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[The Loud House, Lisa and Lily's room. Lily is having a playdate with a new friend, Ingrid, making crayon drawings on the floor.] Ingrid: "Lily, Lily, wanna meet my friend?" Lily: "You bring new friend?" [Ingrid reaches into her backpack and pulls out a narwhal toy.] Ingrid: "Say hi to Nugget the Narwhal!" [Lily's eyes go wide at the new toy.] Lily: "Nugget is so cute!" [Ingrid places Nugget on the floor, pulls a pullstring, and has Nugget do a flip and chirp.] "Ah, ah, Lily wants!" [reaches for Nugget] Ingrid: "What? No!" [takes Nugget back] "Nugget is mine!" Lily:[gets on her knees] "Please, Ingrid! I trade you anything you want! Please, please, please! I need Nugget!" Ingrid: "Anything? Lemme see." [She finds Lily's Burp Me Blarney and cringes in disgust when it burps. Then she finds Lisa's shrink ray and activates it in curiosity, only to accidentally hit Lisa's bed and shrink it. She tosses it in frustration, and then taps on a flask with a liquid inside. The liquid has an eye in it, causing Ingrid to shake her head.] Lola: "Goodbye, my darlings!" [Ingrid turns to see Lola in the twins' room, talking to her dolls.] "Be good while Mommy's at the Little Miss Hair Flip Pageant this weekend." [grabs Eunice] "You're in charge, my precious Eunice." [Ingrid's eyes go wide at Eunice.] "I know I can trust you not to let them finish all the snickerdoodles." [kisses Eunice and leaves with her suitcase] [Ingrid coos at Eunice. Meanwhile, Lily plays with Nugget, laughing at Nugget's backflips when Ingrid comes back hiding something behind her back.] Ingrid: "OK, Lily, you can keep Nugget." [Lily grabs Nugget and dances with delight. The doorbell rings. Lynn Sr. opens it to find Ingrid's mom.] Lynn Sr.: "Oh, hi, Candace." [calling] "Lily, Ingrid's mommy is here!" [Lily and Ingrid come downstairs.] Candace: "Thanks for having Ingrid over. Lily is welcome at our place anytime." [leaves and gets in their car. To Ingrid] "Did you have fun, sweetie?" Ingrid: "Yep, yep!" [Candace puts her in the booster seat] "Look, look, look! Look what I got!" [pulls out Eunice] "I'm gonna name her Princess Cotton Candy!" [Lily's eyes shrink in horror as she realizes she has accidentally traded Lola's dear Eunice.] Candace: "How about you take your new friend to the grocery store with us?" [closes the car door and drives off] Lily:[frantic] "No, no, no, no, no! She take Eunice!" [She imagines Lola finding out about Eunice's disappearance and getting so enraged her face glows red and steam bursts from her ears.] Imaginary Lola: "LILY!!!" [Imaginary Lola lets out her rage with a blast of fire from her mouth, which is so strong it bursts the roof open. Back to reality. Lily whimpers in fright.]
[Lincoln's room. Lincoln is playing David Steele and is armed with a net cannon. He twirls it and aims it at a poster of Blowfish.] Lincoln: "Time's up, Blowfish. Consider yourself the catch of the day." [Suddenly Lily dashes into his room] Lily:[frantic] "Lincoln!" [Lincoln yelps in fright and fires the net in midair before it lands on him.] Lincoln: "Dang it." Lily: "Need help! Big problem!" Lincoln: "Lily, it's OK. Calm down. I'm sure whatever it is isn't that bad." Lily:[desperately grabs his face] "I trade Eunice to Ingrid!" Lincoln: "Well, it was nice knowing ya." Lily: "It was accident! They go to grocery store! Please help me get her back!" [Lincoln smirks, having a plan to get Eunice back. Lily beams at this.]
[The Super Mart. Lily rides a shopping cart as Lincoln pushes it into the store. Meanwhile, Candace and Ingrid are shopping; Ingrid still has Eunice with her.] Candace: "Be right back, sweetie. I'm gonna go grab some bananas." [leaves] Lily: "Ingrid!" [Lincoln pulls up with their shopping cart] "We have to trade back!" [brings out Nugget] "Take Nugget, and I get back Eunice!" Ingrid: "Her name is Princess Cotton Candy now, and no way! We traded, no backsies, those are the rules!" [With no choice in the matter, Lily grabs Eunice's front right hoof and tries to pull her away from Ingrid, who grabs the left hoof and pulls back. They get in a tug-of-war match, but Ingrid wins, sending Lincoln and Lily careening back and crashing into a box of fruits. Ingrid chuckles at this.]
[Later, Candace and Ingrid pull up to the kumquat section.] Candace: "Ooh, I love kumquats." Ingrid: "Princess Cotton Candy does, too!" [They take some kumquats and leave. Lincoln and Lily are revealed to have been in the kumquat box. They surface and spit out several kumquats before groaning.]
[Lisa and Lily's room. A worried Lily sits on Lisa's bed as Lincoln tries to comfort her.] Lily: "I'm toast, and not the yummy cinnamon kind." Lincoln: "No, you're not, Lily. I've got a plan. There's an issue of David Steele where he assembles a team to break into Golden Toe's lair to take his, you know, golden toe." Lily:[confused] "We're gonna take Ingrid's toe?" Lincoln: "No. We'll do our own heist and get back Eunice before Lola ever knows she went missing." Lily:[gets it now] "Ooh, sneaky." Lincoln: "We just need a map of Ingrid's house." Lisa: "Hmm." [The two siblings turn to Lisa.] "Perhaps I can assist." [turns her swivel chair around] "I, too, would like to protect our youngest kin from Lola's ire. Besides, I need Lily in one piece to complete the rest of our human nightlight test trial." [claps her hands, turning off their lights and revealing Lily to glow in the dark, much to Lincoln's disturbance, before clapping her hands to turn the lights back on.] "I have a way we can get a full scan of Ingrid's house and the location of your desired target. I'll just have to initiate Todd's new pizza oven modification." [Lincoln and Lily turn to each other in confusion.] Lincoln and Lily: "Hm?"
[Ingrid's house. Someone knocks on the door. Candace comes over to answer. It's Todd in a pizza delivery hat.] Todd: "SURPRISE. YOU WON A CONTEST." [opens his pizza oven modification to reveal a pizza] "FREE PIZZA." [enters the house] "IT IS TOO HOT FOR YOUR FLESH-COVERED HANDS. I WILL PUT IT DOWN FOR YOU." [puts it down at the dining table before scanning the dining room] "MAY I USE THE LITTLE PIZZA DELIVERY MAN'S ROOM?" Candace:[nervous] "Uh, sure. It's right up the stairs." [Todd zooms past her and begins scanning the area near the stairs. He then rolls up the stairs and continues to scan before meeting the family dog.] Todd: "UNUSUALLY SMALL CANINE DETECTED." [The dog snarls and attacks Todd. Later, Todd gets to the top of the stairs with the dog biting his rear] "CORRECTION: UNUSUALLY AGGRESSIVE SMALL CANINE DETECTED." [continues to scan before spotting Ingrid and Eunice] "TARGET LOCATED." Candace: "Everything OK up there?" [Todd plays the sound of a toilet flushing before heading back down with the dog in his hands.] Todd: "AH. ALL GOOD." [hands the dog back] "LOVE YOUR PUMPKIN SPICE HAND SOAP." [leaves] [The dog spits out some of Todd's parts before snarling.]
[Lisa and Lily's room. Todd is hooked up to Lisa's computer, which Lisa, Lily, and Lincoln are watching. The computer generates a blueprint of Ingrid's home from Todd's scan. Eunice's location is indicated by a red dot.] Lisa: "Blueprint acquired." Lincoln: "Now that we know where to find Eunice, we just have to assemble the rest of the team."
[The dining room. Lincoln, Lisa, Lily, and Todd have brought Luan, Lynn, and Lana over for a sibling meeting.] Lincoln: "Welcome to Operation Unicorn Heist. We've set another playdate for Lily and Ingrid tomorrow, and we need all your special skills to help rescue Eunice before Lola gets home. Here's the plan." [Lily shows crayon drawings of the plan. The first is Lincoln talking to Candace, his words rendered as "Blah blah blah blah".] "I'll distract Ingrid's mom." [Lily shows a drawing of Luan as a clown entertaining Ingrid] "Luan, you keep Ingrid entertained." [Lily shows a drawing of Lana distracting Ingrid's dog with a bone] "Lana, you distract the dog." Todd: "GOOD LUCK." [shows the dog has bitten a chunk off his body] "HE'S A BITER." [Lily shows a drawing of herself in Ingrid's room, swapping Eunice and Nugget.] Lincoln: "Lily, you get to Eunice and Ingrid's bedroom, where you'll swap her for Nugget." [Lily shows a drawing of Lynn using a drone to retrieve Eunice] "Lynn, you're on extraction." Lynn: "Yes! I love extracting junk." Lincoln:[confused] "And then we all hold hands under a rainbow?" [Lily is holding a drawing of just that. She realizes what she's holding and puts it away.] Lily:[sheepishly chuckles] "That drawing for school." [Cut to a title card for the operation, misspelled OPERASHUN UNIKORN HEIƧT.]
[Ingrid's home. Candace comes over when the doorbell rings, and she opens it to find Lincoln and Lily.] Candace: "We're so happy Lily wanted another playdate so soon. Why don't you girls go play in Ingrid's room?" Lincoln: "Or they could play in the living room, because I brought a special guest." [Enter Luan in full clown mode with a bag and honking a horn.] "Meet Laffy the Clown! Trust me, she's a smash." Luan: "More like a splash!" [takes out a seltzer bottle and shoots herself in the face with it] [Ingrid laughs at this as Lincoln pushes Lily, Luan, and Ingrid to the living room.] Lincoln: "Why don't we let her keep the little ones busy? And here's another surprise: kumquat pie." [pulls it out from his back and shows it to Candace] Candace: "Oh..." Lincoln: "I heard you're a quat fan. Let's enjoy it in your kitchen, which my gut is telling me is this way." [leads Candace to the kitchen] [In the living room, Luan continues to entertain Lily and Ingrid] Luan: "I'm gonna give you both a show that's so amazing..." [takes out two pies from her bag] "...you won't believe your pies!" [throws them on her eyes and laughs] [Ingrid keeps on laughing as Luan honks her nose. While Ingrid isn't looking, Lana rolls out of the bag, chuckling, and stealthily goes up the stairs, only to run into Ingrid's dog, which growls at her. However, Lana isn't phased and takes out a box of dog treats, instantly causing the dog to start begging before Lana hands a treat over.] Lana: "Yeah, that's good, isn't it, girl?" [sniffs] "Huh, sure smells good." [checks the box, which is a Bone Appetit brand with a slogan she reads out] "Good for the whole family? Heh, don't mind if I do." [eats one] "Mmm." [starts leading the dog to a walk-in closet using the treats while eating some herself] "One for you, and one for me. One for you, and another for me." [Once the dog is inside the closet, Lana closes it. Back in the living room, Luan is pulling an endless handkerchief from her mouth, causing Ingrid to laugh even more.] Lily:[laughs and gasps; acting] "I laugh so big I need to pee. Gonna go bathroom. My gut say this way." [Lily somersaults to the top of the stairs and crawls to Ingrid's room before spotting Eunice in Ingrid's crib] Lily: "Bingo!" [She twirls past Ingrid's crib like a ballerina, climbs on her toy chest, and gives a thumbs-up out the window to Lynn, who deploys a drone carrying Nugget. At the kitchen, Candace is enjoying the kumquat pie when the drone flies past the window. She hears the noise and gets suspicious. Lincoln, seeing this, spits out his piece of the pie and tries to distract her.] Lincoln: "Hey, uh, how about another piece?" [hands another slice over] [The drone enters Ingrid's room. Meanwhile, Luan finishes the endless handkerchief] Ingrid:[stops laughing] "Oh, Princess Cotton Candy has to see this!" [begins to head upstairs] Luan:[stops her] "No! Uh, I mean, it's time for balloon animals!" [Ingrid dances with excitement as Luan blows up a pink balloon and makes a balloon dog.] "Ta-dah!" [Ingrid claps and giggles. Back in Ingrid's room, Lily uses orange batons to guide Lynn's drone to the crib. Once it gets close enough, Lily grabs Nugget. Cut to inside the closet.] Lana: "One for you, and one for me. And one for you--" [realizes the box is empty] "Huh?" [finds there's only crumbs] "Uh-oh. Dang it, banana nut beef, why'd ya have to be so good?" [The dog growls and attacks Lana, whose screams can be heard outside the closet. Back downstairs, a tired Luan blows a green balloon and turns it into a hybrid animal.] Luan:[exhausted] "And here's your rhinophecant, half-rhino, half-elephant." Ingrid: "Yay!" [grabs it] "This is Princess Cotton Candy's favoritest animal! Oh, oh, I'm gonna show her!" [leaves] Luan:[calling] "The sparrow is returning to the nest! I repeat, the sparrow is returning to the nest!" [Ingrid's room; Lynn's drone now has Eunice and Lily guides it out of the room] Lily: "Yes, we did it!" [She gets down from Ingrid's crib, only to run into Ingrid] Ingrid: "Lily, what are you doing?!" [spots the drone leaving with Eunice] "Princess Cotton Candy! NOOO!" [She grabs onto Eunice, but is dragged by the drone. Her weight causes Lynn's controller to start malfunctioning.] Lynn: "I can't control this thing!" [The controller starts smoking] "It's too heavy!" [Lily grabs onto Ingrid to save her, but is also dragged. The dog bursts out of the closet, and Lana tries to chase her. The two get into Ingrid's room and are also dragged by the drone. Back in the backyard, Lynn's controller breaks.] Lynn: "Uh-oh." [The drone starts spinning out of control before Lily, Lana, and the dog are thrown back in the room while the drone, Eunice, and Ingrid are sent out the window. They fly right past the kitchen, where Lincoln and Candace are still eating.] Candace:[hears the commotion] "Did you hear that?" [In panic, Lincoln smacks the rest of the pie into Candace's face.] Lincoln:[acting] "Oops. Gosh, I'm such a klutz." [wipes the pie off her face] [Ingrid crashes into her own swing set, which spins her around and sends her on the trampoline while she reclaims Eunice from the drone. Lana, Lily, and the dog continue to watch as Luan enters.] Luan: "Guys, did you hear me? The sparrow is--" [sees the commotion] "Oh my gosh!" [Ingrid is sent flying into the air as she lands on the slide and slides back down. Lily, Luan, Lana, and Lynn come over.] Lily: "Sorry, Ingrid. This my fault. I bad friend." Ingrid: "Ah! Best! Playdate! EVER!!!" Lily: "Huh?" Ingrid: "I wanna play clown show and airplane ride again and again!" Lily: "You do? Um, we could play next week too, if you trade Euni--er, um, Princess Cotton Candy back for Nugget?" Ingrid: "Deal." [hands Eunice back] Lincoln: "Come on, team. We gotta move before Lola gets home!" [The siblings leave, leaving Ingrid confused.]
[Back at the Loud House, the five siblings return Eunice to Lola's tea party.] Lola: "Little Miss Hair Flip is home, everyone!" [The siblings rush out Lola's door and badly act innocent as Lola gets back.] "Huh. Just as weird as I remember." Siblings: "Phew." Lola: "Oh, Eunice, I missed you!" [kisses her] "Wait, why do you smell like kumquats?" [The siblings immediately leave Lola's vicinity, fearing her impending wrath. The end.]
