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''[The basement. Rita is doing laundry and Lincoln pops out, scaring her]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Mother, if I can have your attention for just a moment." ''[shows her a slide show of the band]'' "SMOOCH. They've been called one of the seminal rock bands of our time."<br /><b>Rita:</b> "No, Lincoln."<br />''[Lynn Sr. is in the kitchen making dinner and goes to the cupboard where Lincoln pops out with a chart]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Hi, Dad. Thought you might be interested in this graph, which shows a direct correlation between rock concerts attended and a tween's sense of well-being."<br /><b>Lynn Sr.:</b> "No, Lincoln." ''[grabs a can and closes the cupboard on his son]''<br />''[The parents are reading on the sofa and Lincoln peeks over and pops in]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "You may be wondering, "What's in it for us if we buy Lincoln that SMOOCH ticket?" Well, I'll tell you." ''[holds up a coupon]'' "A coupon for five Lily diaper changes. Max two poopies."<br /><b>Lynn Sr. and Rita:</b> "No!" |
''[The basement. Rita is doing laundry and Lincoln pops out, scaring her]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Mother, if I can have your attention for just a moment." ''[shows her a slide show of the band]'' "SMOOCH. They've been called one of the seminal rock bands of our time."<br /><b>Rita:</b> "No, Lincoln."<br />''[Lynn Sr. is in the kitchen making dinner and goes to the cupboard where Lincoln pops out with a chart]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Hi, Dad. Thought you might be interested in this graph, which shows a direct correlation between rock concerts attended and a tween's sense of well-being."<br /><b>Lynn Sr.:</b> "No, Lincoln." ''[grabs a can and closes the cupboard on his son]''<br />''[The parents are reading on the sofa and Lincoln peeks over and pops in]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "You may be wondering, "What's in it for us if we buy Lincoln that SMOOCH ticket?" Well, I'll tell you." ''[holds up a coupon]'' "A coupon for five Lily diaper changes. Max two poopies."<br /><b>Lynn Sr. and Rita:</b> "No!" |
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− | ''[Lincoln goes upstairs]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "I can't believe I'm not going to the concert! Me, the Master of Convincing!"<br /><b>Luna:</b>''[comes out of Lynn and Lucy's room with her guitar)'' "What's up, bro?"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> ''[sighs]'' "I had a chance to meet SMOOCH tonight, but I can't convince Mom and Dad to buy me a ticket." ''[sighs again]''<br /><b>Lisa:</b>''[comes out of her room]'' "How is that possible? As you have amply demonstrated, you are the Master of Convincing."<br /><b>Leni:</b> "Did you remember to play to my strengths?"<br /><b>Lori:</b> "No, Leni, you play to ''your'' strengths; he plays to ''his''."<br /><b>Leni:</b> "Okay. Just saying." ''[holds up her closet organizer]'' "It worked for me. My skirts look so happy!"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Wait a minute! You might be onto something. Everything I told you guys to do worked. Luna, can I borrow your guitar!"<br /><b>Luna:</b> "You kiddin' me, dude? No way!"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> ''[frustrated]'' "Ahh! I can't convince anyone of anything!"<br /><b>Luna:</b> "I'm just messin' with ya, bro." ''[hands him the guitar as he softly chuckles]''<br />''[Now, Lincoln is doing what Luna did]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "♫''And that's why I need a ticket to SMOOCH''♫ I say SMOOCH, you say tickets! SMOOCH!"<br /><b>Rita and Lynn Sr.:</b> "No!"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "SMOOCH!"<br /><b>Rita:</b> "Lincoln..."<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Wait! Not done yet!" ''[puts down the guitar and uses Mr. Coconuts]'' "''What kind of flowers do you bring to a SMOOCH concert? Tulips! Get it?''"<br /><b>Lynn Sr.:</b> "No, Lincoln!"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> ''[still as Mr. Coconuts]'' "''You know, tulips. Like, two lips.''"<br /><b>Rita:</b> "We get the joke, but you still can't go."<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Not done!" ''[holds a basketball]'' "If I make this shot, I get to go!" ''[throws the ball but misses the hoop and gets hit by the ball]'' "Oof!"<br /><b>Rita:</b> "Son-"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> ''[puts buckets on his parents' head to do what Lisa did]'' "Behold, a simulation of a future in which you bought me a SMOOCH VIP ticket."<br /><b>Lynn Sr.:</b> "I don't see anything."<br /><b>Rita:</b> "Please tell me this isn't the bucket we clean the bathroom with."<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Moving on!" ''[takes the buckets off, brings in Lucy's gravestone with his name taped over Lucy's and pretends to do a eulogy]'' "Today, we remember Lincoln Loud, who lived to be 150, but never got over the dashed childhood dream of hanging out with SMOOCH."<br /><b>Lynn Sr.:</b> "Lincoln, please, we-"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Not done!" ''[puts on makeup and does what the twins did in a cutesy tone]'' "If you get me that ticket, I'll be the happiest wittle boy in the world."<br /><b>Rita:</b> "You're not listening, honey. We-"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Not done!" ''[starts talking fast and a bunch like Lori and Leni did]'' "I really wanna go, it's an amazing opportunity, and I know I saw them before, but this is different because the seats would be better, and I'm also going to get to go backstage, and-"<br /><b>Lynn Sr.:</b> "Lincoln-"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Hold that thought." ''[holds up a SMOOCH concert and pretends to cry, which Lily gives a thumbs down]''<br /><b>Rita:</b> "Lincoln, it doesn't matter <u>how</u> you ask us, the answer is no."<br /><b>Lynn Sr.:</b> "We'd love to get you the ticket, but we're out of money. We gave it all to your sisters."<br /><b>Rita:</b> "Maybe if you'd asked us earlier in the day."<br />''[Lincoln sulks and his turkey tail droops. His sisters look at what just happened and feel guilty]'' |
+ | ''[Lincoln goes upstairs]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "I can't believe I'm not going to the concert! Me, the Master of Convincing!"<br /><b>Luna:</b> ''[comes out of Lynn and Lucy's room with her guitar)'' "What's up, bro?"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> ''[sighs]'' "I had a chance to meet SMOOCH tonight, but I can't convince Mom and Dad to buy me a ticket." ''[sighs again]''<br /><b>Lisa:</b> ''[comes out of her room]'' "How is that possible? As you have amply demonstrated, you are the Master of Convincing."<br /><b>Leni:</b> "Did you remember to play to my strengths?"<br /><b>Lori:</b> "No, Leni, you play to ''your'' strengths; he plays to ''his''."<br /><b>Leni:</b> "Okay. Just saying." ''[holds up her closet organizer]'' "It worked for me. My skirts look so happy!"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Wait a minute! You might be onto something. Everything I told you guys to do worked. Luna, can I borrow your guitar!"<br /><b>Luna:</b> "You kiddin' me, dude? No way!"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> ''[frustrated]'' "Ahh! I can't convince anyone of anything!"<br /><b>Luna:</b> "I'm just messin' with ya, bro." ''[hands him the guitar as he softly chuckles]''<br />''[Now, Lincoln is doing what Luna did]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "♫''And that's why I need a ticket to SMOOCH''♫ I say SMOOCH, you say tickets! SMOOCH!"<br /><b>Rita and Lynn Sr.:</b> "No!"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "SMOOCH!"<br /><b>Rita:</b> "Lincoln..."<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Wait! Not done yet!" ''[puts down the guitar and uses Mr. Coconuts]'' "''What kind of flowers do you bring to a SMOOCH concert? Tulips! Get it?''"<br /><b>Lynn Sr.:</b> "No, Lincoln!"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> ''[still as Mr. Coconuts]'' "''You know, tulips. Like, two lips.''"<br /><b>Rita:</b> "We get the joke, but you still can't go."<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Not done!" ''[holds a basketball]'' "If I make this shot, I get to go!" ''[throws the ball but misses the hoop and gets hit by the ball]'' "Oof!"<br /><b>Rita:</b> "Son-"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> ''[puts buckets on his parents' head to do what Lisa did]'' "Behold, a simulation of a future in which you bought me a SMOOCH VIP ticket."<br /><b>Lynn Sr.:</b> "I don't see anything."<br /><b>Rita:</b> "Please tell me this isn't the bucket we clean the bathroom with."<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Moving on!" ''[takes the buckets off, brings in Lucy's gravestone with his name taped over Lucy's and pretends to do a eulogy]'' "Today, we remember Lincoln Loud, who lived to be 150, but never got over the dashed childhood dream of hanging out with SMOOCH."<br /><b>Lynn Sr.:</b> "Lincoln, please, we-"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Not done!" ''[puts on makeup and does what the twins did in a cutesy tone]'' "If you get me that ticket, I'll be the happiest wittle boy in the world."<br /><b>Rita:</b> "You're not listening, honey. We-"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Not done!" ''[starts talking fast and a bunch like Lori and Leni did]'' "I really wanna go, it's an amazing opportunity, and I know I saw them before, but this is different because the seats would be better, and I'm also going to get to go backstage, and-"<br /><b>Lynn Sr.:</b> "Lincoln-"<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Hold that thought." ''[holds up a SMOOCH concert and pretends to cry, which Lily gives a thumbs down]''<br /><b>Rita:</b> "Lincoln, it doesn't matter <u>how</u> you ask us, the answer is no."<br /><b>Lynn Sr.:</b> "We'd love to get you the ticket, but we're out of money. We gave it all to your sisters."<br /><b>Rita:</b> "Maybe if you'd asked us earlier in the day."<br />''[Lincoln sulks and his turkey tail droops. His sisters look at what just happened and feel guilty]'' |
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''[Later that night, in Lincoln's room]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> ''[depressed]'' "Well, that's it. I have officially missed the entire VIP concert." ''[sighs]''<br />''[Someone knocks on his door and slips an envelope under it. Lincoln opens it and finds a card inside]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "<b>VIB: Very Important Brother?</b>"<br />''[Rock music starts playing]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Huh?"<br />''[He peeks outside and sees Luna in her Mick shirt and some makeup to look like a SMOOCH member]''<br /><b>Luna:</b> "Hey, bro!" ''[plays her guitar]'' "ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!"<br />''[All of his sisters except Lucy, and even Mr. Coconuts, are dressed up like SMOOCH members and start playing a song]''<br /><b>Sisters except Lucy and Lily:</b> |
''[Later that night, in Lincoln's room]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> ''[depressed]'' "Well, that's it. I have officially missed the entire VIP concert." ''[sighs]''<br />''[Someone knocks on his door and slips an envelope under it. Lincoln opens it and finds a card inside]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "<b>VIB: Very Important Brother?</b>"<br />''[Rock music starts playing]''<br /><b>Lincoln:</b> "Huh?"<br />''[He peeks outside and sees Luna in her Mick shirt and some makeup to look like a SMOOCH member]''<br /><b>Luna:</b> "Hey, bro!" ''[plays her guitar]'' "ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!"<br />''[All of his sisters except Lucy, and even Mr. Coconuts, are dressed up like SMOOCH members and start playing a song]''<br /><b>Sisters except Lucy and Lily:</b> |
Revision as of 16:36, 4 October 2017
The following is a transcript for the episode "Yes Man". Script[Lori and Leni's closet] [On Lincoln's laptop, Clyde, Liam, and Zach are putting on SMOOCH outfits] [The basement. Rita is doing laundry and Lincoln pops out, scaring her] [Lincoln goes upstairs] [Later that night, in Lincoln's room] Lincoln Loud, Lincoln Loud, the best dang brother anywhere around♫"
Lincoln Loud, Lincoln Loud, the best dang brother anywhere around♫" [Lisa, Lola and Lana take Lincoln to the VIP section] Lincoln: "Wow. The guys are never going to believe this." [To his surprise, Clyde, Liam and Zach are there, too] Clyde: "We wouldn't, except we're right here!" Pucker: To help them out, you're a real rock star Everyone has had their fun The song is over, so we gotta RUUUUUUUUUUN!!! BA-BA-BA-BA-BOW!♫" [In the middle lyric, Lincoln's sisters hug him. At that very last lyric, the giant cybernetic bug from Lisa's virtual reality simulation's glitch emerges from the house and everyone runs away at the very sight of it as the episode irises out and Lily giggles off screen] |