of course, Lori. Like I said, I gotta be useful.” Lincoln said.

Lincoln got her bed and went over to Lori’s dresser. She climbed the drawers as if he was climbing a mountain. Once he reaches the top, Lincoln grabs the nail polish and a bottle of quick-dry drops. He jumped off the dresser and landed on the floor. Thankfully, Lincoln didn’t break his legs. He went to Lori’s bed  and threw the polish on top of the bed. Lincoln gripped the blanket and started climbing.

Once he made it to the top, he stood polish up.

“Okay, let me make this easy for you.” Lori said as she kicked off her shoes. “Okay, get to work.”

Lincoln took the blush out of the bottle and started painting her nails. He started with the left foot and then right foot. He adds the quick-dry drops, drying her polish on her nails.

“These look amazing!” Lori said with astonishment “Nice use of the quick-dry drops. I’m gonna strut a little a bit”

Lori gets off her bed, but before she starts walking, she slips on a magazine and falls on the floor, dropping her phone. While she was on the floor, Lori saw some magazines on the floor, which she didn’t notice, but she was able to walk past them.

“Dang it, Leni, I told her not to leave her magazines on the floor!” Lori said, irritated. She stood back on her feet.

“Uh, don’t forget your phone.” Lincoln said.

“Oh, right.”

Lori bent over to grab her phone, but as she grabbed her phone, she let out a long, big, and stink fart. The force of gas nearly blew Lincoln back. His eyes start watering, then he starts coughing and gagging. Lori looks at Lincoln and her face turns red.

“Uh...that was my shoe,” Lori lied “they squeak when I’m not wearing them.”

“It’s okay, Lori.” Lincoln assured “You go and strut.”

Lori thought about accidently farting in his face and felt bad about grossing him out. She also thought we shouldn’t spend too much in her and Leni’s room.

“Actually, I changed my mind, Lincoln, why don’t we watch Operation Dessert Storm? I don’t  want you to literally spend too much time in this room.”

“Cool, why don’t we get some snacks too?’

“Good idea, Lincoln.”

Lori picked up Lincoln and they left the room. The siblings arrive at the kitchen, Lori then opens up one of the cabinets and finds an assortment of snacks.

“What would you like, Lincoln?” Lori asked.

“Hmmm, maybe nacho cheese chips?” Lincoln said.

Lori then places Lincoln on her shoulder while she takes the bag out of the cabinet, and opens it. Lori got a whiff of nacho cheese while Lincoln got a big whiff of nacho cheese. Lori took out one chip and started munching on it. Lori goes to another cabinet and takes out a bowl. She poured the chips inside of the bowl and they went to the living room.

“Hey Lori, where is Leni?” Lincoln asked.

“Oh, she went with her friends Jackie and Mandee.” Lori answered “Leni planned on giving Mandee some romantic advice. She’s dating a boy named shaun.”

“Oooh, that’s nice,” Lincoln said nicely.

Lori sat down on the counch and placed the bowl on the coffee table. Lori gently placed Lincoln on her lap. Lori looked down on Lincoln with a contented smile.

“Y’know, Lincoln, you're pretty cute in my lap. You’re like a little hamster.”

“Oh, Lori, stop.” Lincoln said with a grin and red cheeks

Lori giggled and took a chip from the bowl. “Here. Have a chip.”

“Don’t mind if I do.” Lincoln replied

Lincoln starts chomping the chip sideways, then Lori picks up the remote and turns on the tv, and that’s when Dessert Storm started. Lincoln and Lori watched while eating the chips. Five contestants had different ideas like a Double Mocha Chocolate Cake, a S’more Cheesecake, a Neapolitan Pie, a Brookie, a cross between brownie and cookie, and a Strawberry Cake.

Lincoln and Lori licked their at the dessert while also licking off the crumbs from chips. Some of the contestants stirred theur batters while others rolled and folded their dough. The contestants threw vicious insults and remarks at each other, and even one of them tripped another contestant.

Lori and Lincoln laughed at these instances, then the contestants finished their desserts, but it immediately cut to commercials which made Lincoln and Lori groan. While they were watching the commercials, Lincoln looked up at Lori.

“So Lori, when is your date with Bobby?’ Lincoln asked out of curiosity.

“Oh, next friday and I can’t wait!” Lori answered excitedly “I literally always look forward to seeing my Bobby Boo-Boo Bear!”

“Very nice.”

“Y’know, why don’t I make it a double date? Bobby can bring Ronnie Anne.”

Lincoln pauses and forms an annoying expression. “Lori, you know me and Ronnie Anne aren’t a thing!”

“Oh yeah, then why did you kiss at Jean Juan’s French Mex Buffet?” Lori said with a smirk and one raised eyebrow.

Lincoln became awkward and squrmy. He instinctively tried to tug at his collar. “Well..uh…what’s a few kisses between friends?”

“Do you see me kissing Carol?” Lori asked smugly.

Lincoln thought for a moment and she knew was right. His lie didn’t make any sense because none of his or his other sisters’ friends kissed each other on the lips. He lets out a sigh and decides to tell the truth.

“Okay, I’ll adimit it. I like Ronnie Anee more than as a friend. But I want to keep it under wraps. Y’know, until I’m older, like when I’m your age. You understand, don’t you?”

Lori smiled “Yeah, I do. I mean, I‘ve never kept a relationship, but I know some that have. Although, their relationship ran a little deeper, but I won’t get into it. Anyway, you can choose anytime you want to tell Ronnie Anne how feels. No one can stop you.”

Lincoln smiled “Okay, but for now, I just want to just act casual friends until I’m ready. You also have to keep this between you and me.”

“Don’t worry, little bro. I promise.” Lori said “So you want to come with me?”

“No thanks” Lincoln declined.

“Oh, okay.” Lori said with a disappointed face.

“Look, the show’s back on!” Lincoln exclaimed

The siblings continued watching and eating their chips.


To be continued.

That was Lori, next up is Leni

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