Note: Underlined lyrics are only heard in the credits and soundtrack.
- You're my valentine, Sam
- So listen up, ma'am
- 'Cause I've got a plan
- To play you a jam
- And these are the words that rhyme with Sam
- Clam, bam, Paki-stam
- Let's cook eggs in a non-stick pan
- Ram, scram, Hoover Dam
- In England, they call a stroller a pram
- These were the words that rhyme with Sam
- Will you be my Valen-tam?
- Woo!
Note: The lyrics are only written on a piece of paper; they are never actually sung during the episode.
- Sam, my heart beats for you
- Every moment, every day
- I can't help but feel so true
- In every single way
- Oh, Sam, my love for you is strong
- A melody that will never end
- I'll sing this love song all day long
- For you, my forever friend
- You're the sunshine in my life
- The one who makes me smile
- I'm so lucky to call you mine
- Together, we'll go the extra mile
- Oh, Sam, my love for you is strong
- A melody that will never end
- I'll sing this love song all day long
- For you, my forever friend
- I'll hold your hand through thick and thin
- And cherish every moment we spend
- My love for you is never dim
- My heart is yours until the end