Hello, I'm Expert, and here's my first fanfiction. I know, it's bad, but I tried... Also, the reason why I haven't been as active lately is because I've been writing this fanfic. I hope you enjoy it. Here are a few notes below:
Note: I will be posting another fanfic next week.
Note 2: This fanfic is a little non-canon to the actual series.
Synopsis[]
Because Lincoln doesn't like gym class, he keeps making excuses to skip out.
Fanfic[]
[It's Monday, 2 p.m. and that's when gym class starts, and Lincoln uses his usual excuse]
Lincoln: [Talks to the viewers] Well, gym class is about to start, but since I don't like gym class, I always use my usual excuse: I have to use to bathroom. The thing is that I actually have to use the bathroom, as I don't use the bathroom all day, so by the time gym class starts, I'll really have to go.
[The students enter the gym]
Coach Pacowski: Ok class, today we will be running laps, then play dodge ball.
[As Coach Pacowski is talking, Lincoln interrupts and uses his excuse]
Lincoln: Oh Coach, I really have to use the bathroom.
Coach Pacowski: Uh, fine. Just be back in a few minutes.
Lincoln: Alright.
[It's the end of gym class, Coach Pacowski is furious that Lincoln (once again), missed the whole class. Lincoln gets out of the bathroom]
Coach Pacowski: Loud, you missed gym class again.
Lincoln: Well, I really had to go and I thought I could be out in a few minutes, but I guess I couldn't.
Coach Pacowski: Well Loud, use the bathroom earlier.
Lincoln: But coach, I didn't need to go at the time.
Coach Pacowski: Well how about this loud, how about I don't let you use the bathroom during gym class.
Lincoln: Well, you'd be affecting the other students as well.
Coach Pacowski: No I wouldn't; I would just make it just affect you.
Lincoln: Well, that is absolutely ridiculous.
Coach Pacowski: If you make another excuse and miss gym class, serious consequences will follow.
[The school bell rings; Lincoln leaves the school and walks home. The next day at gym class, Coach Pacowski makes Lincoln attend gym class for once.]
Lincoln: [Talks to the viewers] Well, Coach Pacowski figured out my plan, thus I have to go to gym class.
[Lincoln enters gym class]
Coach Pacowski: Ok class, is everybody here? [Checks to make sure that all of the students are there] Ok, everybody seems to be here, so let's get started and run laps.
[The class runs laps and Lincoln's a bit unhappy]
Lincoln: [Talk to the viewers] Well, this stinks. I also didn't tell you why I skip class. It's not because I don't like exercising, but rather because there is a classmate: Jade, who is so pretty. She's french and she's the oldest in my class: 12. I just don't want to look like a wimp in front of her. Also, in order to impress her, I even learned a french accent in order to impress her. It's worked so far.
[Coach Pacowski then blow the whistle, and tells the students that they're going to play basketball today. While the students are playing basketball, Lincoln tries to flirt with Jade with his french accent.]
Lincoln: Hey Jade, it's me Lincoln. Did you know that I was born the top of the Eiffel Tower, and the white hair, that's hat makes me unique.
Jade: Well, that is so cool.
[As Lincoln keeps flirting with her, Coach Pacowski interferes.]
Coach Pacowski: Loud, stop flirting with Jade.
[As Lincoln gets embarrassed, the rest of the class says "oh...", making Lincoln more embarrassed. The class bell then rings and Lincoln runs home. While running home, Lincoln then gets an idea; that he's not going to gym tomorrow to spite Coach Pacowski, thus the next day at gym class, everybody is there, except Lincoln]
Coach Pacowski: Where's Loud. He's supposed to be here. Oh, he's making me mad. The rest of you run laps.
[As the rest of the class does their laps, Coach Pacowski looks for Lincoln. While looking for him, he figures out that Lincoln must be in the bathroom. He goes into the bathroom and finds him next to the sinks.]
Coach Pacowski: Aha, I found you.
Lincoln: Ah man. How did you know that I was going to be here?
Coach Pacowski: Uh, because you skip class and go here pretty much all of the time, and since you're not actually using the bathroom, you need to go back to class.
Lincoln: Well, try to get me out.
Coach Pacowski: Oh, so you want to play this game. Alright then.
[Coach Pacowski tries to get Lincoln out, but he fails. The school bell then rings again, and Lincoln runs straight home. As Coach Pacowski is about to call his parents about Lincoln skipping class, but then he gets another idea. The next day at gym class, after the students run laps, Coach Pacowski make them play dodgeball, but not in the usual way...]
Coach Pacowski Alright class, today we are going to play dodgeball, however, we're going to play in teams. I'll pick who's on what team.
[He picks the team, and it's everybody against Lincoln. Jade then notices that it's unfair, and says:]
Jade: Uh Coach, isn't everybody against Lincoln unfair?
Coach Pacowski Nope, it seems fair to me. Now play.
[Everybody (including Jade) throws balls at Lincoln. Lincoln keeps getting hit and more hurt. He's mad, but doesn't lose it because Jade's there, however, Jade accidently hits Lincoln's face then he loses it. He wanted to hit Jade with a ball, however, he has a better idea: to hit Coach Pacowski in the face. Lincoln runs and hits the ball at his face, and Coach Pacowski loses it.]
Coach Pacowski: Alright, that's it, everybody except Lincoln, out!
[Every runs except Lincoln and coach, then Coach Pacowski chases Lincoln, terrifying him.]
Lincoln: Ah! Somebody help me!
[Coach Pacowski keeps chasing Lincoln, until he notices that Pricipal Huggins comes out of his office, and stops the fight.]
Principal Huggins: What is going on in here!
Coach Pacowski What's going on in here is that Lincoln threw a dodgeball at my face.
Principal Huggins: Now Lincoln, why did you do that?
Lincoln: Because he singled me out in team dodgeball, by making it everybody against me.
Principal Huggins Oh, now Coach Pacowski, I could fire you for you chasing Lincoln, but since I'm being nice, I'll let you off with a warning.
Coach Pacowski Alright.
[The next day at school.]
Lincoln [Talks to the viewers] Well, these past few days have been rough. I don't even know if Jade thinks I'm cool anymore.
[Lincoln sees Coach Pacowski, and decides to apologize to him.]
Lincoln Coach Pacowski, I'm sorry for these past few days.
Coach Pacowski: Well, I'm sorry to. I shouldn't have embarrassed you and singled you out on team dodgeball. Also, I accept your apology.
Lincoln: I accept your apology too.
[Lincoln walks away and sees Jade, and decides to walk and talk to her.]
Lincoln Uh, hey Jade, I just wanted to say that I guess you don't think that I'm cool anymore. Also, I wanted to say that I was not born on the top of the Eiffel Tower. I was born right here: Royal Woods.
Jade: No, I still think you'll cool. Also, yeah I thought that you being born on the top of the Eiffel Tower was a bit odd. Also, to be fair, if I was singled out like that, I would've probably hit Coach Pacowski as well.
[They then share a hug. The next day at gym class, everybody was there, including Lincoln. They were running laps.]
Lincoln: [Talks to the viewers] Well, I guess everything turned out good.
[The End]
Trivia[]
- The scene when Lincoln was singled out in team dodgeball was based on a scene from an episode of The Goldbergs, when Adam was singled out in team dodgeball.