User blog:VN-GO1998/Demon Fox

Lynn Sr. and Rita find a toy to stop Lori from crying but it becomes a nightmare when the toy starts driving them nuts! This story takes place during Lori's babyhood.

Story

The Loud's residence has been different ever since Lynn Sr.'s and Rita's first child, Lori was born this was considered a blessing and curse. For the past few days, Lori had been crying nonstop Lynn Sr. and Rita tried almost everything to get their daughter to stop crying with no success.

A exhausted Rita and Lynn Sr. were sitting on the couch with their baby daughter, Lori crying loudly.

Rita: Oooh Lori what's the matter? (Grabs Lori and sets her on her lap).

Lynn Sr.: Lori you want your rattle?

Lori: No! (Smacks the rattle away)

Lynn Sr.: How about your soft honey eatin' teddy bear?

(Lori grabs the teddy bear violently ripping it's head off then goes back to crying)

Lynn Sr.: I'm out of ideas Rita, we've tried everything to stop our little Lori from crying but nothing seems to be working we can't even go anywhere without her throwing a tantrum.

We cut to a flashback of Lynn Sr., Rita and Lori at the Burpin' Burger. The couple tries to eat their food but Lori throws her drink and starts screaming and crying making it difficult for the other customers to enjoy their meals Rita tries to calm her down to no avail just then the manager comes up to their table.

Manager: Sir, we've gotten too many complaints about your baby making too much I'm afraid that you and your family are going to have to leave.

We cut to Lynn Sr. and Rita walking out of the restaurant slightly embarrassed pushing Lori in her stroller wailing continuously.

We then cut to the Royal Woods movie theater where the 3 are trying to watch a movie but as usual, Lori's crying makes it hard for the other people to hear the movie.

Random person: SHHHHH! Your baby is too loud we can't hear anything.

Random person #2: Either leave or do something about your kid.

Lynn Sr.: (whispering) Sorry.

Just then the manager shines a flashlight on Lynn Sr. and points to the exit. Lynn Sr. and Rita are seen leaving the theater covered in popcorn, candy and drinks with Lori once again crying nonstop.

(End of flashbacks)

Rita: I called Dad, he said later he'll be over later to help out.

Lynn Sr.: Hopefully he knows a thing or two about stopping babies from their endless meltdowns.

Lori then rips a chunk of Lynn Sr.'s hair off.

Lynn Sr.: And the sooner the better!

Sometime later Albert approaches the front door and rings the doorbell shortly after Rita opens it holding Lori.

Rita: Hi Dad come on in, Look Lori it's Pop-Pop!

Lori paid no attention and kept crying.

*In the kitchen*

Rita: Thanks for coming, Dad

Albert: So Lori's been giving you a hard time huh?

Lynn Sr.: She's just been so fussy lately we can't seem to get her to stop crying we hadn't gotten a good night's rest in weeks!

Rita: No matter what we do, our little Lori just isn't happy with anything maybe we're not cut out to be parents.

(At this point Rita is near tears).

Albert: Hey now, don't say that you're a great Mom every parent goes through this with their first born it's just part of parenthood I went through the same thing when you were Lori's age.

Lynn Sr.: But who would've thought a gift from above could be so difficult to raise?

A bottle of milk is then shot out through the kitchen window Lori is then seen crawling into the kitchen crying.

Albert: (picks Lori up who suddenly yawns and falls asleep) How's about if I take Lori off your hands for the afternoon?

Lynn Sr.: You'd really do that?

Rita: (nudges Lynn Sr.'s arm) I don't know Lori has been a real handful lately we hadn't been able to find anyone who's capable of handling her and she's already scared off every babysitter around the block.

Lynn Sr.: And I don't think our neighbor, Mr. Grouse has been accepting company ever since his wife passed away.

Albert: I don't mind plus I'm willing to spend spend time with my granddaughter.

Rita: Well ok then I guess it would give us some time to relax.

Lynn Sr.: Thank you so much Albert!

Later Lynn Sr. and Rita are standing outside the house waving to Albert as he walks down the sidewalk pushing Lori in her stroller.

Lynn Sr.: Peace at last...

Then for some weird reason Vanzilla's car alarm goes off the two parents sigh heavily.

Over at the Royal Woods Mall, Albert looks around as he pushes Lori in her stroller. He then comes up to a bright colorful entrance of a store named "Savino's Toy Palace".

Albert: Wow look at this place, toy stores weren't colorful at when I was a kid.